Cloudy's Cafe- a conversation zone, 11-28-02- Thanksgiving and LadyZ's birthday! - Page 5

Calaethis Dragonsbane · 11-28-2002, 12:40 PM

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Attalus, you´re son-in-law need some advice on how to treat women.

LOL Willow. by being cheeky, lovable and adworable? all at the same time? [img]tongue.gif[/img]

[ 11-28-2002, 12:43 PM: Message edited by: Calaethis Dragonsbane ]

Ladyzekke · 11-28-2002, 12:53 PM

Thanks CD and Antryg! Umm, Antryg you might want to keep Hedda with you, todays not the day to give me a turkey *smells the yummy delicious in the oven*

Attalus · 11-28-2002, 01:00 PM

Words of advice for my virtual son-in-law:
Women don't like "cheeky", and they award the adorable part themselves.
Also, whenever you are wrong, admit it, and whenever you are right, shut up.
"Yes, dear," is the most useful part of any husband's vocaabulary. In fact, you will be expected to say little else. Except when she asks "Does this make me look fat?" The answer is either, "no," or "How could you look fat? You aren't."

Calaethis Dragonsbane · 11-28-2002, 01:07 PM

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Originally posted by Attalus:
Words of advice for my virtual son-in-law:
Women don't like "cheeky", and they award the adorable part themselves.
Also, whenever you are wrong, admit it, and whenever you are right, shut up.
"Yes, dear," is the most useful part of any husband's vocaabulary. In fact, you will be expected to say little else. Except when she asks "Does this make me look fat?" The answer is either, "no," or "How could you look fat? You aren't."

*sniggers* but its so much fuuuuuuuuun to tease Willow.

besides... I'm not married... not yet... *looks scared* I don't wanna be married! well, not just yet [img]tongue.gif[/img] . if she asks "does this make me look fat?" [img]graemlins/wow.gif[/img] it'd be sooooo rude to say "yes dear". wouldnt it?

heheh.

Attalus · 11-28-2002, 01:12 PM

Yeah, that's another rule. You have to be alert, all of the time, whenever the word "fat" intrudes into the conversation.

WillowIX · 11-28-2002, 01:13 PM

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Originally posted by Attalus:
Words of advice for my virtual son-in-law:
Women don't like "cheeky", and they award the adorable part themselves.
Also, whenever you are wrong, admit it, and whenever you are right, shut up.
"Yes, dear," is the most useful part of any husband's vocaabulary. In fact, you will be expected to say little else. Except when she asks "Does this make me look fat?" The answer is either, "no," or "How could you look fat? You aren't."

*snicker* Listen and learn Calthypoo, listen and learn. Attalus strikes me as a VERY intelligent man. Of course I knew that already but I might as well come out and say it.

[ 11-28-2002, 01:14 PM: Message edited by: WillowIX ]

Attalus · 11-28-2002, 02:03 PM

*Bows* Thank ya kindly, Miz Doc Willow, ma'am. Hope yer young 'un is thrivin' along right smart. Hmmm, the time for removin' the gol darned turky neckbone from the stock and pickin' the meat offen it has arrived. See y'sll later.

Sigmar · 11-28-2002, 02:19 PM

...To forgive and forget...

Attalus · 11-28-2002, 02:24 PM

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Originally posted by Sigmar:
...To forgive and forget...

Forgive and forget what, Sigmar?

Sigmar · 11-28-2002, 03:17 PM

What do you think Attalus?

11-28-2002, 12:53 PM	#42
Ladyzekke Ironworks Atomic Moderator Join Date: January 7, 2001 Location: Virginia, U.S.A. Age: 57 Posts: 9,005	Thanks CD and Antryg! Umm, Antryg you might want to keep Hedda with you, todays not the day to give me a turkey smells the yummy delicious in the oven __________________ Reality Show Recaps

11-28-2002, 01:00 PM	#43
Attalus Symbol of Bane Join Date: November 26, 2001 Location: Texas Age: 75 Posts: 8,167	Words of advice for my virtual son-in-law: Women don't like "cheeky", and they award the adorable part themselves. Also, whenever you are wrong, admit it, and whenever you are right, shut up. "Yes, dear," is the most useful part of any husband's vocaabulary. In fact, you will be expected to say little else. Except when she asks "Does this make me look fat?" The answer is either, "no," or "How could you look fat? You aren't." __________________ Even Heroes sometimes fail...

11-28-2002, 01:12 PM	#45
Attalus Symbol of Bane Join Date: November 26, 2001 Location: Texas Age: 75 Posts: 8,167	Yeah, that's another rule. You have to be alert, all of the time, whenever the word "fat" intrudes into the conversation. __________________ Even Heroes sometimes fail...

11-28-2002, 02:03 PM	#47
Attalus Symbol of Bane Join Date: November 26, 2001 Location: Texas Age: 75 Posts: 8,167	Bows Thank ya kindly, Miz Doc Willow, ma'am. Hope yer young 'un is thrivin' along right smart. Hmmm, the time for removin' the gol darned turky neckbone from the stock and pickin' the meat offen it has arrived. See y'sll later. __________________ Even Heroes sometimes fail...

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