BG2 Bar Part 5 - The Final Tavern Here

[Wah]

Ah my glorious Arch Queen........you are a fond one for dleightful memories?

Yes, we did make a geisha after all.

Eh? What's that you say? You wish to take the Ulitharids away for cooking?

But......but I'm under duty. It's my job to oblige by the laws, sorry.
(Melusine flutters eyelashes = mach4)

Wah: Aw...alright. COME HERE!! A..ONE, A TWO! A ONE, TWO, THREE, FOUR!

Line up neatly and walk that way! So sayeth and commands Officer Arch Lich Wah!





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[Melusine]

Originally posted by Wah: Ah my glorious Arch Queen........you are a fond one for dleightful memories? Yes, we did make a geisha after all. Eh? What's that you say? You wish to take the Ulitharids away for cooking? But......but I'm under duty. It's my job to oblige by the laws, sorry. (Melusine flutters eyelashes = mach4) Wah: Aw...alright. COME HERE!! A..ONE, A TWO! A ONE, TWO, THREE, FOUR! Line up neatly and walk that way! So sayeth and commands Officer Arch Lich Wah!

ROFL!!! OMG Wah they look hilarious....
LOL I can't even grill them if they look like that...a marching regiment of deformed squids

You are a sweetie for letting me have them though...maybe you could arrest half of them and we'll feast on the other half ?
to aid your case, I still have a scroll of Undeniable Evidence, a potion of Smooth-talking (for in the courtroom) and Bracers of maddening Tickling (so you can tickle them when they try to defend themselves and they will fail miserably at keeping to their stories when howling with laughter).



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Melusine, High Queen of Fluffies, Archbabe of the Order of the Holy Flame and the Laughing Hyenas, &
Official Entertainer Elf of the BG2 Bar

Your voice is ambrosia

[Tancred]

Originally posted by Lord Shield: Time to pick on Tancred methinks (evil grin) . Cheesy mistakes Tancred for a spillage on the floor and tries to mop him into a bucket (dirty water, not vomit fortunately)

We won't... go into details... over the horrifying sights and sounds involved just then. I'll leave it to your imagination, dreadful though that might be.

Suffice to say, about NOW, the door to the broom cupboard opens and Tancred topples out, upside-down, rigid as a bar of iron and soaking wet. Alas, he's rusted solid. Listeners, please pay close attention to Tancred's pleas for a tin-opener and Karnas' guffaws...

[Neb]

None of those scrolls can beat the Scroll of Bribe, we'll just use the Scroll of Bribe and then sentence them to death by roasting.

[SSJ4Sephiroth]

nah, the scroll of Snobby Prick can destroy all of those, because it causes you to make a save vs death at -30 or lose all confidence in yourself

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I'll kidnap ya fer 100, reprogram ya fer 300, and kill ya fer 500! Oh come one! I'll throw in the killin' fer 250!

LOL! Wah, why couldn't your cousin Vecna have done cabarets too?
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Oops. Sorry Mel honey, what with th bar rules and everything I forgot the note. Here you go. Some mouse wandered in and passed it for you - I haven't read it before you ask (blushes remembering lilac knickers incident)
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The illithid Nautilus explodes in a 5th amendment.
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3 Githyanki transport into the bar
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First one says "It's life, J'em, but not as we know it"
Second one "I see that - just show me the token babe"
Third one "What is it with you J'em - I'm a Cleric not a pimp"

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In the kingdom of the blind, the one-eyed man is pimp.
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[Tancred]

Tancred stares at the Gith from the floor, his features suddenly awestruck.

"Hold on - aren't you J'emzti Qirc, S'boc and Bhoanz, the famous spacetravelling heroes? I'd recognise that quiff anywhere!"

Originally posted by Tancred: Tancred stares at the Gith from the floor, his features suddenly awestruck. "Hold on - aren't you J'emzti Qirc, S'boc and Bhoanz, the famous spacetravelling heroes? I'd recognise that quiff anywhere!"

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J'emzti taps s device in his hand and smils. "Why, yes, I am. Though we are far from the... ooh!" and gets distracted by seeing Melusine. "I'll be back directly" and goes over to try his suave patter on the elf
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Bhoanz shakes his head "What IS it with him?"
S'boc adds "most illogical behaviour."
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The only downside to this trio is that thy ALL have pointy ears



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In the kingdom of the blind, the one-eyed man is pimp.
http://lordraptor0.tripod.com/index.html

[Melusine]

Hmmmm thanks Shieldy babe but it is written in Rodent-language... Mouse will have to come over here and read it to me

(BTW i am missing the allusion here...who exactly is the Gith that is hitting on me [eek! get him away from me! ] and his two brothers?? sowwy for being a total ignoramus when it comes to D&D characters... )

[Tancred]

Originally posted by Melusine: Hmmmm thanks Shieldy babe but it is written in Rodent-language... Mouse will have to come over here and read it to me (BTW i am missing the allusion here...who exactly is the Gith that is hitting on me [eek! get him away from me! ] and his two brothers?? sowwy for being a total ignoramus when it comes to D&D characters... )

OOC: Um... er... oh, to hell with subtlety and clues. It's Kirk, Spock and Bones from Star Trek, but in Gith form!