What do you want on your tombstone? - Page 5

10-28-2001, 11:58 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Melusine:
For those who speak Dutch, I've always adored the line on the tombstone of the poet Poot:

Hier ligt Poot
Hij is dood

Hmz Mel what about

Here Lies Ted
He's Dead

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Melusine · 10-28-2001, 11:59 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Rikard:
Hmz Mel what about

Here Lies Ted
He's Dead

Nah, it's...less poetic somehow

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10-28-2001, 12:49 PM

Kijk!
Hier ligt een lijk!

Or the more Halloweeny ones:

You think I lie here, two holes in my neck?
Well think again. I'm right at your back!

When you are dead you needn't behave
I have grown restless in this here grave

10-30-2001, 11:49 PM

Bumping for spooks & giggles!

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Hiram Sedai · 10-31-2001, 09:36 AM

Here lies Hiram
A sad little fellow
His head was bald
And his fingers yellow.

(try getting orange into a rhyme!!)

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Donut · 10-31-2001, 09:48 AM

Does anyone recognize these?

RIP GOOD FRIEND GORDON now you've crossed the river jordan

RIP in memorium uncle myall HERE YOU'LL REST FOR QUITE A WHILE

REST IN PEACE COUSIN HUET we all know you didn't do it

HERE RESTS WATHEL R. BENDER he rode to glory on a fender

HERE LIES GOOD OLD FRED a great big rock fell on his head

AT PEACEFUL REST LIES BROTHER CLAUDE planted here beneath this sod

RIP MR. SEWELL the victim of a dirty duel

IN MEMORY OF OUR PATRIARCH dear departed grandpa marc

REQUIESCAT FRANCIS XAVIER no time off for good behavior RIP

DEAR DEPARTED BROTHER DAVE he chased a bear into a cave

MASTER GRACEY LAID TO REST no mourning please at his request

HERE LIES A MAN NAMED MARTIN the lights went out on this old spartan

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DragonMage · 10-31-2001, 09:48 AM

We did this once in school. I put "Out to Lunch" on mine.

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Mage extraordinair, Pin-Up Girl for the OLD-COOTS
Magey-Wagey: performer in the Nekked Dancing Trio of the ORT.

Hopeless Romantic *sigh*

adam warlock · 10-31-2001, 09:58 AM

"you should've been there"

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Fonzie Forum Tyrant of MH · 10-31-2001, 10:09 AM

Well mine would prolly read something like

The B**stards gone atlast.

or

Quick put a tombstone up so he doesnt climb out

Id like it to read

Here Lies Gavin
His life left happiness in its wake
So cry not tears of sadness nor Sigh
Try to smile for his sake
For he has gone to a place up so high.

Or

Here Lies Gavin
In death he did not fear
But for petes sake some one get him a beer.

10-31-2001, 09:36 AM	#45
Hiram Sedai Emerald Dragon Join Date: October 8, 2001 Location: Georgia Age: 54 Posts: 918	Here lies Hiram A sad little fellow His head was bald And his fingers yellow. (try getting orange into a rhyme!!) ------------------ "I know that you believe you understand what you think I said, but I'm not sure you realize that what you heard is not what I meant." -Robert McCloskey Token lackwit of HADB Sycophant to the Wolf of Azure Hue Long lost brother of DragonMage Bearer of a work of art created by Sazerac Jeg burde blive gennembanket for min flatulens.[/list]

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10-28-2001, 12:49 PM	#43
Legolas the Elven Archer Guest Posts: n/a	Kijk! Hier ligt een lijk! Or the more Halloweeny ones: You think I lie here, two holes in my neck? Well think again. I'm right at your back! When you are dead you needn't behave I have grown restless in this here grave

10-30-2001, 11:49 PM	#44
Moni Guest Posts: n/a	Bumping for spooks & giggles! ------------------ The best thing about karma is that you create your own. Pets Need Love Too

10-31-2001, 09:48 AM	#46
Donut Jack Burton Join Date: March 1, 2001 Location: Airstrip One Age: 40 Posts: 5,571	Does anyone recognize these? RIP GOOD FRIEND GORDON now you've crossed the river jordan RIP in memorium uncle myall HERE YOU'LL REST FOR QUITE A WHILE REST IN PEACE COUSIN HUET we all know you didn't do it HERE RESTS WATHEL R. BENDER he rode to glory on a fender HERE LIES GOOD OLD FRED a great big rock fell on his head AT PEACEFUL REST LIES BROTHER CLAUDE planted here beneath this sod RIP MR. SEWELL the victim of a dirty duel IN MEMORY OF OUR PATRIARCH dear departed grandpa marc REQUIESCAT FRANCIS XAVIER no time off for good behavior RIP DEAR DEPARTED BROTHER DAVE he chased a bear into a cave MASTER GRACEY LAID TO REST no mourning please at his request HERE LIES A MAN NAMED MARTIN the lights went out on this old spartan ------------------ Save Chip - Don't let Sarah win! Official Titterer of the Laughing Hyenas Don't mention the score - I mentioned it once but I think I got away with it!

10-31-2001, 09:48 AM	#47
DragonMage 20th Level Warrior Join Date: September 6, 2001 Location: The lighter side of life, a.k.a. Newnan, Georgia Age: 55 Posts: 2,767	We did this once in school. I put "Out to Lunch" on mine. ------------------ Alureth...Dragon friend of Breanna, Mage and Advisor in the Court of Lady Lioness Co-Owner/Operator of the Evil Petting Zoo and devout member of the HADB clan. Commander of the Dragon Fleet, IW Peacekeeping Force Sublime Sister of the Illuminati - may the Light shine forever! Second Historian and Scribe of IW. Mother Hen of IW. Mage extraordinair, Pin-Up Girl for the OLD-COOTS Magey-Wagey: performer in the Nekked Dancing Trio of the ORT. Hopeless Romantic sigh

10-31-2001, 09:58 AM	#48
adam warlock Ma'at - Goddess of Truth & Justice Join Date: January 7, 2001 Location: I live inside of my mind..... Age: 53 Posts: 3,234	"you should've been there" ------------------ Realm of Warlock's Art Fun, Humor, Silliness, Betrayals, and Biting (biting? how did it get there?) Link above I bow to Ziroc the grand master! I shall never mock Choc again!

10-31-2001, 10:09 AM	#49
Fonzie Forum Tyrant of MH Dungeon Master Join Date: October 25, 2001 Location: Some pub in England probably Posts: 61	Well mine would prolly read something like The B**stards gone atlast. or Quick put a tombstone up so he doesnt climb out Id like it to read Here Lies Gavin His life left happiness in its wake So cry not tears of sadness nor Sigh Try to smile for his sake For he has gone to a place up so high. Or Here Lies Gavin In death he did not fear But for petes sake some one get him a beer.

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