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Old 05-06-2001, 03:08 PM   #21
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Originally posted by RudeDawg:
O Man , that's simple.

1. we crave food.
2. we crave sex.
3. we crave toys / entertainmant.

mix and match the above, and we're happy !!!

The ChauvanistDawg
Whoooeee! Sssssizzzle!

Steak on the grill, music on the cd player/games on the pc and uh, CB happily waiting...LOL...oooooh I feel bad today! Must be Spring!


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Old 05-06-2001, 05:50 PM   #22
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Quote:
Originally posted by The Pope:
You sicko, you!

Actually, you don't need any hands at all. Just rip that thing off.
Same effect, and you save time.

NO, NO! Bad Pope !
You lose the romantic effect that way. My way, you can claim divine intervention and say it's a "greater force" bringing you together.

AW YEAH!

I like the way you think! we need a divine intervention smilly



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Old 05-06-2001, 06:00 PM   #23
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Oh boy.. I'm screwed... I'll never learn all that in 15 years!



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Old 05-06-2001, 06:04 PM   #24
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The female equivalent:


2. How to change a diaper, a tire, a woman's mind./ How to get a man to do all these things and think it is his idea
6. Advanced foreplay./How to teach advanced foreplay and make him think that he thought it up
17.How to negotiate the inevitable compromises of a romantic relationship in ways that keep both sides as happy as possible./ How to let a man think that he is in charge.

31.The fundamental workings of the female psyche./The fact that you will never understand the fundamental workings of the male psyche.

As Bill Cosby says Men love to be manipulated as long as they know they are being manipulated. He's example his wife will say "Honey if take the garbage out I'll make it worth your while" he says he's up and the garbage is out
The male psyche is real easy We want to see something necked and a beer.
~Jeff Foxworthy
My wife says "that men are like fine wine, First you got to crush them then keep them in the dark, until they mature into something you'd like to have dinner with"



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Old 05-06-2001, 06:06 PM   #25
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My fave is from the movie Six Days, Seven Nights (or something like that) Harrison Ford plays a crotchety character. (Reminds me of me) He says, "Impressing a man is easy. Show up naked. Bring beer."

'Nuff said

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Old 05-07-2001, 03:55 PM   #26
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To keep from repeating John D's testomony, I'll hit some highlights for a humorous affect.

#6 Advanced Foreplay? What's Foreplay? Is that the Brace Yourself techniques?

#16 I've only got one Eroginous zone. Luckily, it's my skin.

#25 I'll one up you, John, try getting here totally undressed without using your hands (or hers).

Are 14, 38, and 39 the same thing? Hehe

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Old 05-07-2001, 07:11 PM   #27
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Black Knight, first Grey Mage then you, two yankees I can agree with. Dadgomit there goes my lifetime membership in the southern Redneck club

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Old 05-07-2001, 07:16 PM   #28
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Black Knight, first Grey Mage then you, two yankees I can agree with. Dadgomit there goes my lifetime membership in the southern Redneck club


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Old 05-07-2001, 07:41 PM   #29
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My moto in regard to women is as follows:

Ignore the old battle ax as long as posible! She probably wants you to take the '72 Camero of its blocks and out of the front yard. Or she may want you to mve the old appliances off the front porce. Either way, if she wants it done she can do it herself. Just like the rest of them chores and holdin' down a job.

Actually my moto with my wife is: Make it a daily point of letting her know, beyond any shadow of a doubt, how loved and cherished she is (in different and unique ways) because this will cover a multitude of sins. I should know.

I am with you John D., I will never understand women, so I just try to cover my "sins."

Although, I will call my wife an "old battle axe" from time to time only because she increadibly sweet (I get a kick out of the stark contrast) and she is well aware that I believe her to be the exact opposite.
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Old 05-07-2001, 07:52 PM   #30
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Quote:
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To keep from repeating John D's testomony, I'll hit some highlights for a humorous affect.

#6 Advanced Foreplay? What's Foreplay? Is that the Brace Yourself techniques?

#16 I've only got one Eroginous zone. Luckily, it's my skin.

#25 I'll one up you, John, try getting here totally undressed without using your hands (or hers).

Are 14, 38, and 39 the same thing? Hehe

BK

Oh my! LOLOLOL.... and sneaking back out...

CB
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