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Old 09-13-2003, 12:52 PM   #1
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The Butcher's Bet

A man walks into a butchers shop and inquires of the butcher, "Are you a gambling man?"

The butcher says, "Yes", so the man replies, "I bet you $50 that you cant reach up and touch that meat hanging on the hooks up there."

The butcher says, "Im not betting on that."

"But I thought you were a gambling man?" the man retorts.

"Yes I am," says the butcher, "but the steaks are too high".
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Old 09-13-2003, 01:15 PM   #2
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Meh.
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Old 09-13-2003, 01:38 PM   #3
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The kinda joke that makes you wanna puch the one telling it in the face for wasting your time [img]smile.gif[/img]
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Old 09-13-2003, 02:21 PM   #4
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Ugh.

Gnarf: your sig cracks me up, and I have no idea why.
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Old 09-13-2003, 03:35 PM   #5
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HAHA! I think I was the only one who found that funny...
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Old 09-13-2003, 04:18 PM   #6
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I don't get it


LOL, just kiddin'

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Old 09-13-2003, 05:07 PM   #7
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Your right! A really stupid joke! [img]smile.gif[/img]
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Old 09-13-2003, 05:34 PM   #8
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Heh.. not the best joke I know, but still kind of funny [img]smile.gif[/img]
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Old 09-13-2003, 05:37 PM   #9
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Boo!
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Old 09-13-2003, 09:35 PM   #10
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worry not, Lothar. I found it highly amusatory.
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