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11-17-2002, 01:33 PM
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Unicorn
 Join Date: October 4, 2001
Location: Kingdom of the West,..P.o. Cynagus
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"It's not true that I said 'actors are cattle.' I said 'they should be treated like cattle'."
- Alfred Hitchcock
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11-17-2002, 04:09 PM
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Hathor
 Join Date: March 6, 2001
Location: Waxahachie, TX
Age: 60
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And he did.
He put out wonderful movies but the man was a sandwich shy of a picnic.
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11-17-2002, 04:11 PM
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Gold Dragon
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Location: Canada
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11-17-2002, 05:20 PM
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Red Wizard of Thay
 Join Date: November 23, 2001
Location: That coffee stain on your map (Australia)
Age: 37
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Clowns are scary, can it be dancing monkeys instead?
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 <br />2,500 left handers die each year using products designed for right handers.
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11-17-2002, 05:51 PM
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Thoth - Egyptian God of Wisdom
 Join Date: March 1, 2001
Location: NC
Age: 38
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A few spots short of a newt (she's a witch, BURN HER!! [img]graemlins/hehe.gif[/img] )
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11-17-2002, 06:17 PM
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Zhentarim Guard
 Join Date: September 3, 2002
Location: Canada
Age: 40
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A few houses short of a suburb? (sorry, I couldn't think of one so I had to make one up on the spot
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 <br /><br />[url]\"http://www.nuklearpower.com/daily.php?date=010302\" target=\"_blank\">http://www.nuklearpower.com/daily.php?date=010302</a> First 8-Bit Theater comic. The first few aren\'t really funny, but the rest are great.
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11-17-2002, 06:38 PM
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Osiris - Egyptian God of the Underworld
 Join Date: May 22, 2001
Location: Sherwoodpark,Alberta,Canada
Age: 51
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Here is one that I like.
*man with one chopstick goes hungrey*
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11-17-2002, 07:49 PM
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Thoth - Egyptian God of Wisdom
Join Date: March 1, 2001
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11-18-2002, 04:45 AM
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Ma'at - Goddess of Truth & Justice
 Join Date: November 24, 2001
Location: Australia
Age: 37
Posts: 3,281
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Man who runs in front of car gets tired, Man who run behind car get exhausted [img]smile.gif[/img]
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Carpe Noctem: Ph’nglui mglw’nafh cthulhu r’lyeh wgah’nagl fhtagn. |
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11-18-2002, 05:36 AM
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Drizzt Do'Urden
 Join Date: October 11, 2002
Location: Malaysia
Age: 35
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If we've progressed into funny lines then...
Chick: Mummy, am I a people? Hen: No dear, you are a chicken Chick: Where do chickens come from? Hen: They are laid in eggs Chick: Are people laid? Hen: Not all of them, some are chicken... hehe, my all time favourite... 
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