HADB Recruiting Thread - Why you should join

Hiram Sedai · 12-04-2002, 05:11 PM

Do you ever wonder if there is something more to this life? Do you get bored easily with the platitudes and mind numbing tedium that this existence offers?

I now offer you release from the mediocrity that pervades your life.

The HADB clan is now open to new members. Who are we? We are the Hamlet and Doughboy clan. We haven’t been around as long as some other clans, but what we lack in longevity, we certainly have in quality. Quality in personality, creativity, intellectual supremacy, passion, and humorous replies are our forte. We are also good looking, well spoken and good with kids. (the kids that are easy to get along with as opposed to the kids that insist on putting play-do in your ears and calling you mister poopy pants)

We offer you a special kinship that you have not experienced as of yet. We are extremely loyal to each of our members and would give our digital existence for one of our own. We support each member as if they were our closest friend. HADB is about people.

Our History
It was Caleb and Azure Wolf who founded our clan. Their wisdom and forethought coupled with intuitive reasoning brought about the magnificent HADB clan.
It was Azure Wolf who stayed as our overlord and kept us in check. Without him, we would randomly reply with one sentence replies, thus creating spam. His discipline, strong character, and a small bit of munificence helped us grow.

Our Future Much of what we are now is greatly dependant upon a gentleman known as Sigmar. His unrelenting faith in the HADB has exhorted us to continue the struggle. We will always be grateful to this solid, loyal, and very trustworthy member. We will continue growing and struggling to become precisely what the Iron Works forum needs.

Will you pick up the gauntlet and accept the challenge? You could end the meaningless suffering that so many clans suffer from. Join us now and brag to your friends that you are a member of the illustrious HADB clan. Yes, your parents will be proud of you and laud your accomplishments.

Decide…HADB or fruitless mediocrity. Come and feel the inexorable passion of HADB!!

This advertisement had been sponsored by Moosehead and Cheetos.

[ 12-04-2002, 05:12 PM: Message edited by: Hiram Sedai ]

Sigmar · 12-05-2002, 12:39 PM

Every member also recieves punch and pie...its worth a try [img]tongue.gif[/img]

Blade · 12-14-2002, 02:32 AM

e gads you lie can't be, not around as long as the oter clans?? We have been around for a long time, we are one of the 3 or 4 oldest clans if my memory serves me right. [img]tongue.gif[/img]

Tancred · 12-14-2002, 07:49 PM

Ooo, clan. Um... is there a pension plan? En-suite bathroom?

08-02-2004, 11:16 AM

"It was Azure Wolf who stayed as our overlord and kept us in check. Without him, we would randomly reply with one sentence replies, thus creating spam. His discipline, strong character, and a small bit of munificence helped us grow."

I like the sound of this fella

Bozos of Bones · 08-02-2004, 11:34 AM

Where do I sign up? Is there a filter, any requirements? Where do I sign up?

Elif Godson · 08-02-2004, 01:29 PM

I think the members of ALSB scared off the HADB and in doing thus died out as well

was and has been a sad and dark time.

Skydracgrrl · 08-02-2004, 05:26 PM

*waves arm* am I allowed to join? [img]smile.gif[/img] what are the requirements?

EDIT- *waves at tancred* hey, havent seen you for awhile! [img]smile.gif[/img]

[ 08-02-2004, 05:27 PM: Message edited by: Skydracgrrl ]

Keal · 08-02-2004, 09:06 PM

Hey, I guess I could join. what kind of jobs does the clan offer?

Hivetyrant · 08-03-2004, 08:35 AM

Yeah, where do I sign up?

