A Whackmiester Moment 8/4/2003

I wanna talk to you guys (and girls) about addiction to sex. I can tell you right now that it's not good. If you get married and you're caught with pornographic material, doing it with someone else that you aren't married to, or any other sexual related activity with some else other then your spouse, odds are, your marraige will collapse like the Iraq Regime. No matter how good you are at concealing things, they'll find out one day. The bible also says stuff about not lusting after multiple women/men. I'm not forcing you to give up your addictions, I'm just saying that if you can kick the habits, I'm assuming that your mairrage will survive. I have here a list of links that can help you be rid of these bad habits and take a flamethrower to your issue of Marraige-Discord (if this happens to be an issue to you.) I recommend this place, IT IS -> NOT <- A PORN SITE!!! If it was, the words would be reversed! http://www.porn-free.org is basically about getting rid of your habits with faith. It also tells you how to kick a few others. However they do suggest that you discard "viloent" videos and video games. But that's their suggestion. Whether you choose to discard Violent Video games and/or Videos is up to one person: YOU.

Here are the rest (Last time I checked, they were clean, so don't you worry, administrators )
http://www.sexaa.org/ Sex Addicts Anonymous
http://www.sca-recovery.org/ Sexual Compulsives Anonymous
http://www.ncsac.org/ National Council on Sexual Addiction and Compulsivity
http://www.sexualrecovery.com/ Sexual Recovery Institute
http://www.open-mind.org/News/SLA/4c.htm Treatment for Sexual Addiction
http://www.themeadows.org/ These are good people! They'll help you get rid of sexual addiction, Trauma, and some other impairments that MAY be upstairs.

Now you people are probably wondering "Why is the Whackmiester doing this?" Well, I'm a good-natured person, and I'm always willing to umm...what's the word I'm lookin' for...oh yeah, "Un-Corrupt" people. Heck, last month I took every last dime I had in my bank account (I'm 15, and money doesn't buy happiness.) to the Hamilton Children's Hospital. And I did it willingly. No one threatened, blackmailed, bribed, or beat me into doing such a thing. If none of the sites I mentioned can help, remember this: I TRIED. So whack me if ya have to. But remember that biting the hand that feeds you can be described with one word: Ungreatful.

I hope it works for you, and that your marraige lasts even after you both buy the farm.

[ 08-04-2003, 10:30 AM: Message edited by: The Whackmiester ]

[johnny]

I'm not married, so if you don't mind i'll continue being corrupt.

[Donut]

And we'll all die of prostate cancer at an early age!!

[johnny]

Originally posted by Donut: And we'll all die of prostate cancer at an early age!!

There he goes with that cancer thing again, what's up with that ?

[Donut]

Mmmmm - difficult to take advice about masturbation from someone with a name like 'Whackmeister'!!!

[johnny]

ROTFLMAO oh damn.....

[SecretMaster]

I have soooooooo many thoughts about you right now.

[True_Moose]

Originally posted by SecretMaster: I have soooooooo many thoughts about you right now.

Wow, Secret, never knew you thought that way about the Whackster

[johnny]

Originally posted by True_Moose: quote: Originally posted by SecretMaster: I have soooooooo many thoughts about you right now.

Wow, Secret, never knew you thought that way about the Whackster [/QUOTE]That's why he's the secretmaster silly, you're not supposed to know.

Originally posted by Donut: Mmmmm - difficult to take advice about masturbation from someone with a name like 'Whackmeister'!!!

By Whack, of course, I mean as in like if you whack someone in the knees with a crowbar or a 2X4 or something like that or if you prefer, whack as in Assassination like they say in the Mafia "I want him Whacked."

[ 08-04-2003, 02:17 PM: Message edited by: The Whackmiester ]