What is your most physically painful experience ever?

[johnny]

the fishinghook wasn't a real injury i guess but i had some real ones during my lifetime. I broke my left foot during a footballmatch, when i was 22 a full beerbarrel crushed my left thumb and to this day i can hardly bend it, i broke my nose three times, and last but not least i have a scar on my right shoulder from a stabwound.

[Sir Exxon]

My worst accident so far (I'm only 13. [img]tongue.gif[/img] ) gotta be when I crashed with my bike at the age of 10.
I had full speed while biking downwards, suddenly a car appeared, I crashed in it's side-mirror, got thrown of the bike, rolling down the hill, resulting in a very bad head-injury, several big and small wounds and a broken leg.
Not too good... [img]tongue.gif[/img]

[IdiotRogue]

Yes, marriage WAS the most physically painful experience for me... says a lot considering I played football (American) and baseball and suffered every injury possible without breaking anything. I also spent some time in my youth as a bouncer for a club with a rather questionable reputation (the clientele were even more suspect).

Bitter? Nahhh... Thanks to having been married to the creature, I now fear nothing... Well... possibly my cat...

[/)eathKiller]

Once I stretched and every muscle in my body had a massive spasm that lasted like 15 straigt minutes, that was painfull, Twisting my ankle, overextending my knee, and breaking my clavicle were also pretty painfull...

I’d say that cutting my thumb down to the bone with a Stanley knife was pretty bad, but the worst had to be pouring a generous measure of sulphuric acid on my right foot.

[Bruce The Aussie]

i've cut my leg down to the muscle (and a little into it) by playing with knives, but that didn't hurt (missed the nerves, bled nicely though.) i had 5 stitches froim that.

also i have an "unburnable" torso. so far in my life i've had 4 occerances of boiling or hotter things being poured over me. one (when i was about 2-3 i belive) had me going to the hospital. the docter said there would almost certainly be scarring. apart from a birth mark there is nothing on my chest of stomach. kinda weird huh?

also when i was 4 i ran into a washing basket my mother was holding. got 4 stiches from that.

[Lord of Alcohol]

Originally posted by Dramnek_Ulk: I’d say that cutting my thumb down to the bone with a Stanley knife was pretty bad.

Hey I've done that! Hurts a bit doesnt it? [img]tongue.gif[/img]

My most painful moment was having a chest tube shoved into my lung from directly under my arm. The jack-off doctor injected novacaine and said I wouldnt feel a thing as he put his leg on my chest and shoved the tube towards my lung. He lied. It was horrible.....

Mine has to be when I was 24 and had a cracked bone in my leg (right below my knee) and I played like I wasn't hurt so bad for my 5-year-old son so that I could take him trick-or-treating (I also had many other injuries at the same time but the crack in my leg is what stopped me cold that night). After two miles or so I broke down and called for a ride home trying my best not to cry.

Originally posted by Sir Mandorallen: This one isnt my most painful that I'm gonna say here in a minute but just a tip.... NEVER EVER get molten plastic on your arm. Okay? Believe me it hurts. First it sticks on there and burns alot, then you scream and try and pull it off. Well some of it comes off with most of you skin, causing large amounts of bleeding, but the rest sticks to your fingers. So you scream some more and run around like a chicken with it's head chopped off. Then finnaly you stop and try and rub it off on the grass. You get most of it off, and it dosn't hurt as much so you go on inside and put freezing cold water all over it, which causes it too cool, then you try to pull it off, which causes more skin to be pulled off and more bleeding. Eventually everything is okay... except for that scar......

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I was seeing my sister as I read this...sticking her finger into a freshly made "Creepy Crawler" to see if it had cooled yet...it hadn't...the molten plastic that she flipped off of her finger landed near her thumb and stuck there. Running around like a chicken with its head cut off is a very accurate description!