Cloudy's Cafe, a conversation zone, May 29, 2003

[Stormymystic]

Originally posted by johnny: quote: Originally posted by Stormymystic: ugggg, I am weak willed, I just seem to be having dificulty quitting I am going to go crazy, I can not belive I lit one up, but someone please help me,lol I am a rambling idiot right now

Have you tried those patches ? I've heard they are working. [/QUOTE]tried them, am allergic to the adhesive just going to keep bitting my nails, and chewing on my hair..lol

[WillowIX]

Good luck Stormy. I really hope you manage to quit. [img]smile.gif[/img] You could try nicotine gum. I've heard that lots of people get addicted to those instead of cigarettes though. Pick up another habit instead. Cleaning is usually good since you keep your hands occupied. I believe johnny will suggest beer hunting as an alternative. And perhaps bear drinking? Or is that the other way around? [img]graemlins/confused2.gif[/img]

[johnny]

Not really, drinking beer only increases your desire to smoke a cigarette, so that wouldn't be a fair advice.

Therefore i recommend duct tape.

Tape it all over your face, and i guarantee you won't smoke anymore. [img]graemlins/hehe.gif[/img]

[Stormymystic]

Originally posted by johnny: Not really, drinking beer only increases your desire to smoke a cigarette, so that wouldn't be a fair advice. Therefore i recommend duct tape. Tape it all over your face, and i guarantee you won't smoke anymore. [img]graemlins/hehe.gif[/img]

lol Johnny how bout you do the duct tape and I drink the beer? and someone else can take away the cigs

[johnny]

No way, i'm not gonna duct tape myself. I'm not the one trying to quit smoking. Actually, i wish i had three mouths. One for smoking, one for beerdrinking, and one for talking, all at the same time.

[Attalus]

So, Johnny, you want to be a Triple Threat Man? *Tries to imagine Johnny with three mouths* Hmmm, in my mind, they are all drinking beer.

[johnny]

Originally posted by Attalus: So, Johnny, you want to be a Triple Threat Man? *Tries to imagine Johnny with three mouths* Hmmm, in my mind, they are all drinking beer.

You're probably right about that image. I'd better have three bodies as well then. If it would all go down in one stomach i'll grow extra large in no time.

[WillowIX]

Originally posted by johnny: You're probably right about that image. I'd better have three bodies as well then. If it would all go down in one stomach i'll grow extra large in no time.

And by that you mean you are large at the moment? Or? [img]tongue.gif[/img] Duct tape ehh? Wouldn't shiveling a beer bottle down ones throat serve the same purpose? Or do you have any innovative ideas about how to smoke a cigarette?

[johnny]

Originally posted by WillowIX: quote: Originally posted by johnny: You're probably right about that image. I'd better have three bodies as well then. If it would all go down in one stomach i'll grow extra large in no time.

And by that you mean you are large at the moment? Or? [img]tongue.gif[/img] Duct tape ehh? Wouldn't shiveling a beer bottle down ones throat serve the same purpose? Or do you have any innovative ideas about how to smoke a cigarette? [/QUOTE]Yeah, i could do without 10 kilos or something like that. I should be 90, but i'm around 100. But summer is coming up, which means more sweating. I'll be okay again in a few months.

Innovative ideas about how to smoke ? Sure... try putting the lit end in your mouth. It's a surprisingly.... burning sensation, which actually happened to me a couple of times. [img]graemlins/hehe.gif[/img]

[WillowIX]

Originally posted by johnny: Innovative ideas about how to smoke ? Sure... try putting the lit end in your mouth. It's a surprisingly.... burning sensation, which actually happened to me a couple of times. [img]graemlins/hehe.gif[/img]

Mmm-kay. Should I be impressed? I only know one smoker and he can do all kinds of tricks. You know like lighting it, and inhaling that disgusting smoke. All those useless tricks you know. [img]tongue.gif[/img]
So you actually need to put your beer bottle down while smoking? I thought perhaps you had devised a mean for amoking and drinking at the same time. Gosh, I make you sound like an alcoholic. Sowwy. [img]smile.gif[/img] *hugs*