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Old 08-25-2004, 09:35 PM   #11
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I could easily come up with responses to all of these, you know.

I'll just leave you with one.

Know what makes me feel like a real woman? Bandaging up a man's finger when he slices it open, probably during #4.

And if he was a jerk about it, I'll use rubbing alcohol instead of peroxide. Yep, I'm evil. But he'll learn his lesson, believe you me.
that's why I use Jack Daniels so I can take a shot after.

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Old 08-25-2004, 09:43 PM   #12
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Dude, I totally agree with pretty much all of those. Especially number 25. 'C**t' is pretty much a standardised expression mark in my friend circle. Its application is so versatile.

"Oi, c**t, you wanna go drinkin?"
"Go get your own beer, ya lazy c**t"
"Dude, honestly, it's been a f**king c**t of a day"

etc etc

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Old 08-25-2004, 10:29 PM   #13
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LOL

I loved 20... hahaha

Yeah also the winking part... putty... hahaha
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Old 08-25-2004, 10:45 PM   #14
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I've done wtuff kinda like 19 before...and it didn't work out...instead of going out for sushi, I walked twenty blocks and got royally lost...walked all the way past where the Crypts and Bloods hang out too...j/k
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Old 08-26-2004, 03:01 PM   #15
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Dude, I totally agree with pretty much all of those. Especially number 25. 'C**t' is pretty much a standardised expression mark in my friend circle. Its application is so versatile.

"Oi, c**t, you wanna go drinkin?"
"Go get your own beer, ya lazy c**t"
"Dude, honestly, it's been a f**king c**t of a day"

etc etc

Illumina: So far I've always self-medicated my injuries [img]tongue.gif[/img] Honestly, with a little extra effort and self-reliance men can make women almost completely obselete.... there's only one thing that women are absolutely indespensible for.... [img]graemlins/showoff.gif[/img] ... that's right, cleaning! [img]tongue.gif[/img]
LOL, yeah, thats all we need 'em for...you can always adopt kids, if youre into that sort of thing

[ 08-26-2004, 03:02 PM: Message edited by: Raistlin Majere ]
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Old 08-26-2004, 03:40 PM   #16
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Adoption is a very good thing, Raistlin. It's too bad more people don't adopt, and less, uh.... Don't.
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