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11-08-2004, 09:58 AM
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Unicorn
 Join Date: October 4, 2001
Location: Kingdom of the West,..P.o. Cynagus
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11-08-2004, 10:56 AM
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Vampire
 Join Date: January 29, 2003
Location: Sweden
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...Right.
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11-08-2004, 11:10 AM
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40th Level Warrior
 Join Date: October 29, 2001
Location: Western Wilds of Michigan
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Naw... the suckers crumble too easy. You do get a good frisbee, though... [img]smile.gif[/img]
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11-08-2004, 11:13 AM
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Unicorn
Join Date: May 17, 2001
Location: N/a
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Is the tortilla in question a tortilla chip (Doritos style crisp) or a Torta de patata (Potato ommalete)?
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11-08-2004, 03:01 PM
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40th Level Warrior
Join Date: October 29, 2001
Location: Western Wilds of Michigan
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I don't believe it's either. I believe it's the bread-like Mexican dietary staple, made of either corn meal or flour, pounded out into a circle and cooked on a grill.
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11-08-2004, 03:47 PM
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[img]graemlins/whackya.gif[/img] what's this? man....what's happen to ya? your jokes..are alittle less funny these days man
what's happening XD but this is *shrugs* okay i guess |
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11-08-2004, 03:52 PM
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40th Level Warrior
 Join Date: April 15, 2002
Location: Utrecht The Netherlands
Age: 58
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You want funny ?
A guy is browsing in a pet shop and sees a parrot sitting on a little perch. It doesn't have any feet or legs. The guy says aloud, "Geesh, I wonder what happened to this Parrot? The parrot responds, "I was born this way. I'm a defective parrot." "Holy crap," the guy says. "You actually understood and answered me!" "I got every word," says the parrot. "I happen to be a highly intelligent, thoroughly educated bird." "Oh yeah?" the guy asks, "Then answer this; how do you hang onto your perch without any feet?" The parrot responds, "Well, this is very embarrassing. but since you asked, I wrap my weenie around this wooden bar like a little hook. You can't see it because of my feathers." "Wow," says the guy. "You really can understand and speak English can't you?" "Actually, I speak both Spanish and English, and I can converse with reasonable competence on almost any topic: politics, religion, sports, physics, philosophy. I'm especially good at ornithology. You really ought to buy me. I'd be a great companion." The guy looks at the $200 price tag. "Sorry, but I just can't afford that." "Pssst"...said the parrot, truth is, nobody wants me cause I don't have any feet You can probably get me for $20, just make the guy an offer!" The guy offers $20 and walks out with the parrot. Weeks go by. The parrot is sensational. He has a great sense of humor, he's interesting, he's a great pal, he understands everything, he sympathizes, and he's insightful. The guy is delighted. One day the guy comes home from work and the parrot goes, "psssssssssssst," and motions him over with one wing. I don't know if I should tell you this or not, but it's about your wife and the postman." "What are you talking about?" asks the guy. "When the postman delivered the mail today, your wife greeted him at the door in a sheer black nightie and kissed him passionately." "WHAT???" The guy asks incredulously. "THEN what happened?" "Well, then the postman came into the house and put his hands under her nightie and began petting her all over," reported the parrot. "Oh No!," he exclaims. "Then what?" "Then he lifted up the nightie, got down on his knees and began to kiss her all over, starting with her breasts and slowly going down...." "WELL," demands the frantic guy, "THEN WHAT HAPPENED?" "Damned if I know. I got a hard-on and fell off my perch. "
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11-08-2004, 03:58 PM
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Jack Burton
 Join Date: July 19, 2003
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ROFL, ROFL and ROFL again at your joke Johnny. That is the greatest joke I have read in a long time on IW. Thanks for the greatest laugh I have had in a long time.
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11-08-2004, 04:13 PM
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Zartan
 Join Date: May 20, 2003
Location: Near Aberdeen, Scotland
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LOL johnny, that was a great joke! [img]graemlins/hehe.gif[/img] [img]graemlins/biglaugh.gif[/img]
And Arvon, I think your limelight has been stolen. 
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11-08-2004, 05:05 PM
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Unicorn
Join Date: May 17, 2001
Location: N/a
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*tips hat to Johnny*
Well spoken Johnny!
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