Revolting Tales from the depths of IW (Avoid when eating!)

Blunderbuss · 01-04-2005, 06:00 PM

I thought we could have a thread, were we could reveal our stories of revolting happenings which have happend to you.

So, I'll start us off:

Well, earlier this year, I was in hospital. I had a blockage in my intestine and so everything that would of gone through my intestine and out of my backside couldn't get out that way. Consequently, I began throwing up. Just normal sick at first. But after throwing up, almost non-stop, for just under a day, I began throwing up what would have been poo. It was a brown liquid. And it smelt revolting; sickly you could say. This wouldn't have been so bad but, as I was in hospital, they had to keep a record of how much I had thrown up. Consequently I had to throw up into small cardboard tubs called 'kidney dishes'. the smell being so bad, I would go through several 'kidney dishes' each time I threw up. Eventually, I had thrown up everything in my bowels. At which point I began throwing up the acid created by your stomach which burnt my throat and lips but that's a different story...

Now it's your turn. Beat that.

[img]tongue.gif[/img]

[ 01-05-2005, 09:45 AM: Message edited by: Blunderbuss ]

Kestrel Daystar · 01-04-2005, 06:04 PM

*Stares with a blank expression, puts her plate down and pushes it away, smiling very slightly*

--Kestrel--

Jorath Calar · 01-04-2005, 06:05 PM

... [img]graemlins/jawdrop.gif[/img]

I don't want to... in fact, I'm not touching this thread again...

Ladyzekke · 01-04-2005, 06:19 PM

Nope, you are correct, can't beat that!

Do you have Chron's Disease Blunderbuss? Or was it just one of those things that just happened? And if so (it just happened), what caused it? Just would like to know, so I can take precautions so I never EVER have to experience it!

Arledrian · 01-04-2005, 06:25 PM

Jesus, there goes that Subway footlong I had for lunch. That's $5.95 you owe me, Blunderbutt. [img]tongue.gif[/img]

Blunderbuss · 01-04-2005, 06:29 PM

No, I haven't got any disease. I had appendicitus. (I'm 15 so it's quite common at around this age) After recovering from the operation for that, (4 weeks in hospital) I was fine for a while until the blockage happend. An appendictus operation always leaves a chance for a blockage in the future. And my appendicitus was really bad (hence the long time in hospital), so bad in fact that technically I should have been dead. But lets not dwell on that. Back on topic: because they had to mess with the intestine during the appendicitus operation, there was the chance of an adhesion, where upon the walls of the intestine get stuck together. A couple of months later this happend and so caused the blockage. This, in turn, led to my second ever operation in the space of a few months. It was awful: the worst year of my life but at least I have a hefty scar to show off. [img]tongue.gif[/img]

Variol (Farseer) Elmwood · 01-04-2005, 06:35 PM

I had to click; I just had to click.. right in the middle of scambled eggs with ketchup. [img]smile.gif[/img]

Ladyzekke · 01-04-2005, 06:55 PM

Oh I see Blunderbuss. I've never had appendicitis before, heard of others who have, but never knew about the blockage thing. Learn something every day! Either way, I'm glad you are OK now, sounds terrible.

Blind_Prophet · 01-04-2005, 07:10 PM

[img]graemlins/1puke.gif[/img] WOW that reminded me about that one episode of southpark

[ 01-04-2005, 07:11 PM: Message edited by: Blind_Prophet ]

Stormymystic · 01-04-2005, 07:13 PM

umm, gross, I am not gonna say anything that could be worse. because I just do not want to puke.

01-04-2005, 06:04 PM	#2
Kestrel Daystar Elminster Join Date: October 12, 2004 Location: The Green Pastures of England\'s Fields Age: 36 Posts: 458	Stares with a blank expression, puts her plate down and pushes it away, smiling very slightly --Kestrel-- __________________ [img]\"http://img116.exs.cx/img116/7517/signature1en.png\" alt=\" - \" />

01-04-2005, 06:19 PM	#4
Ladyzekke Ironworks Atomic Moderator Join Date: January 7, 2001 Location: Virginia, U.S.A. Age: 57 Posts: 9,005	Nope, you are correct, can't beat that! Do you have Chron's Disease Blunderbuss? Or was it just one of those things that just happened? And if so (it just happened), what caused it? Just would like to know, so I can take precautions so I never EVER have to experience it! __________________ Reality Show Recaps

01-04-2005, 06:25 PM	#5
Arledrian Egyptian Goddess of the Dead Join Date: July 12, 2001 Location: South Carolina Age: 40 Posts: 3,771	Jesus, there goes that Subway footlong I had for lunch. That's $5.95 you owe me, Blunderbutt. [img]tongue.gif[/img] __________________ Marvellous banter; I am bereft of ribs.

