Should we LOVE the Kobolds, not hate them? ~continued~

Legolas · 04-14-2003, 02:35 PM

After a heated debate, the Baldur's Gate Senate, parliament of the city and advisors to the Grand Dukes, permitted Mr. Baggins to start a project in the area now known as Area 51. The aim was to investigate to what extent kobolds, quite possibly one of the more misunderstood races in the Sword Coast, could be integrated in our society.
The project failed miserably, however, when Mr. Baggins disappeared without a trace. The kobolds and men selected to be part of the project were massacred during an attack on area 51, and those responsible have so far eluded the grasp of the formerly secret Senate Special Department.
Before investigations could be completed and justice meted out to the guilty, we met with another disaster: the old thread reached 300 posts and it is in everyone's interest to stop posting there.
Newcomers will likely not want to plough through all those pages to catch up, so as chairman of the Senate I'll start work on a summary containing the major details of the case. I'd have my secretary do it, but my current one is missing and likely either dead or on holiday.
Now, where were we?

[ 04-15-2003, 05:44 AM: Message edited by: Legolas ]

I wish my name was Baggins · 04-14-2003, 02:42 PM

And who does the esteemed Legolas have for a secretary??? Bertha Jorkins???

Legolas · 04-14-2003, 02:48 PM

Well, to be honest, the chairman has no idea. There've been a number these past years, and I don't look at the names too much. As long as their references are okay...

[img]tongue.gif[/img]
Of course, the other councillors have no need to know. Hey, is this microphone still on? Doh!

Timber Loftis · 04-14-2003, 03:13 PM

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGG GGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!

*runs from thread* [img]graemlins/shooter18.gif[/img]

[remember, while it is okay to love your kobolds, it is not, however, okay to *love* your kobolds] [img]graemlins/dancing.gif[/img] [img]graemlins/dancing.gif[/img]

Dragonshadow · 04-14-2003, 04:09 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Timber Loftis:
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGG GGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!

*runs from thread* [img]graemlins/shooter18.gif[/img]

[remember, while it is okay to love your kobolds, it is not, however, okay to *love* your kobolds] [img]graemlins/dancing.gif[/img] [img]graemlins/dancing.gif[/img]

If you ask me (you didn't, but hey!), it is not Okay to even *like* kobolds.
Personally, I wouldn't be seen dead with one.

Firestormalpha · 04-14-2003, 04:24 PM

Dragonshadow I should hope you wouldn't be seen dead with one. It wouldn't look good on your resume as a warrior/mage/priest on the Sword Coast. Personally I put my first kill in my trophy room, and the 150+ others are either in storage or have been converted into torch holders around my estate. I've also entered into the project of using their hands for goblet stems. However, they could be useful alive as a beginning warriors training dummy. They fit the role quite well.

Dragonshadow · 04-14-2003, 04:28 PM

I prefere to turn them into little satues by petrifying them when dead...
I just realized that a whole lot of people are going to be coming at me for
Cruelty to Kobolds now..
Oops

[ 04-14-2003, 04:29 PM: Message edited by: Dragonshadow ]

Firestormalpha · 04-14-2003, 04:34 PM

Like who? The Humane society can't come after you, because they aren't animals. And HRS can't come after you because they aren't human. And the Kobold Support Society has no official status on the Sword Coast. If anybody has something against the way I handle kobolds I'll simply take them on a tour of my warehouses until they faint or lose their lunch.

Wilbur · 04-14-2003, 04:54 PM

I say that the lack of support for kobolds mandates a Kobold massacre before this Mr. Baggins returns

pritchke · 04-14-2003, 04:58 PM

LOVE (Lots of violent emotion)

04-14-2003, 02:42 PM	#2
I wish my name was Baggins Elminster Join Date: September 7, 2002 Location: Upstate, SC Age: 51 Posts: 463	And who does the esteemed Legolas have for a secretary??? Bertha Jorkins??? __________________ I went this way while he went that way, so I scream to my partner, \"WHERE\'D HE GO?\" only to have my partner answer, \"WHERE\'D WHO GO?\"

