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Old 11-15-2004, 06:16 PM   #1
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-----CHINESE PROVERBS
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Virginity like bubble, one prick, all gone.
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Man who run in front of car get tired.
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Man who run behind car get exhausted.
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Man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day.
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Foolish man give wife grand piano, wise man give wife upright organ.
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Man who walk through airport turnstile sideways going to Bangkok.
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Man with one chopstick go hungry.
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Man who scratch ass should not bite fingernails.
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Man who eat many prunes get good run for money.
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Baseball is wrong: man with four balls cannot walk.
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Panties not best thing on earth! but next to best thing on earth.
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War does not determine who is right, war determine who is left.
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Wife who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cat house.
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Man who fight with wife all day get no piece at night.
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It take many nails to build crib, but one screw to fill it.
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Man who drive like hell, bound to get there.
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Man who stand on toilet is high on pot.
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Man who live in glass house should change clothes in basement.
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Man who fish in other man's well often catch crabs.
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Crowded elevator smell different to midget.
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Man who has sex with woman in field get piece on earth.

The end is great, though:
Now send it to 10 or more people with in the next 5 minutes!
And good luck!
Nothing will happen but 10 people laughing at these Proverbs!

I hate those chain letters that claim to have mystic powers! [img]tongue.gif[/img]
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Old 11-15-2004, 06:25 PM   #2
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Excellent, keep them coming
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Old 11-15-2004, 06:40 PM   #3
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http://www.indianchild.com/LEARNING_CHINESE_HUMOR.htm

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Old 11-15-2004, 06:40 PM   #4
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LOL, I've only heard one of those proverbs before! Pretty damn funny!
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Old 11-15-2004, 07:44 PM   #5
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OMG THat was hilarious!! good stuff ^^

especially

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Man who drive like hell, bound to get there.
 
Old 11-15-2004, 08:44 PM   #6
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...had to print 'em!
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Old 11-15-2004, 08:58 PM   #7
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LOL. Many of then are true.
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Old 11-15-2004, 09:56 PM   #8
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lol.. the first.. wahahhaha
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Old 11-16-2004, 03:21 PM   #9
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Originally posted by johnny:
http://www.indianchild.com/LEARNING_CHINESE_HUMOR.htm
That one forgot "Unuathorized Killing ~ Lin Ching
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Old 11-16-2004, 03:23 PM   #10
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Those were great!
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