THE END

To avoid putting damn loads of posts on Jon Irenicu's nice clean thread - here is the last part of the story that I have written. Come to think about it............it wasn't even me who should be writing in the first place!!!

rikard: you should read this (you evil *&^%$£)

Others of you who are interested in the story should read
Jon Irenicu's post called "PLEASE READ THIS".

This the last bit, I have created a new thread for it because
I have already done a hell of a lot of wreak on Jon's thread. (sorry Jon)

Could this be a newfound hobby for me?

- THE FINAL ENDING -

Holy Mage Wah: I can't get outta here. Rikard? Rikard?
Rikard: There is an exit at the top of the lair idiot.
Holy Mage Wah: I knew that, so get moving!
Rikard: Race Ya!
Rikard: Cast Improved Haste : Rikard
Holy Mage Wah: cast improved haste: holy mage wah

Rikard: Ya know Wah, I've been thinking - Did you ever meet a god once?
Holy Mage Wah: Shut Up and move it.
Rikard: casts magic missile: Holy Mage Wah
Holy Mage Wah: magic resistance
Rikard: (until next time.........!!)

Holy Mage Wah: Yes we're here. Don't worry about this barrier, I can open it.
Rikard: With your bare hands?
Holy Mage Wah: no, with your head - magic of course - DUH!
Rikard: You weak piece of shit.
Holy Mage Wah: casts Knock
Holy Mage Wah: there
Rikard: what's that sound Wah?
Holy Mage Wah: can't hear a thing
Rikard: Look up fool, can't you see the thing up there!!
Holy Mage Wah: Oh no, don't tell me..............

Rikard: I can't believe it! He's still not dead.
Rikard: Do I have to slice your ass again talahan?
Rikard: Or should you do it yourself?

demi-talahan: I have....one more.....gift before...I die.
demi-talahan: for....you ...Rikard!!
demi-talahan: regeros interus incerio palaher: Casts Black Evil: Rikard
Rikard: Black Evil
Rikard: Your spell didn't work talahan, now DIEEEE!!!!
Talahan: Death
Rikard: Geez that was quick! I didn't even know he was in a hurry.

Holy Mage Wah: Come on Rikard, time to go home.
Rikard: Yeah, home sweet home - I miss it more than Baalor's Ale
Holy Mage Wah: are you still drinking Rikard?
Rikard: Shut Up Wah, I don't get intoxicated.
Holy Mage Wah: resistance eh Rikard?
Rikard: (looks proud of himself)

Holy Mage Wah: Ah, here we are just more gate and we're free.
Rikard: Go ahead and do it.
Holy Mage Wah: Rikard, are you traveling with me after we get out?
Rikard: maybe I will Wah, if you buy me some Baalor's Ale
Holy Mage Wah: *sigh* OK, I'll buy you ale Rikard.
Rikard: And not some nasty crap you cheap f**khead!!
Rikard: I want proper beer.

Holy Mage Wah: Casts Knock
Holy Mage Wah: Let's go Rikard
Holy Mage Wah: Rikard?
Holy Mage Wah: Rikard?
Holy Mage Wah: Don't play games rikard I need to get outta here.
Holy Mage Wah: rikard where are you?

Holy Mage Wah: RIKARD!!!! RIKA.............
Rikard: I am here Wah.................
Holy Mage Wah: damage taken: 5689
Holy Mage Wah: near death
Rikard: heh heh heh heh
Holy Mage Wah: why rikard? why?
Holy Mage Wah: I thought you....you (lip trembles)
Rikard: I cannot let you leave Wah, you are too powerful for me and I can't have that.
Rikard: You see, I want your powers, I want your Holy Magic.
Rikard: and the only way I'll get it is when you die............

Holy Mage Wah: Rik.........ard. No......please.........no.
Rikard: A sweet death you will die Wah.
Holy Mage Wah: NO!
rikard: sweeter than the flowers in summers.
Holy Mage Wah: NO!
Rikard: Sweeter than the richest honey
Holy Mage Wah: NOOOOOO!
Holy Mage Wah: Death

Rikard: I will have all the power!
Rikard: I will have all the strength!
Rikard: I am unstoppable and I will serve to kill..................


Rikard:...............master TALAHAN!!!!

(THE END)

[Rikard T'Aranaxz]

