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Old 06-20-2001, 07:42 AM   #101
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Walnut the big nose dwarf pulls down his pants and urinates into a tankard and gives it to LS. LS takes a big swig and slams it back down onto the bench. "Tangy" he says.

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Old 06-20-2001, 08:14 AM   #102
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Hah...he would never do that...being an Old One he saw through your prank and polymorphed the urine into Forever Ale before drinking it.
But I think he just might do the opposite to every tankard of Ale that you drink in this bar if you're not careful

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Old 06-20-2001, 08:15 AM   #103
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Quote:
Originally posted by Neb:
A ship that can only hardly be recognised as once being an Illithid ship pulls up next to the Bar and hangs on with grappling hooks, it's covered in graffiti, dead Knights of Solamnia(In full plate mail), swords, dead drow, beer kegs, a dead young blue dragon taking up most of the deck and random souvenirs from Krynn and various other worlds, there's also a smell of fried squid rising from the ship's galley along with rude songs.
LOL!!!
~Melusine flutters up to the deck of the ship to see what's going on in there~



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Old 06-20-2001, 08:40 AM   #104
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Hah...he would never do that...being an Old One he saw through your prank and polymorphed the urine into Forever Ale before drinking it.
But I think he just might do the opposite to every tankard of Ale that you drink in this bar if you're not careful

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I could safely drink anything, however there is a need for respect. From now on, the offending dwarf will be pissing out Red Bull - it gives you wings
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Fortuna also hops aboard the new ship. What the hey, if it's hostile, blast it , if not dance with it)
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He knows the thoughts of the crew and recognises beasties. God help them if they start something

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Old 06-20-2001, 09:27 AM   #105
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Fortuna also hops aboard the new ship. What the hey, if it's hostile, blast it , if not dance with it)

LOL, if not, dance with it? Oh well, why not I suppose
So, do your psionic powers reveal anything more about the ship's inhabitants?
For example, will they devour me if I give any of them a wedgie? Are they good with mustard or ketchup?


~Melusine proceeds to explore the ship's deck for anything alive...~


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Old 06-20-2001, 09:33 AM   #106
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Undead - and lots of it!!! Undead undies are somewhat rotten making wedgies temporary. If we get them off the ship, however, you can practice the zero-G wedgies.
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I'll see if we can get them to party instead, though!

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Old 06-20-2001, 09:59 AM   #107
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one hundred and four shots. Gulp. one hundred and five shots. Gulp. one hundred and..... ZZZZZZZZZZZ.

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Old 06-20-2001, 10:51 AM   #108
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Feretrath: AWHOOOOOO!!! *suddenly a pack of wolves appears*

Fyren: those are feret's lil friends.

WlfPK: WE WANT 14 STEAKS, WITH HP SAUCE, AND SOME ALE, AND Um.......HOTSAUCE!
You notice that these are just dire wolves; good for pelts on the walls
But, aslong as Fyren is there and Fererath is still there, your not getting pelts from these guys.
Suddenly, a ninja bolts the door open!
Ninja: Hello drunkards, and nobles! I am Ashi Kiqqato, Ex Servant of Gwhanos
Ashi: I will not put my weapons in the bin, because I need them to survive.
I have poison daggers (im an assassin) and a +2 crossbow, with bolts of biting. Its called The Assassins Lighter +2: The helper. It is a light crossbow,
but only assassins may use. I also have a short sword. This armor im wearing is The nights gift +5. i have boots of speed, and a girdle of stone giant strength.


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Old 06-20-2001, 11:02 AM   #109
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You will put the weapons in the bin or you won't survive (smiles sweetly)
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The ninja complains and then finds his weapons disappear and re-materialise behind the counter. LS gives him a receipt. "Since you can't be killed here, your previous statement was irrelevant anyway. BTW, the Sake here is very good"

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Old 06-20-2001, 11:09 AM   #110
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Tiax walks off the ship and to the asassin. He shouts
"Prepare to fall at the hands of Tiax!" he pulls something out of his belt.
He finds out its his buckle, his pantaloons drop and his Cyric underwear is revealed. Ashi
breaks out into laughter as does the rest of his tavern. Tiax hastily pulls up his pantaloons and this time he actually pulls out his weapon, the tavern gasps in horrer. It's Tiax's butterknife of eternal damnation (capable of spreading even the foul substance vegemite). Tiax charges towards Ashi, stops, removes the hand holding him in his place on his forehead and then continues to charge towards Ashi.


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