A Warning to All Christmas Thieves

Jonas Strider · 12-10-2004, 01:29 PM

From a friend:

A burglar broke into a house one night. He shined his flashlight all around, looking for valuables, and when he picked up a CD player to place in his sack, a strange, disembodied voice echoed from the dark saying, "Jesus is watching you."

He nearly jumped out of his skin, clicked his flashlight off, and froze.

When he heard nothing more after a bit, he shook his head, promised himself a long vacation after his next big score, then clicked the light on and began searching for more valuables.

Just as he pulled the stereo out so he could disconnect the wires, as clear a bell he heard, "Jesus is watching you."

Freaking out again, he shined his light around frantically, looking for the source of the voice. Finally, in the corner of the room, his flashlight beam came to rest on a parrot.

"Did you say that?" He hissed at the parrot.

"Yep," the parrot confessed, then squawked, "I'm just trying to warn you."

The burglar relaxed. "Warn me, huh? Who in the world are you?"

"Moses," replied the bird.

"Moses?" the burglar laughed. "What kind of people would name a bird 'Moses'?"

Moses answered, "The kind of people that would name a Rottweiller 'Jesus'."

Irongrinder · 12-10-2004, 01:33 PM

lol, a nice christmas spirited joke, I love it! Thanks for the good laugh

Arvon · 12-10-2004, 01:35 PM

That's a good one.

armageddon272 · 12-10-2004, 02:43 PM

finally, an original joke! or maybe its not, but i know i havn't heard it. yay.

coyote696 · 12-10-2004, 02:45 PM

lol thats a good one

Xen · 12-10-2004, 03:13 PM

ROFL! That one was pretty good. [img]smile.gif[/img]

javan · 12-10-2004, 06:20 PM

I heard this one before... but it is still good

12-10-2004, 06:40 PM

oh wow, this is good ^_^

Kakero · 12-10-2004, 09:00 PM

hehehe...thanks for the warning. nice one!

Sythe · 12-10-2004, 10:43 PM

Totally unexpected. I enjoyed it.

12-10-2004, 01:29 PM	#1
Jonas Strider Manshoon Join Date: July 28, 2004 Location: Seattle-Redmond WA Age: 58 Posts: 178	From a friend: A burglar broke into a house one night. He shined his flashlight all around, looking for valuables, and when he picked up a CD player to place in his sack, a strange, disembodied voice echoed from the dark saying, "Jesus is watching you." He nearly jumped out of his skin, clicked his flashlight off, and froze. When he heard nothing more after a bit, he shook his head, promised himself a long vacation after his next big score, then clicked the light on and began searching for more valuables. Just as he pulled the stereo out so he could disconnect the wires, as clear a bell he heard, "Jesus is watching you." Freaking out again, he shined his light around frantically, looking for the source of the voice. Finally, in the corner of the room, his flashlight beam came to rest on a parrot. "Did you say that?" He hissed at the parrot. "Yep," the parrot confessed, then squawked, "I'm just trying to warn you." The burglar relaxed. "Warn me, huh? Who in the world are you?" "Moses," replied the bird. "Moses?" the burglar laughed. "What kind of people would name a bird 'Moses'?" Moses answered, "The kind of people that would name a Rottweiller 'Jesus'." __________________ Namaste

12-10-2004, 01:35 PM	#3
Arvon Unicorn Join Date: October 4, 2001 Location: Kingdom of the West,..P.o. Cynagus Posts: 4,212	That's a good one. __________________ 53.7% of all statistics are made up

12-10-2004, 02:45 PM	#5
coyote696 The Magister Join Date: July 8, 2004 Location: arkansas Age: 56 Posts: 109	lol thats a good one __________________ [img]\"http://home.comcast.net/~lrmwiley/chopper.jpg\" alt=\" - \" /><br />B B B BAD TO THE BONE

12-10-2004, 06:20 PM	#7
javan Zhentarim Guard Join Date: September 5, 2003 Location: Canada Age: 65 Posts: 396	I heard this one before... but it is still good __________________ When the going gets tough, the bard goes drinking- Bard's Tale

12-10-2004, 10:43 PM	#10
Sythe Ra Join Date: May 19, 2002 Location: The US of A Age: 36 Posts: 2,365	Totally unexpected. I enjoyed it. __________________ Slythe is back! Back again! Haha! <br /><br />[url]\"http://imageshack.us\" target=\"_blank\"> [img]\"http://img472.imageshack.us/img472/9928/130blood4ts.jpg\" alt=\" - \" /></a>

12-10-2004, 01:33 PM	#2
Irongrinder Avatar Join Date: June 8, 2001 Location: The forest Posts: 526	lol, a nice christmas spirited joke, I love it! Thanks for the good laugh

12-10-2004, 02:43 PM	#4
armageddon272 Symbol of Cyric Join Date: September 20, 2004 Location: Maine, feel sorry for me Age: 33 Posts: 1,163	finally, an original joke! or maybe its not, but i know i havn't heard it. yay.

12-10-2004, 03:13 PM	#6
Xen Symbol of Moradin Join Date: June 5, 2002 Location: Slovenia,Ljubljana Age: 36 Posts: 8,554	ROFL! That one was pretty good. [img]smile.gif[/img]

12-10-2004, 06:40 PM	#8
Spirits forever Guest Posts: n/a	oh wow, this is good ^_^

12-10-2004, 09:00 PM	#9
Kakero 40th Level Warrior Join Date: March 24, 2002 Posts: 10,215	hehehe...thanks for the warning. nice one!

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