Telahan = +
Rikard = -
Wah =^
Kaël *

+You have served me well
Like i exspected you to do
Now feed me return+
- I won't Do that I won'T AAAAAARRRGGGH-
+ Don't resist me you are in my control+
- You are weak Telahan You cannot even control a mortal-
+ You are more than that Rikard and you know it+
- So tell me why (very sacrastic) a great godly master
Why why have you made me kill Wah-
+ No reason it's fun to see He's just pisses me off
- I can defeat you you know it
+ No you can't
Rikard cast mental battle
Rikard telahan move to mental battle ground
+ What is this What is this place of light It burns my eyes+
- This my dear telahan is my playground
This is my mind A place you evil magic won't work
I will defeat you FOREVER-
+ Telahan cast Total destruction
+ Telahan casting failure
+ what the f*ck+
-Thy shall not swear heh heh doesn't it work ty it again-
+ you are to convident Rikard+
+ Telahan cast inmortel Flames Rikard
Telahan Casting failure
Telahan cast Ultimate Destruction
Telahan casting failure
Telahan cast earthquake
Telahan casting failure
Telahan cast Apocolypse
Telahan casting failure
- Your magic won't work only those true of hart and will in this battlefield
+ You hart is not true You have killed in your days
- You underestimate me
- Rikard cast mental battle Kaël
* What Rikard What has happend Is he ..
Is he still alive
- Why look so suprised You could have killed him remember but you didn't
* I'm .. I'm sorry Rikard
- Never mind Finish your work
* But he .. he's is to strong*
- I am thy tutor and you will do as i say-
* hm gues so*
Kaël cast flame arrow
Telahan takes 34 damage
* What he is hurt How is that possible
- I told you you could do it
Kaël unlease spellsequencer
Telahan takes 145 damage
Kaël unlease minor spelltrigger
Telahan takes 45 damage
Telahan death
* But he is still alive
He isn't dead
Howcome
- I will finish it
Rikard cast Mental destruction
Rikard cast unholy power
Rikard cast eternal Terror
Telahan death - Mindloss
-Let's get back Kaël You have done well
You have finaly shown to be worthy of being my apprntice
Wait i'll give you a gift
Rikard cast Holy Power
Kaël Turned To lord of Fire
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Kaël and Rikard return to physical world
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Rikard cast Resurection Wah
^What were you doing asshole^
- Just letting him think he controlled me
^But he he is still alive
- He has no mind no soul
- Without The Mind the Body cannot live
^ I see let's race again
- I'f you like
Rikard cast Stun Wah
Wah stunned
^ What? he this isn't fair
- See ya up there

The end......
Or is it
Was it a terrble mistake by Rikard to leave Wah with the body of Telahan
A body so takeble by Wah????
We will see
turn in next ehm houre i believe

[Melusine]

ROTFLMAO!!!!!!
Couldn't you guys just make this sort of a general entertainment thread?

Yeah, sure Melusine, looks like the end is only the beginning!!!!

Holy Mage Wah: Stunned
Holy Mage Wah: God!!! This body stinks, Rikard sure beat this one real hard.
Holy Mage Wah: where is everybody?
Holy Mage Wah: Can't move!!!
Holy Mage Wah: Dammit.

(3 hours later!!)

Holy Mage Wah: Still can't move!! Damn you Rikard you piece of shit I ain't that old to have severe arthritis!!
Holy Mage Wah: spell wears off
Holy Mage Wah: OH GOD!! Thanks - I was beginning to get the cramp in my arse. I gonna pay Rikard back for that one.
Holy Mage Wah: Now how do I get out of here?
Holy Mage Wah: Where am I?

Mystic Voice: You are here because I say so..............
Mystic Voice: You are here because I want you to...........

Holy Mage Wah: Show thyself before I shoot you in the ass with a Flame Arrow
Mystic Voice: Child.......................
Holy Mage Wah: Flame Arrow: Mystic Voice's Ass
Mystic Voice: I haven't got an ass fool.
Holy Mage Wah: Who Are You?

Mystic Voice: You speak of so much.............
Mystic Voice: Yet you know so little..............
Mystic Voice: A child in a dream.........
Holy Mage Wah: Rikard!!! Rikard? Rikard?
Mystic Voice: Your friend is not here is he? did he get away?
Mystic voice: I doubt it, heh heh - this place is not Faerun anymore.
Mystic Voice: A planar dimension created by evil

Holy Mage Wah: you piece of shit - I ain't wanna stay in your shabby hut, lemme out!
Holy Mage Wah: You're forgetting I am a HOLY MAGE!
Holy Mage Wah: casts HOLY DIMENSIONS OF THE KULAR PALADINS
Holy Mage Wah: blocked Mystic Voice
Holy Mage Wah: time to get my butt outta here!!


(meanwhile..........)


Rikard: Hurry up you hothead B******, where's never gonna move anywhere like this.
Kael: sorry master but my ass seems to set alight anything that I walk pass
Rikard: didn't I give you flameproof underwear?
Kael: yes master, but they got stolen by my friends at fire-elem school
Rikard: STOLE YOUR UNDERWEAR!! That cost me 100000 gold Kael!!
Kael: Really sorry master....................

