Hillarious!!

Harkoliar · 08-07-2004, 08:10 AM

i just wanted to share this one with your as well. i got this from my email as usual!

A parish priest was being honored at a dinner on the
twenty-fifth anniversary of his arrival in that
parish. A leading local politician, who was a member
of the congregation, was chosen to make the
presentation and give a little speech at the dinner,
but he was delayed in traffic, so the priest decided
to say his own few words while they waited.

"You will understand," he said, "the seal of the
confessional, can never be broken. However, I got my
first impressions of the parish from the first
confession I heard here. I can only hint vaguely about
this, but when I came here twenty-five years ago I
thought I had been assigned to a terrible place.

The very first person who entered my confessional told
me how he had stolen a television set, and when
stopped by the police, had almost murdered the
officer. Further, he told me he had stolen money from
his parents, embezzled money from his place of
business,had an affair with his boss's wife, taken
illegal drugs, and gave VD to his sister. I was
appalled.

But as the days went on I knew that my people were not
all like that, and I had, indeed come to a fine parish
full of understanding and loving people."

Just as the priest finished his talk, the politician
arrived full of apologies at being late. He
immediately began to make the presentation and give
his talk.

"I'll never forget the first day our parish priest
arrived in this parish," said the politician. "In
fact, I had the honor of being the first one to go to
him in confession."

... somehow I can imagine what will happen next!

moral of the story.. dont be late

[ 08-07-2004, 08:20 AM: Message edited by: Harkoliar ]

Arvon · 08-07-2004, 09:42 AM

I like that one!!!

Xen · 08-07-2004, 10:02 AM

ROFLMAP! This one rocks. It made me laugh. [img]smile.gif[/img]

Stormymystic · 08-07-2004, 10:02 AM

roflmao, now that one made me laugh hard

wellard · 08-07-2004, 10:15 AM

Nice one Harks

Lord · 08-07-2004, 02:06 PM

hahah good 1 [img]graemlins/thumbsup.gif[/img]

Sagramore · 08-07-2004, 03:59 PM

LoL, Sagramore likes! [img]graemlins/laugh3.gif[/img] [img]graemlins/laugh3.gif[/img]

Leonis · 08-07-2004, 04:38 PM

Hmmm... Harks, shouldn't you be studying or something? [img]tongue.gif[/img]

[ 08-07-2004, 04:41 PM: Message edited by: Leonis ]

Kakero · 08-07-2004, 10:50 PM

echos all the aboves.

Harkoliar · 08-07-2004, 11:39 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Leonis:
Hmmm... Harks, shouldn't you be studying or something? [img]tongue.gif[/img]

well.. err.

. yeah.. classes just started anyways. glad you guys liked that one.

08-07-2004, 08:10 AM	#1
Harkoliar Jack Burton Join Date: March 21, 2001 Location: Philippines, but now Harbor City Sydney Age: 41 Posts: 5,556	i just wanted to share this one with your as well. i got this from my email as usual! A parish priest was being honored at a dinner on the twenty-fifth anniversary of his arrival in that parish. A leading local politician, who was a member of the congregation, was chosen to make the presentation and give a little speech at the dinner, but he was delayed in traffic, so the priest decided to say his own few words while they waited. "You will understand," he said, "the seal of the confessional, can never be broken. However, I got my first impressions of the parish from the first confession I heard here. I can only hint vaguely about this, but when I came here twenty-five years ago I thought I had been assigned to a terrible place. The very first person who entered my confessional told me how he had stolen a television set, and when stopped by the police, had almost murdered the officer. Further, he told me he had stolen money from his parents, embezzled money from his place of business,had an affair with his boss's wife, taken illegal drugs, and gave VD to his sister. I was appalled. But as the days went on I knew that my people were not all like that, and I had, indeed come to a fine parish full of understanding and loving people." Just as the priest finished his talk, the politician arrived full of apologies at being late. He immediately began to make the presentation and give his talk. "I'll never forget the first day our parish priest arrived in this parish," said the politician. "In fact, I had the honor of being the first one to go to him in confession." ... somehow I can imagine what will happen next! moral of the story.. dont be late [ 08-07-2004, 08:20 AM: Message edited by: Harkoliar ] __________________ Catch me if you can..

08-07-2004, 09:42 AM	#2
Arvon Unicorn Join Date: October 4, 2001 Location: Kingdom of the West,..P.o. Cynagus Posts: 4,212	I like that one!!! __________________ 53.7% of all statistics are made up

08-07-2004, 10:02 AM	#4
Stormymystic Knight of the Rose Join Date: April 8, 2003 Location: Arkansas Age: 48 Posts: 4,442	roflmao, now that one made me laugh hard __________________ [url]\"http://stormymystic.deviantart.com/gallery/\" target=\"_blank\"> [img]\"http://img92.imageshack.us/img92/3968/stormyvx6.jpg\" alt=\" - \" /></a>

08-07-2004, 02:06 PM	#6
Lord Ma'at - Goddess of Truth & Justice Join Date: June 3, 2003 Location: New York Age: 39 Posts: 3,302	hahah good 1 [img]graemlins/thumbsup.gif[/img] __________________ "You're a thief and a liar." "No, I only lied about being a thief."

08-07-2004, 03:59 PM	#7
Sagramore Avatar Join Date: December 26, 2002 Location: Connecticut Age: 35 Posts: 528	LoL, Sagramore likes! [img]graemlins/laugh3.gif[/img] [img]graemlins/laugh3.gif[/img] __________________ \"\'Fleshy, honey\' the paladin said, \'Yes, baby\' said the golem\"<br /><br />I have seen the others and I have discovered that this fight is not worth fighting<br /><br /> <img border=\"0\" alt=\"[pimpser]\" title=\"\" src=\"graemlins/pimpser.gif\" />

08-07-2004, 10:02 AM	#3
Xen Symbol of Moradin Join Date: June 5, 2002 Location: Slovenia,Ljubljana Age: 36 Posts: 8,554	ROFLMAP! This one rocks. It made me laugh. [img]smile.gif[/img]

08-07-2004, 10:15 AM	#5
wellard Dracolisk Join Date: November 1, 2002 Location: Australia ..... G\'day! Posts: 6,123	Nice one Harks

08-07-2004, 04:38 PM	#8
Leonis Symbol of Cyric Join Date: March 6, 2001 Location: Somewhere on Earth - it changes often Posts: 1,292	Hmmm... Harks, shouldn't you be studying or something? [img]tongue.gif[/img] [ 08-07-2004, 04:41 PM: Message edited by: Leonis ] __________________ Better run through the jungle! Grrr...

08-07-2004, 10:50 PM	#9
Kakero 40th Level Warrior Join Date: March 24, 2002 Posts: 10,215	echos all the aboves.

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