If you could...

Black Dragon · 03-01-2002, 10:39 AM

Grow two extra arms (like that goro dude from mortal kombat) what would you use them to do? Let's try to keep this from going in personal things ok. I would use it to play two player video games by my self, or play really hard cpu games easyier.

Talthyr Malkaviel · 03-01-2002, 10:55 AM

Well, next time I did some drumming, I'd remember to pick up my old sticks as wll as my current ones, and I would kick some drumming ass!!

Epona · 03-01-2002, 11:27 AM

It would be about a billion times easier to trim my parrot's toenails.

Talthyr Malkaviel · 03-01-2002, 11:37 AM

Ha ha ha, I just got a mental image of a multi-limbed Epone trimming bird nails at super speed.

Sazerac · 03-01-2002, 11:39 AM

I'd work on the Internet on two computers at the same time, natch!

Or, better yet, browse the internet on one computer and play BG2 or Wizardy 8 on the other!

Epona · 03-01-2002, 11:41 AM

quote:
Originally posted by Talthyr Malkaviel:
Ha ha ha, I just got a mental image of a multi-limbed Epone trimming bird nails at super speed.

Yeah, it's strange but when I thought of having extra arms, this was the first thing that occurred to me. You have to wrap them up in a towel and hold the wriggling bundle still without restricting its chest, hold a toe with one hand and the clippers with the other, while the other 3 toes on that foot are all wrigging and trying to grab you - there ain't enough hands on the average human to manage that!

Talthyr Malkaviel · 03-01-2002, 11:50 AM

Hmmm, also, I'd grow two more eyes, learn to be able to concentrate equally hard on two things then I could revise/do homework at the same time as playing BG2!

SSJ4Sephiroth · 03-01-2002, 06:42 PM

I would use the two new ones to hit people in the back of the head at school when they say something completely stupid or idiotic. i already to it, just needs to be unblockable...

03-01-2002, 06:53 PM

Ohhh, I would have four underarm-muscles to train [img]smile.gif[/img]

Micah Foehammer · 03-01-2002, 06:54 PM

It would make giving my cats their baths a LOT easier - although it would also give them more targets to aim for with those sharp pointy little claws. OUCH!

03-01-2002, 10:39 AM	#1
Black Dragon Zhentarim Guard Join Date: November 11, 2001 Location: Virginia Age: 37 Posts: 352	Grow two extra arms (like that goro dude from mortal kombat) what would you use them to do? Let's try to keep this from going in personal things ok. I would use it to play two player video games by my self, or play really hard cpu games easyier. __________________ Black owns!<br />Dragons rule!!<br /> [img]\"http://img.ranchoweb.com/images/ladyzekke/blackdragonpic.jpg\" alt=\" - \" /><br /> <b>If the media decided that breathing wasn\'t \"cool\" anymore, half the teenage population would be gone.</b> --Someguy

03-01-2002, 10:55 AM	#2
Talthyr Malkaviel Ma'at - Goddess of Truth & Justice Join Date: August 31, 2001 Location: Land of the Britons Age: 37 Posts: 3,224	Well, next time I did some drumming, I'd remember to pick up my old sticks as wll as my current ones, and I would kick some drumming ass!! __________________ Resident cantankerous sorcerer of the Clan HADB<br />and Sorcerous Nuttella salesman of the O.R.T<br /> <br /><br />Say NO to the Trouser Tyranny! Can I drill you about this?

03-01-2002, 11:27 AM	#3
Epona Zartan Join Date: March 1, 2001 Location: London, England Age: 53 Posts: 5,164	It would be about a billion times easier to trim my parrot's toenails. __________________ [img]\"http://www.wizardrealm.com/images/epona.gif\" alt=\" - \" />

03-01-2002, 11:37 AM	#4
Talthyr Malkaviel Ma'at - Goddess of Truth & Justice Join Date: August 31, 2001 Location: Land of the Britons Age: 37 Posts: 3,224	Ha ha ha, I just got a mental image of a multi-limbed Epone trimming bird nails at super speed. __________________ Resident cantankerous sorcerer of the Clan HADB<br />and Sorcerous Nuttella salesman of the O.R.T<br /> <br /><br />Say NO to the Trouser Tyranny! Can I drill you about this?

03-01-2002, 11:39 AM	#5
Sazerac Ironworks Moderator Join Date: January 7, 2001 Location: Monroe, LA Age: 60 Posts: 7,387	I'd work on the Internet on two computers at the same time, natch! Or, better yet, browse the internet on one computer and play BG2 or Wizardy 8 on the other! __________________ "And all my days are trances, and all my nightly dreams, Are where thy grey eye glances, and where thy footstep gleams, In what ethereal dances, by what eternal streams..."

03-01-2002, 11:41 AM	#6
Epona Zartan Join Date: March 1, 2001 Location: London, England Age: 53 Posts: 5,164	quote: Originally posted by Talthyr Malkaviel: Ha ha ha, I just got a mental image of a multi-limbed Epone trimming bird nails at super speed. Yeah, it's strange but when I thought of having extra arms, this was the first thing that occurred to me. You have to wrap them up in a towel and hold the wriggling bundle still without restricting its chest, hold a toe with one hand and the clippers with the other, while the other 3 toes on that foot are all wrigging and trying to grab you - there ain't enough hands on the average human to manage that! __________________ [img]\"http://www.wizardrealm.com/images/epona.gif\" alt=\" - \" />

03-01-2002, 11:50 AM	#7
Talthyr Malkaviel Ma'at - Goddess of Truth & Justice Join Date: August 31, 2001 Location: Land of the Britons Age: 37 Posts: 3,224	Hmmm, also, I'd grow two more eyes, learn to be able to concentrate equally hard on two things then I could revise/do homework at the same time as playing BG2! __________________ Resident cantankerous sorcerer of the Clan HADB<br />and Sorcerous Nuttella salesman of the O.R.T<br /> <br /><br />Say NO to the Trouser Tyranny! Can I drill you about this?

03-01-2002, 06:42 PM	#8
SSJ4Sephiroth Beholder Join Date: May 4, 2001 Location: The Outside Looking In Age: 37 Posts: 4,361	I would use the two new ones to hit people in the back of the head at school when they say something completely stupid or idiotic. i already to it, just needs to be unblockable...

03-01-2002, 06:53 PM	#9
Wedin Guest Posts: n/a	Ohhh, I would have four underarm-muscles to train [img]smile.gif[/img]

03-01-2002, 06:54 PM	#10
Micah Foehammer Ma'at - Goddess of Truth & Justice Join Date: November 15, 2001 Location: Asheville, NC Posts: 3,253	It would make giving my cats their baths a LOT easier - although it would also give them more targets to aim for with those sharp pointy little claws. OUCH! __________________ “Every tavern’s an opportunity, I say.”

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