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Old 04-03-2001, 08:13 PM   #11
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LOL...LadyZekke? You do one too many flips today? LOLOLOL

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Old 04-04-2001, 12:23 AM   #12
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BUMP!

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Old 04-04-2001, 12:37 AM   #13
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Question: The perfect man, the perfect woman, Santa Claus and the Easter Bunny are far out to sea in a small boat which capsizes. Who would survive?

Answer: The perfect woman.

Why, you ask?

*SPOILER* (for the young and young at heart)
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Well, we all know that Santa Claus and the Easter Bunny are popular, cultural myths (sorry, kids) and, certainly, there is no such thing as the perfect man (or so my, once again, ex-girlfriend has told me... more than once, anyway... okay, several times... ad day...)

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Old 04-04-2001, 12:52 AM   #14
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Right a joke my me.

One day god come to Adam and said. "Adam, I have two pieces of good news and one bad, which do you want to hear frist?"

"The good news first, please, Lord.." repiled Adam.

"Okay, I have created a wondor full organ for you call the brain. It will eneable you to learn and reason and do all sorts of clever things."
"The second piece of good news is that I created another organ for you called the penis. This will give you pleasure and give Eve pleasure and it will let you make children to live in this glorious world I've fashioned for you."

"that sound wonderful! and what's the bad news?"

"You can't use them both at the same time."
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Old 04-04-2001, 12:58 AM   #15
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Gabriel - Rotflmao!

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Old 04-04-2001, 01:06 AM   #16
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A fellow goes to see his doctor because he's been feeling quite poorly of late. The doctor runs a long series of tests and tells the fellow to come back for the results in two days.

Two days later, the fellow goes back to the doctor. He is waiting in the examination room when the doctor comes in with his results:

"I have bad news and terrible news," says the doctor.

"Don't you mean good news and bad news, doctor?" asks the patient.

"No," says the doctor, "bad news and terrible news."

"Well, what's the bad news?" asks the patient.

"You only have forty-eight hours to live," the doctor answers.

"That's TERRIBLE!" cries the patient.

"No, the terrible news is I meant to call you the day before yesterday." replied the doctor.

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Old 04-04-2001, 01:09 AM   #17
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Snicker.... chuckle.... snicker !!!
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Old 04-04-2001, 01:17 AM   #18
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IR- great.

Here another one, but it really bad. It about the greatest joke of all time, but no one ever gets it.... heck this is turnning into a riddle, so I start taking guesses now.
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Right the answer is LIFE!!! (Told it was bad didn't I)
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Old 04-04-2001, 05:04 PM   #19
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YAY! Thanks everyone! *gleefully clapping her hands and squealing with delight*

Gabriel...HAHAHAHAHA....aint' it the truth...


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Old 04-04-2001, 09:21 PM   #20
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1. XEROX and WURLITZER
:> (They're going to make reproductive organs)
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:> 2. FAIRCHILD ELECTRONICS and HONEYWELL COMPUTERS
:> (The new company will be called Fairwell Honeychild)
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:> 3. POLYGRAM RECORDS, WARNER BROTHERS and KEEBLER
:> (The new company will be called Poly-Warner-Cracker)
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:> 4. W.R.GRACE CO., FULLER BRUSH CO., MARY KAY COSMETICS, and HALE
:> BUSINESS
:> SYSTEMS
:> (The company will be called Hale, Mary, Fuller, Grace)
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:> 5. 3M and GOODYEAR
:> (MMM Good)
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:> 6. JOHN DEERE and ABITIBI-PRICE
:> (Deere Abi)
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:> 7. HONEYWELL, IMASCO and HOME OIL
:> (Honey, I'm Home)
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:> 8. DENISON MINES, ALLIANCE and METAL MINING
:> (Mine All Mine)
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:> 9. 3M, JC PENNEY and THE METROPOLITAN OPERA COMPANY
:> (3 Penney Opera)
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:> 10. GREY POUPON and DOCKERS PANTS
:> (Poupon Pants)
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:> 11. KNOTT'S BERRY FARM and THE NATIONAL ORGANIZATION FOR WOMEN
:> (The new company will be called Knott Now)
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:> 12. ZIPPO MANUFACTURING, AUDI, DOFASCO and DAKOTA MINING
:> (The new company will be called Zip Audi Do-Da)
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:> 13. NETSCAPE and YAHOO
:> (Net n'Yahoo - the Israeli branch)
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:> 14. COORS and BETTY CROCKER
:> (Pisquick)


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