Guys...Here's about 25 pickup lines

[Arvon]

Can I buy you a drink, or do you just want the money.
I may not be Fred Flintstone, but I bet I can make your bed rock.
Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?
Hi, my name is {name}, how do you like me so far?
Your body's name must be Visa, because it's everywhere I want to be.
I may not be the best looking guy here, but I'm the only one talking to you.
Yo Baby, you be my Dairy Queen, I'll be your Burger King, you treat me right, and I'll do it your way.
Excuse me, do you have your phone number, I seem to have lost mine.
I can't find my puppy, can you help me find him? I think he went into this cheap motel room.
I'm new in town, could I have directions to your house.
If you were a new hamburger at McDonald's, you would be McGorgeous.
Let's do breakfast tomorrow. Should I call you or nudge you?
If I could rewrite the alphabet, I would put U and I together.
There must be something wrong with my eyes, I can't take them off you.
Do you have a map? I just keep on getting lost in your eyes.
You might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is only a light switch away.
That's a nice shirt. Can I talk you out of it?
There must be something wrong with my eyes, I can't take them off you.
Are you from Tennessee? Because you're the only ten I see!
Was your father a thief? 'Cause someone stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes.
Your daddy must have been a baker, 'cause you've got a nice set of buns.
Excuse me, but I DO think it's time we met.
Shall we talk or continue flirting from a distance?
Is it cold in here, or are you just happy to see me.
Do you sleep on your stomach? No. Can I?
Be unique and different, say yes.

[Gangrell]

[img]graemlins/hehe.gif[/img] Wow, you've been hard at work Arvon, though I'm glad I've never had to use any of these lines [img]graemlins/laugh2.gif[/img]

Ps- You forgot a rather popular one I think,"Excuse me, I just lost my virginity, can I have yours?"

[Arvon]

Originally posted by Gangrell: Ps- You forgot a rather popular one I think,"Excuse me, I just lost my virginity, can I have yours?"

There were about 4 pages of this stuff. I didn't want to print it all out.

[Xero279]

ROFL haha, those are great. my personal favorite is.. "Hey, nice shoes. wanna screw?"

[Gangrell]

Originally posted by Xero279: ROFL haha, those are great. my personal favorite is.. "Hey, nice shoes. wanna screw?"

*watches PG rating burst into flames and goes flying out the window* [img]graemlins/hehe.gif[/img]

[Kakero]

you sure have a lot of time searching for those stuff Arvon.

[Gnarf]

[img]graemlins/hehe.gif[/img]
...
"If I said you had a great body, would you hold it against me?"

[Epona]

Originally posted by Gnarf: [img]graemlins/hehe.gif[/img] ... "If I said you had a great body, would you hold it against me?"

No no no, it's "If I said you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?"

Kids these days, honestly, they don't know nuffink

[Sir Krustin]

Those are really bad! Heartache is only a slap away...

I'd hang up my bordello-red suit with purple plume before I used any of those.

Still, I guess most of 'em are better than "Hey, wanna ****?" [img]tongue.gif[/img]

[Bungleau]

No no no, it's "If I said you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?"

Bonus points if you can sing the song.... And an extra point for anyone who remembers who sang it, and when.