05-24-2005, 03:14 PM | #1 |
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Professor Mikhail Sokolshchik of Russia's National Medical Surgical Center performed a two-stage penile lengthening early this year on a 28-year-old virgin, adding 5 inches to what was an almost dysfunctionally small organ. Sokolshchik first removed the tip and stitched it onto the patient's forearm so that he could graft more tissue onto it (from elsewhere on the arm). After the tip lengthened, he reattached it to its proper place. According to an April dispatch from Moscow in London's Daily Telegraph, Sokolshchik is optimistic that all functions will be restored (though he said the man will probably be permanently semi-erect). [Daily Telegraph (London), 4-10-05]
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05-24-2005, 08:30 PM | #2 |
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*blinks in shock*
That's disgusting.
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05-25-2005, 02:44 AM | #3 |
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Jus' pinch me man,
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05-25-2005, 02:49 AM | #4 |
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Ehm. How big was it originally? Not that size matters, of course.
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05-25-2005, 02:50 AM | #5 |
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Size matters i guess [img]smile.gif[/img]
It's a myth that "Size does not matter" I have links to prove [img]smile.gif[/img] |
05-25-2005, 08:22 PM | #6 |
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First reaction is Haha!
I guess he won't be wearing jeans anymore though!
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05-25-2005, 09:23 PM | #7 |
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[img]graemlins/uhoh1.gif[/img] [img]graemlins/wow.gif[/img] [img]graemlins/1puke.gif[/img]
Well.... At least he got help with his problem....
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05-25-2005, 09:40 PM | #8 |
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So the next time you're in a crowd & somebody bumps you with his elbow, you gotta check that he's not like a dog humping your leg? Another reason I'm glad I don't live in a big city...
[Edit -- more random thoughts...] A: Are you wearing a bracelet! B: It's called a Prince Albert... A:Is that a tumor on your wrist? B:No, I'm just happy to see you... [ 05-25-2005, 09:49 PM: Message edited by: VulcanRider ]
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