15 Thing's to do at Walmart

Elif Godson · 01-13-2003, 11:01 AM

15 Things to do at Wal-Mart while your spouse/shopping partner is taking their sweet time:

1. Get 24 boxes of condoms & randomly put them in peoples carts when they aren't looking.

2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5 minute intervals.

3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.

4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, 'Code 3 in housewares,...and see what happens.

5. Go to the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.

6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they bring pillows from the bedding department.

8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask 'Why can't you people just leave me alone?'

9. Look right into the security camera, use it as a mirror and pick your nose.

10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti-depressants are.(only for US ppl)

11. Dart around the store suspiciously while loudly humming the theme from 'Mission Impossible'.

12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels.

13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say "PICK ME! PICK ME!"

14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!!"

And last but not least:

15. Go into a fitting room, shut the door and wait a while and then yell loudly "Hey! You're out of toilet paper in here!!"

Ace of Spades · 01-13-2003, 11:16 AM

LOL at #15...

yes, I'm demented. [img]smile.gif[/img]

/)eathKiller · 01-13-2003, 12:59 PM

ROTFLMAO! i did the code 3 one once, the woman got a severley paniced look and ran out of the store...

Attalus · 01-13-2003, 02:34 PM

LOL, Elif. Pretty funny stuff.

Horatio · 01-13-2003, 02:44 PM

I've seen something similar to 13 done. [img]smile.gif[/img]

Lol, good one Elif.

Elif Godson · 01-13-2003, 02:50 PM

When I was younger (13 or so) there was a store similar to Walmart called Zayer's and about a month or so before the holidays the would be open 24/7. My best friend lived about 4 blocks away from there, so on nights when I would sleep over we would sneak out and go over there and do many of these thing's on the list. You would be surprised at how many people need to shop at 1 am

I used to have this really cool set of walkie talkies and we used to siganl each other at the approach of a "victim"

ah those were the day's when harmless fun wouldnt get you sued or arrested

"sniff sniff" I need a hug

LordKathen · 01-13-2003, 02:51 PM

Right on, great stuff! This is whats its all about!! [img]graemlins/awesomework.gif[/img]

WillowIX · 01-13-2003, 05:13 PM

LLAO! Great tips Elif! I have forwarded them to my hubby so he knows what to do the next time he goes on a shopping spree with me.

Arvon · 01-13-2003, 06:13 PM

Great!!! Swiped 'em for another board...

Sir Goulum · 01-13-2003, 06:39 PM

Whats Code 3 mean? And /), if Code 3 freaked her out, I wonder what Code 5 would do to her?

01-13-2003, 11:16 AM	#2
Ace of Spades The Magister Join Date: July 9, 2001 Location: Colorado, USA Age: 61 Posts: 108	LOL at #15... yes, I'm demented. [img]smile.gif[/img] __________________ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~<br />Reviled throughout the MultiVerse<br />

01-13-2003, 12:59 PM	#3
/)eathKiller Dracolisk Join Date: January 5, 2002 Location: Guantanamo Bay, Cuba Age: 38 Posts: 6,043	ROTFLMAO! i did the code 3 one once, the woman got a severley paniced look and ran out of the store... __________________ [img]\"http://membres.lycos.fr/th8or/ZeroSigForIronworks.gif\" alt=\" - \" /> o.o;

01-13-2003, 02:34 PM	#4
Attalus Symbol of Bane Join Date: November 26, 2001 Location: Texas Age: 75 Posts: 8,167	LOL, Elif. Pretty funny stuff. __________________ Even Heroes sometimes fail...

01-13-2003, 02:44 PM	#5
Horatio Ma'at - Goddess of Truth & Justice Join Date: September 19, 2001 Location: Behind these metal bars Age: 41 Posts: 3,117	I've seen something similar to 13 done. [img]smile.gif[/img] Lol, good one Elif. __________________ I <b>am</b> the party!!<br /> [img]\"http://zert0.net/iuti/img2/1381585-vi.gif\" alt=\" - \" />

01-13-2003, 02:50 PM	#6
Elif Godson Dracolich Join Date: August 28, 2001 Location: Hurricane Valley Age: 51 Posts: 3,089	When I was younger (13 or so) there was a store similar to Walmart called Zayer's and about a month or so before the holidays the would be open 24/7. My best friend lived about 4 blocks away from there, so on nights when I would sleep over we would sneak out and go over there and do many of these thing's on the list. You would be surprised at how many people need to shop at 1 am I used to have this really cool set of walkie talkies and we used to siganl each other at the approach of a "victim" ah those were the day's when harmless fun wouldnt get you sued or arrested "sniff sniff" I need a hug __________________ Children get Arthritis too! http://awtampa.kintera.org/jaaware

01-13-2003, 11:01 AM	#1
Elif Godson Dracolich Join Date: August 28, 2001 Location: Hurricane Valley Age: 51 Posts: 3,089	15 Things to do at Wal-Mart while your spouse/shopping partner is taking their sweet time: 1. Get 24 boxes of condoms & randomly put them in peoples carts when they aren't looking. 2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5 minute intervals. 3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms. 4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, 'Code 3 in housewares,...and see what happens. 5. Go to the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away. 6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area. 7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they bring pillows from the bedding department. 8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask 'Why can't you people just leave me alone?' 9. Look right into the security camera, use it as a mirror and pick your nose. 10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti-depressants are.(only for US ppl) 11. Dart around the store suspiciously while loudly humming the theme from 'Mission Impossible'. 12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels. 13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say "PICK ME! PICK ME!" 14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!!" And last but not least: 15. Go into a fitting room, shut the door and wait a while and then yell loudly "Hey! You're out of toilet paper in here!!" __________________ Children get Arthritis too! http://awtampa.kintera.org/jaaware

01-13-2003, 02:51 PM	#7
LordKathen Ma'at - Goddess of Truth & Justice Join Date: September 15, 2002 Location: Kennewick, WA Age: 52 Posts: 3,166	Right on, great stuff! This is whats its all about!! [img]graemlins/awesomework.gif[/img] __________________

01-13-2003, 05:13 PM	#8
WillowIX Apophis Join Date: July 10, 2001 Location: By a big blue lake, Canada Age: 49 Posts: 4,628	LLAO! Great tips Elif! I have forwarded them to my hubby so he knows what to do the next time he goes on a shopping spree with me. __________________ Confuzzled by nature.

01-13-2003, 06:13 PM	#9
Arvon Unicorn Join Date: October 4, 2001 Location: Kingdom of the West,..P.o. Cynagus Posts: 4,212	Great!!! Swiped 'em for another board... __________________ 53.7% of all statistics are made up

01-13-2003, 06:39 PM	#10
Sir Goulum John Locke Join Date: February 7, 2002 Location: Edmonton, Canada Age: 35 Posts: 8,985	Whats Code 3 mean? And /), if Code 3 freaked her out, I wonder what Code 5 would do to her?

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