04-14-2003, 03:13 PM	#4
Timber Loftis 40th Level Warrior Join Date: July 11, 2002 Location: Chicago, IL Posts: 11,916	AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGG GGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!! runs from thread [img]graemlins/shooter18.gif[/img] [remember, while it is okay to love your kobolds, it is not, however, okay to love your kobolds] [img]graemlins/dancing.gif[/img] [img]graemlins/dancing.gif[/img] __________________

04-14-2003, 04:24 PM	#6
Firestormalpha Knight of the Rose Join Date: July 11, 2002 Location: Coral Springs, Fl USA Age: 40 Posts: 4,454	Dragonshadow I should hope you wouldn't be seen dead with one. It wouldn't look good on your resume as a warrior/mage/priest on the Sword Coast. Personally I put my first kill in my trophy room, and the 150+ others are either in storage or have been converted into torch holders around my estate. I've also entered into the project of using their hands for goblet stems. However, they could be useful alive as a beginning warriors training dummy. They fit the role quite well. __________________ "When you start with a presupposition, it's hard to arrive at any other conclusion." "We are never to judge a philosophy by its abuse." - Augustine "If you're wondering if God has a sense of humor, consider the platypus." http://www.greaterthings.cbglades.com

04-14-2003, 04:28 PM	#7
Dragonshadow Quth-Maren Join Date: February 17, 2003 Location: Portsmouth Age: 34 Posts: 4,145	I prefere to turn them into little satues by petrifying them when dead... I just realized that a whole lot of people are going to be coming at me for Cruelty to Kobolds now.. Oops [ 04-14-2003, 04:29 PM: Message edited by: Dragonshadow ] __________________ aka Loc der Graf, Quillruke

04-14-2003, 04:34 PM	#8
Firestormalpha Knight of the Rose Join Date: July 11, 2002 Location: Coral Springs, Fl USA Age: 40 Posts: 4,454	Like who? The Humane society can't come after you, because they aren't animals. And HRS can't come after you because they aren't human. And the Kobold Support Society has no official status on the Sword Coast. If anybody has something against the way I handle kobolds I'll simply take them on a tour of my warehouses until they faint or lose their lunch. __________________ "When you start with a presupposition, it's hard to arrive at any other conclusion." "We are never to judge a philosophy by its abuse." - Augustine "If you're wondering if God has a sense of humor, consider the platypus." http://www.greaterthings.cbglades.com

04-14-2003, 02:35 PM	#1
Legolas Jack Burton Join Date: March 31, 2001 Location: The zephyr lands beneath the brine. Age: 39 Posts: 5,459	After a heated debate, the Baldur's Gate Senate, parliament of the city and advisors to the Grand Dukes, permitted Mr. Baggins to start a project in the area now known as Area 51. The aim was to investigate to what extent kobolds, quite possibly one of the more misunderstood races in the Sword Coast, could be integrated in our society. The project failed miserably, however, when Mr. Baggins disappeared without a trace. The kobolds and men selected to be part of the project were massacred during an attack on area 51, and those responsible have so far eluded the grasp of the formerly secret Senate Special Department. Before investigations could be completed and justice meted out to the guilty, we met with another disaster: the old thread reached 300 posts and it is in everyone's interest to stop posting there. Newcomers will likely not want to plough through all those pages to catch up, so as chairman of the Senate I'll start work on a summary containing the major details of the case. I'd have my secretary do it, but my current one is missing and likely either dead or on holiday. Now, where were we? [ 04-15-2003, 05:44 AM: Message edited by: Legolas ]

04-14-2003, 02:48 PM	#3
Legolas Jack Burton Join Date: March 31, 2001 Location: The zephyr lands beneath the brine. Age: 39 Posts: 5,459	Well, to be honest, the chairman has no idea. There've been a number these past years, and I don't look at the names too much. As long as their references are okay... [img]tongue.gif[/img] Of course, the other councillors have no need to know. Hey, is this microphone still on? Doh!

04-14-2003, 04:54 PM	#9
Wilbur Zhentarim Guard Join Date: May 25, 2002 Location: Centerville, Ohio Age: 35 Posts: 374	I say that the lack of support for kobolds mandates a Kobold massacre before this Mr. Baggins returns

04-14-2003, 04:58 PM	#10
pritchke Bastet - Egyptian Cat Goddess Join Date: September 5, 2001 Location: Calgary, AB Age: 49 Posts: 3,491	LOVE (Lots of violent emotion)

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