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10-28-2001, 11:10 AM
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Unicorn
 Join Date: October 4, 2001
Location: Kingdom of the West,..P.o. Cynagus
Posts: 4,212
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Tractor Salesman
The farmer goes to town one day and happens to run into his old pal the tractor salesman. "How’s business?" asks the farmer. "Not very good, I haven't sold a tractor in months, How are things on the farm?" asked the salesman. "Well-- The other day I went out to the barn to milk that old cow I have. I started milking and she swatted me with her tail, so I tied her tail to the ceiling. I started milking again and she kicked me with her left leg so I tied that to the left side of the stall. I started milking again and she kicked me with her right leg so I tied that one to the right side of the stall. About that time my wife walked in the barn, and if you can convince her that I was just trying to milk that damn cow, I'll buy a tractor from you!!" ------------------ Avast There mates..make yer way here and drop yer anchor. We'll swap some lies and have a Black Jack o' ale. |
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10-28-2001, 11:12 AM
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Iron Throne Cult
 Join Date: June 3, 2001
Location: There is no IRL, Only AFK.
Age: 35
Posts: 4,896
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Lol! Where Do You Get These From Arvon
------------------ The Clan HADB Cleric Of Sephiroth + Nutella   BINKY The Founding Member, Cheif Architect AND Official Chanter Of O.R.TThe Order Of Royal Toads |
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10-28-2001, 11:17 AM
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Guest
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Good!
 ------------------   Where there are monsters and barbarians there will be Byronas fighting against them. |
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10-28-2001, 11:24 AM
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Emerald Dragon
 Join Date: October 1, 2001
Location: Somewhere
Age: 36
Posts: 934
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Lol poor guy
------------------ " If you are guided by the stars, you will only be able to travel by night. If you are guided by a map, you will be dependant on a piece of paper that is easily lost. If you are guided by your soul, you will always choose the right path." |
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