12-04-2002, 05:11 PM	#1
Hiram Sedai Emerald Dragon Join Date: October 8, 2001 Location: Georgia Age: 54 Posts: 918	Do you ever wonder if there is something more to this life? Do you get bored easily with the platitudes and mind numbing tedium that this existence offers? I now offer you release from the mediocrity that pervades your life. The HADB clan is now open to new members. Who are we? We are the Hamlet and Doughboy clan. We haven’t been around as long as some other clans, but what we lack in longevity, we certainly have in quality. Quality in personality, creativity, intellectual supremacy, passion, and humorous replies are our forte. We are also good looking, well spoken and good with kids. (the kids that are easy to get along with as opposed to the kids that insist on putting play-do in your ears and calling you mister poopy pants) We offer you a special kinship that you have not experienced as of yet. We are extremely loyal to each of our members and would give our digital existence for one of our own. We support each member as if they were our closest friend. HADB is about people. Our History It was Caleb and Azure Wolf who founded our clan. Their wisdom and forethought coupled with intuitive reasoning brought about the magnificent HADB clan. It was Azure Wolf who stayed as our overlord and kept us in check. Without him, we would randomly reply with one sentence replies, thus creating spam. His discipline, strong character, and a small bit of munificence helped us grow. Our Future Much of what we are now is greatly dependant upon a gentleman known as Sigmar. His unrelenting faith in the HADB has exhorted us to continue the struggle. We will always be grateful to this solid, loyal, and very trustworthy member. We will continue growing and struggling to become precisely what the Iron Works forum needs. Will you pick up the gauntlet and accept the challenge? You could end the meaningless suffering that so many clans suffer from. Join us now and brag to your friends that you are a member of the illustrious HADB clan. Yes, your parents will be proud of you and laud your accomplishments. Decide…HADB or fruitless mediocrity. Come and feel the inexorable passion of HADB!! This advertisement had been sponsored by Moosehead and Cheetos. [ 12-04-2002, 05:12 PM: Message edited by: Hiram Sedai ] __________________ [url]\"http://www.xsorbit3.com/users/HADB/index.cgi?board=general&action=logout\" target=\"_blank\">HADB Messageboard Board</a><br /><br />Hopelessly Pedantic

12-14-2002, 02:32 AM	#3
Blade Emerald Dragon Join Date: March 12, 2001 Location: spokane wa usa Age: 40 Posts: 926	e gads you lie can't be, not around as long as the oter clans?? We have been around for a long time, we are one of the 3 or 4 oldest clans if my memory serves me right. [img]tongue.gif[/img] __________________ <br /><br />All blades cut, be they made from metal or wood, but the sharpest and deadliest blade is the one of knowledge, and that is the least used.<br />An Archmage of the HADB

12-14-2002, 07:49 PM	#4
Tancred White Dragon Join Date: April 1, 2001 Location: UK Age: 43 Posts: 1,893	Ooo, clan. Um... is there a pension plan? En-suite bathroom? __________________ \"HELP! I\'ve superglued myself to a flaming bowling ball!\"

08-02-2004, 11:34 AM	#6
Bozos of Bones Apophis Join Date: July 29, 2003 Location: The Underdark cavern of Zagreb Age: 37 Posts: 4,679	Where do I sign up? Is there a filter, any requirements? Where do I sign up? __________________ MAKE LOVE, NOT SPAM!

08-02-2004, 01:29 PM	#7
Elif Godson Dracolich Join Date: August 28, 2001 Location: Hurricane Valley Age: 51 Posts: 3,089	I think the members of ALSB scared off the HADB and in doing thus died out as well was and has been a sad and dark time. __________________ Children get Arthritis too! http://awtampa.kintera.org/jaaware

12-05-2002, 12:39 PM	#2
Sigmar Unicorn Join Date: May 17, 2001 Location: N/a Posts: 4,222	Every member also recieves punch and pie...its worth a try [img]tongue.gif[/img]

08-02-2004, 11:16 AM	#5
Gristar Guest Posts: n/a	"It was Azure Wolf who stayed as our overlord and kept us in check. Without him, we would randomly reply with one sentence replies, thus creating spam. His discipline, strong character, and a small bit of munificence helped us grow." I like the sound of this fella

08-02-2004, 05:26 PM	#8
Skydracgrrl Silver Dragon Join Date: June 21, 2001 Location: Oakton, VA (summer) Boston, MA (...not summer...) Age: 37 Posts: 1,652	waves arm am I allowed to join? [img]smile.gif[/img] what are the requirements? EDIT- waves at tancred hey, havent seen you for awhile! [img]smile.gif[/img] [ 08-02-2004, 05:27 PM: Message edited by: Skydracgrrl ]

08-02-2004, 09:06 PM	#9
Keal Avatar Join Date: June 3, 2004 Location: Skingrad Age: 18 Posts: 575	Hey, I guess I could join. what kind of jobs does the clan offer?

08-03-2004, 08:35 AM	#10
Hivetyrant Jack Burton Join Date: August 24, 2002 Location: Aussie now in the US of A! Age: 37 Posts: 5,403	Yeah, where do I sign up?

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