Insulting Leonis (this thread is rated -M-)

Yorick · 03-06-2001, 01:14 PM

O.K. Leonis I´m going to revive a time honoured tradition.

You have the brain of a 13 month old salamander that thinks it is a raddish.

You have the personality of a raddish that grew in a sewer in downtown Hong Kong, is ridden with mould and smells like the rotting testicles of a dead donkey.

The hair on your beard is akin to weeds grown in a sodden field of beetle dung and horse manure long since decayed and fallow.

Et tu?

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FAIR DINKUM!

Larry_OHF · 03-06-2001, 01:18 PM

Who is Leonis???
Have I missed something?

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Larry of the Holy Flame

Gray Mage · 03-06-2001, 01:18 PM

Hey Yorick remind me never to get on you bad side.

Larry good to see you.

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Feel My Power

Yorick · 03-06-2001, 01:20 PM

Larry,
Leonis is quite simply one of the finest human beings I have ever known.

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FAIR DINKUM!

Lord of Alcohol · 03-06-2001, 01:29 PM

Oh Goody! Yorick, can I insult him too? I'll be nice

Ramon de Ramon y Ramon · 03-06-2001, 02:18 PM

Hey ladies, what do you think ? Aren't male friendships something special ?
True male bonding means the smell of beer and sweat, limited but straightforward
conversation, unrestrained swearing, spitting, farting and belching. Ahh, I am just glad that I can be part of it and pity you for not being able to ever experience anything like it.

(That's it. I have finally had it. I'll go get these brochures about sexchange surgery first thing in the morning. Ramona is a much nicer name anyway. Ahh, my first leg epilation will be so much fun. Ouch !)

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So long !

R³ - Co-president(s) of the Club of Broken Hearts

[This message has been edited by Ramon de Ramon y Ramon (edited 03-06-2001).]

Cloudbringer · 03-06-2001, 02:32 PM

Er, Ramon, I'll uh, pass thanks...male bonding has always been a mystery to me (smile of humoring the nice men on the board)

And if anyone wants to interpret the the various grunting sounds heard around here for me, go right ahead! LOL!

Yorick? You drinking too much French wine?

LOL

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Storm-Queen
StormCloud of the Black Knight

Moridin · 03-06-2001, 02:39 PM

I have no idea who Leonis is, but I am more than happy to insult him

You are so ugly, your mom had to keep you out of the sandbox as a kid, because the cats kept trying to bury you

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[This message has been edited by Ziroc (edited 03-18-2001).]

Moridin · 03-06-2001, 02:40 PM

Damn flood control and causing double posts

Hope no one was offended :sorry:

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[This message has been edited by Moridin (edited 03-06-2001).]

Gray Mage · 03-06-2001, 03:08 PM

Ahhhh Male bonding.......Beer...football(and soccer)....beer......cursing...etc.

Hey leonis, Looks like yo fell out of the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down.

Did your momma beat you with the ugly stick?!?!?!

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Feel My Power

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03-06-2001, 01:14 PM	#1
Yorick Very Mad Bird Join Date: January 7, 2001 Location: Breukelen (over the river from New Amsterdam) Age: 52 Posts: 9,246	O.K. Leonis I´m going to revive a time honoured tradition. You have the brain of a 13 month old salamander that thinks it is a raddish. You have the personality of a raddish that grew in a sewer in downtown Hong Kong, is ridden with mould and smells like the rotting testicles of a dead donkey. The hair on your beard is akin to weeds grown in a sodden field of beetle dung and horse manure long since decayed and fallow. Et tu? ------------------ FAIR DINKUM!

03-06-2001, 01:18 PM	#2
Larry_OHF Ironworks Moderator Join Date: March 1, 2001 Location: Midlands, South Carolina Age: 48 Posts: 14,759	Who is Leonis??? Have I missed something? ------------------ Larry of the Holy Flame

03-06-2001, 01:18 PM	#3
Gray Mage Banned User Join Date: March 1, 2001 Location: New Jersey Posts: 999	Hey Yorick remind me never to get on you bad side. Larry good to see you. ------------------ Feel My Power

03-06-2001, 01:20 PM	#4
Yorick Very Mad Bird Join Date: January 7, 2001 Location: Breukelen (over the river from New Amsterdam) Age: 52 Posts: 9,246	Larry, Leonis is quite simply one of the finest human beings I have ever known. ------------------ FAIR DINKUM!

03-06-2001, 01:29 PM	#5
Lord of Alcohol Xanathar Thieves Guild Join Date: January 8, 2001 Location: Charlotte,NC Age: 60 Posts: 4,570	Oh Goody! Yorick, can I insult him too? I'll be nice

03-06-2001, 02:18 PM	#6
Ramon de Ramon y Ramon Red Dragon Join Date: March 1, 2001 Location: Cologne, North Rhine-Westphalia, Germany Age: 52 Posts: 1,517	Hey ladies, what do you think ? Aren't male friendships something special ? True male bonding means the smell of beer and sweat, limited but straightforward conversation, unrestrained swearing, spitting, farting and belching. Ahh, I am just glad that I can be part of it and pity you for not being able to ever experience anything like it. (That's it. I have finally had it. I'll go get these brochures about sexchange surgery first thing in the morning. Ramona is a much nicer name anyway. Ahh, my first leg epilation will be so much fun. Ouch !) ------------------ So long ! R³ - Co-president(s) of the Club of Broken Hearts [This message has been edited by Ramon de Ramon y Ramon (edited 03-06-2001).]

03-06-2001, 02:32 PM	#7
Cloudbringer Ironworks Moderator Join Date: March 1, 2001 Location: Upstate NY USA Posts: 19,737	Er, Ramon, I'll uh, pass thanks...male bonding has always been a mystery to me (smile of humoring the nice men on the board) And if anyone wants to interpret the the various grunting sounds heard around here for me, go right ahead! LOL! Yorick? You drinking too much French wine? LOL ------------------ Storm-Queen StormCloud of the Black Knight

03-06-2001, 02:39 PM	#8
Moridin Fzoul Chembryl Join Date: March 1, 2001 Location: Minneapolis, MN Posts: 1,735	I have no idea who Leonis is, but I am more than happy to insult him You are so ugly, your mom had to keep you out of the sandbox as a kid, because the cats kept trying to bury you ------------------ [This message has been edited by Ziroc (edited 03-18-2001).]

03-06-2001, 02:40 PM	#9
Moridin Fzoul Chembryl Join Date: March 1, 2001 Location: Minneapolis, MN Posts: 1,735	Damn flood control and causing double posts Hope no one was offended :sorry: ------------------ [This message has been edited by Moridin (edited 03-06-2001).]

03-06-2001, 03:08 PM	#10
Gray Mage Banned User Join Date: March 1, 2001 Location: New Jersey Posts: 999	Ahhhh Male bonding.......Beer...football(and soccer)....beer......cursing...etc. Hey leonis, Looks like yo fell out of the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down. Did your momma beat you with the ugly stick?!?!?! ------------------ Feel My Power

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