BG2 Bar 2 - The Wrath of Bhaal

[Neb]

Kivan shouts "I'm in! I hate those bastards! How about we launch some dwarves at them? Or gnomes? Maybe we can launch some flaming halflings into the air and shoot arrows at them?"

There is a loud TWANG!!! as the huge cauldron of horse shit sails into the air
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At the Government Building
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Tolgerias is in a meeting with other members of the wizards.
There is a loud crash from the glass dome atop the building.
Not being a monster, it doesn't trigger the 'enemy attacks'
contingency spells. The wizards look up in time as many tonnes
of horse shit descends upon their heads
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Frantic staff members try to extricate their superiors.
Fortunately for the senior staff, the cauldron burst through
the floor and they were not entirely asphyxiated
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"THIS TIME HE HAS GONE TOO FAR!!!!!"
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The wizards, as one, head to the BG2 Bar
"LORD SHIELD" come on out and surrender to our justice
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Lord Shield smiles. "Over to you, brother"
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The evil looking black robed figure from the first thread
reappears in the bar. "They think they KNOW magic?"
hahahahahahahahaha! With a wave of his hand a little bunny
wunny appears. The mage then puts on a blindfold. The bunny
runs outside
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The mage raises both hands, points out the front and fires
double-barrelled fireballs of lava intensity. Each fireball
homes in on the illusory bunny which tracks each mage. Their
burnt bodies plop to the groud
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"Now THAT was fun!" The mage disappears

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In the kingdom of the blind, the one-eyed man is pimp

[Neb]

"Well that was fun" said Kivan, "How about we have a halfling shooting contest? It is like this: You shoot flaming halflings into the air and then shoot arrows and spells at them, the one that hits the most halflings wins!"

[caleb]

The site of a crap covered cowl wizard was to much for caleb. He sits back in his throne of scone laughing"man that was some good shit"

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Welcome to hell.

[This message has been edited by caleb (edited 05-18-2001).]

ok folks. I don't want to pad the bar thread out with lots of catapulting. If you could move it to another thread that would be great, and I can get back to tending bar
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In fact, I though I'd pop out for a spot of shopping for the bar. Melusine, are you up for that?

[Bruce The Aussie]

Artemis's ears twich he looks up and says "shopping?"

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Bruce The Aussie, Camp Barbarian Hunter OHF
jester of LH and Master Beastmaster of the clan of the Kats

All are welcome. I feel the need to get about the town a bit (until the horse poo smell clears from the bar)

[Neb]

"I'm in" says Kivan "I need some more arrows for my bow, do you know of any place in town where I can buy Fire Arrows?"

Ribald might have some. We'll pop to the Promenade - a day in town would do us all good (unless we end up killing them all of course)

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In the kingdom of the blind, the one-eyed man is pimp

[AzureWolf]

Azure grumbles something about looking after the place while the bartender is gone and waves a hand vaugley at the residents of the reeking building. he eyes caleb especially making sure he will get up to no more wenching this night.

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"I was born of darkness. My fathers eyes closed before mine opened. I am not of this world or the other, and I have the right to be what I am..."