01-04-2005, 06:35 PM	#7
Variol (Farseer) Elmwood Jack Burton Join Date: May 16, 2003 Location: Dartmouth, NS Canada Age: 58 Posts: 5,634	I had to click; I just had to click.. right in the middle of scambled eggs with ketchup. [img]smile.gif[/img] __________________ A MAN WHO WANTS FOR NOTHING HAS INFINITE WEALTH. (me)

01-04-2005, 06:55 PM	#8
Ladyzekke Ironworks Atomic Moderator Join Date: January 7, 2001 Location: Virginia, U.S.A. Age: 57 Posts: 9,005	Oh I see Blunderbuss. I've never had appendicitis before, heard of others who have, but never knew about the blockage thing. Learn something every day! Either way, I'm glad you are OK now, sounds terrible. __________________ Reality Show Recaps

01-04-2005, 06:00 PM	#1
Blunderbuss Zhentarim Guard Join Date: October 11, 2004 Location: England Posts: 328	I thought we could have a thread, were we could reveal our stories of revolting happenings which have happend to you. So, I'll start us off: Well, earlier this year, I was in hospital. I had a blockage in my intestine and so everything that would of gone through my intestine and out of my backside couldn't get out that way. Consequently, I began throwing up. Just normal sick at first. But after throwing up, almost non-stop, for just under a day, I began throwing up what would have been poo. It was a brown liquid. And it smelt revolting; sickly you could say. This wouldn't have been so bad but, as I was in hospital, they had to keep a record of how much I had thrown up. Consequently I had to throw up into small cardboard tubs called 'kidney dishes'. the smell being so bad, I would go through several 'kidney dishes' each time I threw up. Eventually, I had thrown up everything in my bowels. At which point I began throwing up the acid created by your stomach which burnt my throat and lips but that's a different story... Now it's your turn. Beat that. [img]tongue.gif[/img] [ 01-05-2005, 09:45 AM: Message edited by: Blunderbuss ]

01-04-2005, 06:05 PM	#3
Jorath Calar Harper Join Date: October 6, 2001 Location: Iceland Posts: 4,706	... [img]graemlins/jawdrop.gif[/img] I don't want to... in fact, I'm not touching this thread again...

01-04-2005, 06:29 PM	#6
Blunderbuss Zhentarim Guard Join Date: October 11, 2004 Location: England Posts: 328	No, I haven't got any disease. I had appendicitus. (I'm 15 so it's quite common at around this age) After recovering from the operation for that, (4 weeks in hospital) I was fine for a while until the blockage happend. An appendictus operation always leaves a chance for a blockage in the future. And my appendicitus was really bad (hence the long time in hospital), so bad in fact that technically I should have been dead. But lets not dwell on that. Back on topic: because they had to mess with the intestine during the appendicitus operation, there was the chance of an adhesion, where upon the walls of the intestine get stuck together. A couple of months later this happend and so caused the blockage. This, in turn, led to my second ever operation in the space of a few months. It was awful: the worst year of my life but at least I have a hefty scar to show off. [img]tongue.gif[/img]

01-04-2005, 07:10 PM	#9
Blind_Prophet Symbol of Cyric Join Date: November 10, 2001 Location: Yokosuka Japan Age: 38 Posts: 1,168	[img]graemlins/1puke.gif[/img] WOW that reminded me about that one episode of southpark [ 01-04-2005, 07:11 PM: Message edited by: Blind_Prophet ] __________________ The height of narcissism

01-04-2005, 07:13 PM	#10
Stormymystic Knight of the Rose Join Date: April 8, 2003 Location: Arkansas Age: 48 Posts: 4,442	umm, gross, I am not gonna say anything that could be worse. because I just do not want to puke. __________________ [url]\"http://stormymystic.deviantart.com/gallery/\" target=\"_blank\"> [img]\"http://img92.imageshack.us/img92/3968/stormyvx6.jpg\" alt=\" - \" /></a>

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