Letter to the troops from Osama B

MILAMBER · 12-05-2001, 01:06 PM

Letter to the troops from your friend and mine, Osama:

Hi guys:

We've all been putting in long hours but we've really come together as a
group and I
love that. Big thanks to Omar for putting up the poster that says "There
is no 'I' in
team" as well as the one that says "Hang In There, Baby." That cat is
hilarious.
However, while we are fighting a jihad, we can't forget to take care of
the cave. And
frankly I have a few concerns.

First of all, while it's good to be concerned about cruise missiles, we
should be even
more concerned about the scorpions in our cave. Hey, you don't want to be
stung and
neither do I, so we need to sweep the cave daily. I've posted a sign up
sheet near the
main cave opening.

Second, it's not often I make a video address but when I do, I'm trying to
scare the
most powerful country on earth, okay? That means that while we're taping,
please do
not ride your razor scooter in the background. Just while we're taping.
Thanks.

Third point, and this is a touchy one. As you know, by edict, we're not
supposed to
shave our beards. But I need everyone to just think hygiene, especially
after mealtime.
We're all in this together.

Fourth: food. I bought a box of Cheez-Its recently, clearly wrote "Osama"
on the
front, Consideration. That's all I'm saying.

Finally, we've heard that there may be American soldiers in disguise
trying to infiltrate
our ranks. I want to set up patrols to look for them. First patrol will be
Omar,
Muhammed, Abdul, Akbar, and Richard.

Love you lots,

Osama b

Barb · 12-05-2001, 01:31 PM

quote:
Originally posted by MILAMBER:

Finally, we've heard that there may be American soldiers in disguise
trying to infiltrate
our ranks. I want to set up patrols to look for them. First patrol will be
Omar,
Muhammed, Abdul, Akbar, and Richard.

Love you lots,

Osama b

Thats Hilarious. That seriously is a classic.

LOL [img]graemlins/thewave.gif[/img]

Redblueflare · 12-05-2001, 01:37 PM

Finally, we've heard that there may be American soldiers in disguise
trying to infiltrate
our ranks. I want to set up patrols to look for them. First patrol will be
Omar,
Muhammed, Abdul, Akbar, and Richard.

Lol! That's hilarous!

12-05-2001, 01:39 PM

Too Funny [img]smile.gif[/img] [img]graemlins/happywave.gif[/img]

Barb · 12-05-2001, 01:42 PM

Great minds think a like hey Redblueflare! [img]smile.gif[/img]

Sir Byronas · 12-05-2001, 01:42 PM

LOL LOL LOL! That's funny!

Sir ReGiN · 12-05-2001, 01:57 PM

[img]graemlins/lol.gif[/img]
[img]graemlins/hehe.gif[/img]

Ronn_Bman · 12-05-2001, 01:58 PM

quote:
Originally posted by MILAMBER:
Fourth: food. I bought a box of Cheez-Its recently, clearly wrote "Osama" on the front. Consideration. That's all I'm saying.

This is one of the funniest things I've seen yet!

Galadria · 12-05-2001, 02:54 PM

I love it. I'm going to e-mail it to someone

Silver Cheetah · 12-05-2001, 06:47 PM

quote:
Originally posted by Galadria:
I love it. I'm going to e-mail it to someone

One of the few 'war' jokey things I've seen that I've found really hilarious.

Thanks Tim!!

By the way, I remember if I emailed you to say 'thanks' for the posters. Quality is superb! One of them I'm going to frame - the small one. Thanks again, you're a star.

12-05-2001, 01:06 PM	#1
MILAMBER Lord Soth Join Date: March 5, 2001 Location: Southern California Posts: 1,948	Letter to the troops from your friend and mine, Osama: Hi guys: We've all been putting in long hours but we've really come together as a group and I love that. Big thanks to Omar for putting up the poster that says "There is no 'I' in team" as well as the one that says "Hang In There, Baby." That cat is hilarious. However, while we are fighting a jihad, we can't forget to take care of the cave. And frankly I have a few concerns. First of all, while it's good to be concerned about cruise missiles, we should be even more concerned about the scorpions in our cave. Hey, you don't want to be stung and neither do I, so we need to sweep the cave daily. I've posted a sign up sheet near the main cave opening. Second, it's not often I make a video address but when I do, I'm trying to scare the most powerful country on earth, okay? That means that while we're taping, please do not ride your razor scooter in the background. Just while we're taping. Thanks. Third point, and this is a touchy one. As you know, by edict, we're not supposed to shave our beards. But I need everyone to just think hygiene, especially after mealtime. We're all in this together. Fourth: food. I bought a box of Cheez-Its recently, clearly wrote "Osama" on the front, Consideration. That's all I'm saying. Finally, we've heard that there may be American soldiers in disguise trying to infiltrate our ranks. I want to set up patrols to look for them. First patrol will be Omar, Muhammed, Abdul, Akbar, and Richard. Love you lots, Osama b __________________ \"The object of war is not to die for your country but to make the other bastard die for his.\"<br />-General George Patton (1885-1945)<br /> <br />Member of CLAN HADB<br />Founder of The Anti Clan Coalition