Rikard: Ah F**k it, where's the exit?
Kael: There is it master - over there near that black bit
Rikard: get your shining arse over there so I can see clearer

Rikard: seel adichi perkro
Rikard: True Sight
Rikard: True Seeing

Rikard: Finally, boy my ale's getting cold, here's comes Rikard..........
Rikard: WHAT? what is this place?
Mystic Voice: it is a portrait of what as happened and what may happen,
Mystic Voice: you feel the potential within,
Mystic Voice: Nothing is rea.............
Rikard: SHUT UP and dont give me that Jon Irenicus Impression, you cant fool me like that
Mystic Voice: *sigh* he was my idol, I loved him.
Rikard: Go and piss off, I got a home to get to
Rikard: True Seeing
Rikard: true seeing
Rikard: WHOA!!! What are you.........a.....dra....a dragon?
Jakerel: I am Jakerel, otherwise known as the elemental dragon, welcome to my......home

Kael: master, I don't like this guy, I'M.......I'm scared!!!!
Kael: Waaaaaaaaaaaa, (sniff) waaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhh waaa (sniff, sniff)
Rikard: (look embarrassed)
Rikard: Sorry I'm gonna get outta here whether you like it or not.
Jakerel: Wait!!! I haven't even introduced you to my new friend yet.
Rikard: New Friend?

Jakerel: yes, this pathetic fool.......stumbled across my path a while ago.
Jakerel: quite powerful actually - but neverless weak in spirit
Jakerel: Recognise him?
Rikard: WAH!!
Jakerel: Ahhhhh, so have met before, pity I was invited - I could've brought some Ale.
Rikard: Cheap B******
Jakerel: WHAT!!!!
Rikard: er..............er.....nothing.
Jakerel: how dare yopu insult my ALE, It was a gift from Jon irenicus after I beat him at roulette!!
Jakerel: NO ONE INSULTS JON IRENICUS

Rikard: I hate to tell you, but I kinda fried his arse a couple of years ago.
Rikard: I'm a pretty good cook!
Rikard: heh heh
Kael: heh heh..............
Rikard: Shut up kael, no one told you to laugh
Kael: (huddles in a corner)

Jakerel: enough games, Wah attack these peasants!!
Holy Mage Wah: Yes..........master.....your wish..is.....
Jakerel: Just shut up and start casting moron!
Holy mage Wah: errr......yes.......: casts ANGEL'S DISASTER: Rikard
Rikard: save vs Spell
Rikard: damage taken 987
Rikard: Necromancer's Flare: Wah
Holy Mage Wah: Damage taken: 4523
Jakerel: full heal: Wah
Holy Mage Wah: fully healed

Rikard: that's not fair!!!
Rikard: 2 against one!!
Jakerel: I don't play fair fool
kael: I could join in? then it's 2 on 2
Rikard: no kael you're only worth half so it's 1 and a half vs 2

Jakerel: finish him Wah
Holy Mage Wah: satas batahaji nercero apalata..............
Holy Mage Wah: casts ANGEL'S HAVOC OF THE NINE HEAVENS
Rikard: poisoned, slowed, feebleminded, confused, chaos, cursed, diseased.
Jakerel: hahahaha, now I have two pets to play with.
Jakerel: It's amazing how you two survived my first pet TALAHAN
Jakerel: But I will begin by ordering you to destroy faerun!!

rikard:.................yes master
Holy Mage Wah: .........yes master

Kael: Oh F**k I'm outta here!! (burns his ass on a nearby chair)
Kael: Ouch!!!!

Will Jakerel succeed? Is this the end of faerun as well as our heroes?
What about kael? Will 'HE' be strong enough to defeat Jakerel?

...maybe...........................in a 1000000000 years!!!

(a conversation between Rikard and Wah later on.....)

Rikard: I think Jakerel likes me best.
Wah: yeah right, he can't even bear to look at you
Rikard: shut ya big mouth - jealous B******
Wah: Polymorph Other: Rikard

Rikard: EEEKKKK!!! What have you made me? A woman?
Wah: Yes Rikard, I hope you get used to wearing Bras coz you'll need some.
Rikard: damn I got Big Breasts!!
Wah: Oops, must've overdone the spell.
Rikard: Wah, change me back!!
Wah: Not on your life - I could get used to this - "Ms Rikard"
Rikard: Shut UP!!!

Wah: you know, I think Jakerel will think you are really pretty.
Rikard: Don't make me punch you WAH!
Wah: heh heh, calm down Rikard: you should be a bit more polite like a cutesy little girl.
Rikard: THAT'S IT!!!!!!!!!!!

Rikard: attacks Wah
rikard: critical hit
Wah: damage taken 1

Wah: contingency
Wah: absolute immunity
Wah: stoneskin
Wah: mislead

Rikard: weapon ineffective
Rikard: boo hoo, waaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!! i can't do anything
Rikard: I know!!! I'll use magic
rikard: chain lightning: Wah
Rikard: bra got in the way
Rikard: spell casting faliure

Wah: heh heh, now now, you have to watch that temper of yours
Wah: heehee Rikard: you don't wanna ruin all that makeup again!!
Rikard: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!

[Melusine]

God this is funny!
Keep this thread up and I won't be needing Jan Janssen anymore!

[Rikard T'Aranaxz]

Ima not gonna speak to ya anymore

[Rikard T'Aranaxz]

My brother is pestering me i'll write something tomorrow