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Dron_Cah · 11-08-2004, 05:02 PM

Finally, I have some new jokes, lol! Enjoy!

SHIRLEY GOODNEST

Timmy was a little five year old boy whose Mom loved him very much, and being a worrier, she was concerned about him walking to school when he started Kindergarten, so she walked him to school the first couple of days

At the end of the week, he came home from school and told his mother that he did not want her walking him to school everyday. He wanted to be like the "big boys" he protested loudly.

After considering his request, she agreed.as she had an idea of how to handle it. She asked a neighbor, Mrs. Goodnest, if she would please follow him to school in the mornings, staying at a distance, so he probably wouldn't notice her. Mrs. Goodnest said that since she was up early with her toddler anyway, it would be a good way for them to get some exercise as well, so she agreed.

The next school day, Mrs. Goodnest and her little girl, Marcy, set out following behind Timmy as he walked to school with another neighbor boy he knew.

She did this for a whole week..

As the boys walked and chatted, kicking stones and twigs, Timmy's little friend noticed the same lady was following them as she seemed to do every day all week. .

Finally he said to Timmy, "Have you noticed that lady following us to school all week? Do you know her?"

Timmy nonchalantly replied, "Yeah, I know who she is."

The friend said, "Well, who is she?"

"That's just Shirley Goodnest" Timmy replied, "and her daughter Marcy."

"Shirley Goodnest? Who the heck is she and why is she following us?"

"Well", Timmy explained, "every night my Mom makes me say the 23rd Psalm with my prayers, 'cuz she worries about me so much.

And in the psalm, it says 'Shirley Goodnest and Marcy shall follow me all the days of my life,' so I guess I'll just have to get used to it!"

RoSs_bg2_rox · 11-08-2004, 05:09 PM

Lol...that is just daft!

Bungleau · 11-08-2004, 05:22 PM

Ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooohhhhhhhhhh!
Aaaaaaauuuuuuuuuuggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!

That's a dollar fine, if I ever saw one!

*copies quickly to pass it on to someone else*

Kakero · 11-09-2004, 06:35 AM

That's ummm.... nice Dron. made it yourself? [img]tongue.gif[/img]

Callum · 11-09-2004, 07:01 AM

[img]tongue.gif[/img]

Heh... not too bad

Dragonshadow · 11-09-2004, 08:32 AM

Not too bad...

Cheered me up anyway.

11-08-2004, 05:09 PM	#2
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11-08-2004, 05:22 PM	#3
Bungleau 40th Level Warrior Join Date: October 29, 2001 Location: Western Wilds of Michigan Posts: 11,752	Ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooohhhhhhhhhh! Aaaaaaauuuuuuuuuuggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! That's a dollar fine, if I ever saw one! copies quickly to pass it on to someone else __________________ B Save Early, Save Often Save Before, Save After Two-Star General, Spelling Soldiers -+-+-+ Give 'em a hug one more time. It might be the last.

11-09-2004, 07:01 AM	#5
Callum Symbol of Cyric Join Date: October 21, 2004 Location: Vancouver, BC Age: 36 Posts: 1,143	[img]tongue.gif[/img] Heh... not too bad __________________ [img]\"http://img11.imageshack.us/img11/4763/callumavataranimated4ff.gif\" alt=\" - \" />

11-09-2004, 08:32 AM	#6
Dragonshadow Quth-Maren Join Date: February 17, 2003 Location: Portsmouth Age: 34 Posts: 4,145	Not too bad... Cheered me up anyway. __________________ aka Loc der Graf, Quillruke

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11-08-2004, 05:02 PM	#1
Dron_Cah Horus - Egyptian Sky God Join Date: March 2, 2003 Location: Kentucky Age: 38 Posts: 2,637	Finally, I have some new jokes, lol! Enjoy! SHIRLEY GOODNEST Timmy was a little five year old boy whose Mom loved him very much, and being a worrier, she was concerned about him walking to school when he started Kindergarten, so she walked him to school the first couple of days At the end of the week, he came home from school and told his mother that he did not want her walking him to school everyday. He wanted to be like the "big boys" he protested loudly. After considering his request, she agreed.as she had an idea of how to handle it. She asked a neighbor, Mrs. Goodnest, if she would please follow him to school in the mornings, staying at a distance, so he probably wouldn't notice her. Mrs. Goodnest said that since she was up early with her toddler anyway, it would be a good way for them to get some exercise as well, so she agreed. The next school day, Mrs. Goodnest and her little girl, Marcy, set out following behind Timmy as he walked to school with another neighbor boy he knew. She did this for a whole week.. As the boys walked and chatted, kicking stones and twigs, Timmy's little friend noticed the same lady was following them as she seemed to do every day all week. . Finally he said to Timmy, "Have you noticed that lady following us to school all week? Do you know her?" Timmy nonchalantly replied, "Yeah, I know who she is." The friend said, "Well, who is she?" "That's just Shirley Goodnest" Timmy replied, "and her daughter Marcy." "Shirley Goodnest? Who the heck is she and why is she following us?" "Well", Timmy explained, "every night my Mom makes me say the 23rd Psalm with my prayers, 'cuz she worries about me so much. And in the psalm, it says 'Shirley Goodnest and Marcy shall follow me all the days of my life,' so I guess I'll just have to get used to it!"

11-09-2004, 06:35 AM	#4
Kakero 40th Level Warrior Join Date: March 24, 2002 Posts: 10,215	That's ummm.... nice Dron. made it yourself? [img]tongue.gif[/img]

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