12-05-2001, 01:31 PM	#2
Barb Symbol of Cyric Join Date: July 16, 2001 Location: England, UK Age: 50 Posts: 1,150	quote: Originally posted by MILAMBER: Finally, we've heard that there may be American soldiers in disguise trying to infiltrate our ranks. I want to set up patrols to look for them. First patrol will be Omar, Muhammed, Abdul, Akbar, and Richard. Love you lots, Osama b Thats Hilarious. That seriously is a classic. LOL [img]graemlins/thewave.gif[/img] __________________ [url]\"http://www.xsorbit.com/users2/barb/index.cgi\" target=\"_blank\"></a> <br /><br />[url]\"http://www.xsorbit.com/users2/barb/index.cgi\" target=\"_blank\"><b>The Master of Beasts</b></a>

12-05-2001, 01:37 PM	#3
Redblueflare Galvatron Join Date: May 9, 2001 Location: The backwoods in Georgia sigh Age: 39 Posts: 2,151	Finally, we've heard that there may be American soldiers in disguise trying to infiltrate our ranks. I want to set up patrols to look for them. First patrol will be Omar, Muhammed, Abdul, Akbar, and Richard. Lol! That's hilarous! __________________ <br /><br />\"If you ever need me just whistle, and i\'ll come running. I promise. <img border=\"0\" title=\"\" alt=\"[Smile]\" src=\"smile.gif\" /> <br />Kupo, Kupo! A man can\'t get a sword if he can\'t dance! <img border=\"0\" title=\"\" alt=\"[Big Grin]\" src=\"biggrin.gif\" />

12-05-2001, 01:42 PM	#5
Barb Symbol of Cyric Join Date: July 16, 2001 Location: England, UK Age: 50 Posts: 1,150	Great minds think a like hey Redblueflare! [img]smile.gif[/img] __________________ [url]\"http://www.xsorbit.com/users2/barb/index.cgi\" target=\"_blank\"></a> <br /><br />[url]\"http://www.xsorbit.com/users2/barb/index.cgi\" target=\"_blank\"><b>The Master of Beasts</b></a>

12-05-2001, 01:42 PM	#6
Sir Byronas Mephistopheles Join Date: October 2, 2001 Location: Greece Age: 35 Posts: 1,463	LOL LOL LOL! That's funny! __________________ <br />I\'ve searched the whole world and ended up back in Ironworks. Home sweet home!

12-05-2001, 01:39 PM	#4
MagiK Guest Posts: n/a	Too Funny [img]smile.gif[/img] [img]graemlins/happywave.gif[/img]

12-05-2001, 01:57 PM	#7
Sir ReGiN Gold Dragon Join Date: August 11, 2001 Location: The land of blonde virgins Age: 42 Posts: 2,563	[img]graemlins/lol.gif[/img] [img]graemlins/hehe.gif[/img]

12-05-2001, 01:58 PM	#8
Ronn_Bman Zartan Join Date: March 11, 2001 Location: North Carolina USA Age: 57 Posts: 5,177	quote: Originally posted by MILAMBER: Fourth: food. I bought a box of Cheez-Its recently, clearly wrote "Osama" on the front. Consideration. That's all I'm saying. This is one of the funniest things I've seen yet! __________________ [img]\"http://home.carolina.rr.com/orthanc/pics/Spinning%20Hammer%20Sig%20Pic.gif\" alt=\" - \" />

12-05-2001, 02:54 PM	#9
Galadria 20th Level Warrior Join Date: November 3, 2001 Location: Texas Age: 54 Posts: 2,830	I love it. I'm going to e-mail it to someone __________________ Lady Galadria,Goddess\' Equal of the O.R.T.; [img]\"http://havak.db-forge.com/portraits/bitmaps/wlf180L.bmp\" alt=\" - \" /><br />\"Romance at short notice was her specialty.\" - Saki <br />Founder of the IW Branch of the Anti-Anomen Society

12-05-2001, 06:47 PM	#10
Silver Cheetah Fzoul Chembryl Join Date: July 26, 2001 Location: Brighton, East Sussex, UK Posts: 1,781	quote: Originally posted by Galadria: I love it. I'm going to e-mail it to someone One of the few 'war' jokey things I've seen that I've found really hilarious. Thanks Tim!! By the way, I remember if I emailed you to say 'thanks' for the posters. Quality is superb! One of them I'm going to frame - the small one. Thanks again, you're a star. __________________

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