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04-03-2001, 03:08 PM
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Ironworks Moderator
 Join Date: March 1, 2001
Location: Upstate NY USA
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HI there everyone! This is the drive through version of Cloudy's Corner. Just short jokes/riddles and quick-chat...the little things you want to tell folks here like "Hey I got a dog, his name is Zanzibar and he eats tuna for lunch."
TEEHEE To start- from a list of real warning/instruction labels: -Found on box containing a VCR: Instructional video on hooking up your VCR included-- -In a hearing aids instruction booklet: Never put your hearing aid or batteries in your mouth for any reason, as they can be accidentally swallowed.-- And to ponder..instructions on most shampoos : Wet hair.Lather, Rinse , Repeat--uh anyone else see a cycle of unbroken hair washing if you follow those instructions to the hilt? LOL And a parting shot: on a butane lighter: Warning! Flame may cause fire.  Cloudy  ------------------  Storm-Queen StormCloud of the Black Knight |
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04-03-2001, 03:13 PM
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Knight of the Rose
 Join Date: January 8, 2001
Location: Scotland
Age: 38
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Found on back of a hairdryer:
"Caution, do not use while sleeping" erm....duh!  ------------------ You want a quote? YOU CANT HANDLE THE QUOTE! |
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04-03-2001, 03:24 PM
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Ma'at - Goddess of Truth & Justice
 Join Date: March 1, 2001
Location: Delaware OH USA
Age: 47
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Short and Sweet, just like the author of this thread, huh . . .
Why is 6 afraid of 7? Cause 7, 8, 9! (say it outloud if you have to . . .) BK |
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04-03-2001, 03:27 PM
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Ironworks Moderator
Join Date: March 1, 2001
Location: Upstate NY USA
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Quote:
7 8 9. HAHAHAHA! er...sorry...funnnnny.... Cloudy Owner of the Corner known as Cloudy's Corner --all rights reserved...and all knights as well ...TEEHEE ------------------ Storm-Queen StormCloud of the Black Knight |
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04-03-2001, 03:32 PM
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Ironworks Moderator
Join Date: March 1, 2001
Location: Upstate NY USA
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Quote:
 Some things that SHOULD be labeled - teeeheee For Stealthy:  Warning: Wear this kilt at your own risk. Manufacturer not responsible for sudden gusts of wind. Always keep knees together when seated.for BK: Warning: Striking the golf balls in this package with a golf club could result in a number of extreme emotional states, ranging from euphoria to anger and frustration. Do so at your own risk.Cloudy ------------------ Storm-Queen StormCloud of the Black Knight |
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04-03-2001, 07:18 PM
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Ironworks Moderator
Join Date: March 1, 2001
Location: Upstate NY USA
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BUMP....freefalling...not yet, PLEASE?! come on all of you Lurkers out there...add something...PURRRTY please? *bat bat of lashes over hazel eyes*
PLEADING HERE....Don't make Lord Ao beg, huh? WAAAAAAH! StormCloud ------------------ Storm-Queen StormCloud of the Black Knight |
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04-03-2001, 07:39 PM
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Xanathar Thieves Guild
 Join Date: January 8, 2001
Location: Charlotte,NC
Age: 60
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I kinda thought this might be where we could go for a ummm quicky but I think I'm mistaken hahahahaha BUMP
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04-03-2001, 07:58 PM
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Red Dragon
 Join Date: March 1, 2001
Location: Long Beach, CA. USA
Age: 67
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Mmm..kay, one that I always thought was kind of cute is;
"One day Adam and God were taking their usual stroll in the garden, chatting about how wonderful things were in the garden of Eden. So God asks Adam "What do you think of the woman that I created from your side to be your mate"? "Oh Lord she is the most wonderful, enchanting, beautiful creature I have ever laid my eyes upon", Adam declares. "I love her with all my heart, she is everything that I could ever dream of or ask for". "Well Adam, I am very happy that she pleases you"! They continued walking and enjoying the beautiful sights of Eden, but God could sense that something was bothering Adam. Adam, what is troubling you"? "Oh, it's nothing really, I mean, I don't want to appear ungrateful. She's perfect, really! It's just....." Adam's voice trailed off. "Oh.. come now Adam, spit it out". Said God coaxing him. "Well, why", Adam stumbled over his words before continuing, "Why did you make her sooooo dumb"? Gods booming, pleasingly melodious laughter rang throughout the garden, "Why Adam, don't you see"? It was obvious that Adam didn't see at all! "I had to create her that way", God said lovingly, "So that Eve would fall in love with you"! Smitten by LadyRae 
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04-03-2001, 08:02 PM
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Ironworks Atomic Moderator
Join Date: January 7, 2001
Location: Virginia, U.S.A.
Age: 57
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Err, not good at jokes.
Err, why did the hobo cross the road? Err, cause he was stapled to a chicken. Yes, please, laugh it up, I know I'm killing you all with laughter. ------------------ 
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04-03-2001, 08:08 PM
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 Join Date: January 7, 2001
Location: Utah
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LOL!!!
That is all I can add at the moment. |
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