Poll: Favorite movie quotes

Dreamer128 · 03-12-2006, 02:36 PM

Who doesn't have them? Quotes that make you laugh everytime you hear them, or quotes you like to shout through the pub with your friends. Here are a few of my fav.'s. Feel free to share your own. [img]smile.gif[/img]

1. "That's a damn shame" - Vincent Vega in Pulp Fiction, after hearing the horrible fate of Antoine.
2. ("The senate will decide your fate") -> "I AM the Senate" - Palpatine to Mace Windu in Star Wars
3. "Oh, I'm sorry. Did I break your CONCENTRATION?!" - Jules, after shooting someone in the face during an interrogation.
4. "I will MAKE it legal" - Darth Sidious to his Trade Federation crownies in Star Wars
5. "It's mercy, compassion and forgiveness I lack. Not rationality" - The Bride in Kill Bill
6. Zed's dead baby, Zed's dead." - Butch explains how he acquired his new chopper in Pulp Fiction

VulcanRider · 03-12-2006, 10:15 PM

From Shanghai Noon:
1. You said "wet shirt not break", not "piss shirt bend bars!"
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2. Roy:"Oooh. Who's the pretty lady?"
Chon:"That's my wife."
Roy:"How long have you been in this country?"
Chon:"Four days."
Roy:"Nice work!"
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From Armageddon:
1."I know the presidents' chief advisor, we were at MIT together. And, at this point in time, you really don't want to take advice from a man who got a C minus in astrophysics."
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2.Karl (talking about the asteroid): But one more thing. The person who finds her gets to name her right?
Dan: Yes, yes that's right, that's right.
Karl: I wanna name her Dottie after my wife. She's a vicious life-sucking bitch from which there is no escape.
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3. Dr. Banks: One toxicology analysis revealed ketamin, that is a very powerful sedative!
Harry: Sedatives are used all the time, doctor.
Dr. Banks: Well this one's used on horses.
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4. You think that's bad? I owe 100 grand to a fat-ass loan shark which I spent on a stripper named Molly Mounds.
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From Forrest Gump:
1. Forrest: Lieutenant Dan, what are you doing here?
Lt. Dan: I'm here to try out my sea legs.
Forrest: But you ain't got no legs, Lieutenant Dan.
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From Blazing Saddles:
1. Gabby:"The sheriff's a n(CHURCH BELL)!"
Woman: "What'd he say?"
Man: The sheriff is near."
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2. Candygram for Mongo! Candygram for Mongo!
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3. Hedley Lamarr: My mind is aglow with whirling, transient nodes of thought careening thru a cosmic vapor of invention.
Taggart: Ditto.
Hedley Lamarr: "Ditto"? "Ditto," you provincial putz?
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Balintherlas · 03-12-2006, 10:24 PM

Pretty much whatever Arnold Swartzenegger says in any of his movies gets me pumped up.

Bungleau · 03-12-2006, 10:31 PM

Blues Brothers Movie:
***
Elwood: "We're 150 miles from Chicago, we've got half a tank of gas, it's dark, and we're wearing sunglasses."

Jake: "Hit it."

***
Elwood: "Blessed mother of acceleration, please don't fail me now!"

***

Those are all that come to mind right now...

StigTC · 03-13-2006, 02:09 PM

All from the single greatest movie for one liners ever: (Army of darkness if you're wondering)

Ash: Clatto Verata Nicto.
Wise man: Again.
Ash: Clatto Verata Nicto.
Wise man: Again.
Ash: I got it, I got it. I know your damn words, right?
[Later when having to recite the magic words]
Ash: Clatto Verata N... Necktie... Nickel... It's an "N" word, it's definitely an "N" word!
[Even later when speaking to the wiseman again]
Wise man: When you removed the book, did you speak the words?
Ash: Yeah. Well, maybe not every single syllable exactly, but basically I said them.

Arthur: Are all men from the future loud-mouthed braggarts?
Ash: Nope. Just me baby... Just me.

Possessed Witch: You found me beautiful once...
Ash: Honey, you got reeeal ugly!

[after Ash chops up Evil Ash with a chainsaw and throws him into a hole]
Evil Ash: You'll never retrieve the Necronomicon! You'll die before ya get it!
Ash: Hey! What's that you got on your face?
Evil Ash: Huh?
[Ash throws dirt on Evil Ash's face]

Ash: What are you? Are you me?
Evil Ash: Whad are do? Are do be? HAHAHAHAHAH! You sound like a jerk!
Ash: Why ya doin' this, huh?
Evil Ash: Oh, you wanna know? 'Cause the answer's easy! I'm BAD Ash... and you're GOOD Ash! You're a goody little two-shoes! Little goody two-shoes! Little goody two-shoes!
[begins to sucker-punch Ash]
Evil Ash: Goody little TWO-SHOES! Goody little TWO-SHOES! HEHEHEHEHE!
[honk honk honk]
Evil Ash: GOODY LITTLE TWO-SHOES! GOODY LITTLE...
Ash: [cocks shotgun and points it under Evil Ash's nose]
[nods head]
Ash: [BLAMMO!] I ain't that good.

If you haven't seen the movie, CHOC COMMANDS YOU TO DO SO!

Gnarf · 03-13-2006, 06:56 PM

"Don't touch it! It's the history eraser button!"

True_Moose · 03-14-2006, 01:46 AM

From Spaceballs
"I'm a mog, half man, half dog. I'm my own best friend."

From Rules of Engagement
"I was not going to stand by and see another marine die just to live by those ****ing rules!"

From Diehard
"Yippeecayay!" (yelling this after you score a goal in a tight hockey game is just about the coolest feeling ever

)

From Canadian Bacon
"It's time to turn off that war machine, and turn on our children."

dplax · 03-14-2006, 11:28 AM

From Usual Suspects:

Verbal: And like that... he's gone.

McManus: Old McDonald had a farm ee i ee i o. And on that farm he shot some guys. Badda boom badda bing bang boom.

Verbal: The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist.

From Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels:

Eddie: Can we lock up and get drunk now?

Samoan Joe: He then proceeds to order an Aristotle of the most ping-pong tiddly in the Nuclear sub.

Eddie: The entire British empire was built on cups of tea, and if you think I'm going to war without one, mate, you're mistaken.

From Snatch:

Avi: Should I call you Bullet? Tooth?
Bullet Tooth Tony: You can call me Susan if it makes you happy.

and lots of others...

Iron Greasel · 03-15-2006, 12:29 PM

Anything HAL says in 2001: a Space Odyssey.

"I am sorry, dave, but I'm afraid I can't do that."

"I know I may have done some very bad decisions lately."

"Please stop, Dave. Dave, please stop. Would you please stop, Dave?"

"My mind is going. I can feel it. I can feel it. I can feel it."

"Daisy, daisy, d a i s y, <font size="-3">d a i s y</font>..."

Marathon · 03-16-2006, 12:16 AM

From ESB:

Leia: I love you.
Solo: I know.

The very definition of cool back in the day.

03-12-2006, 10:15 PM	#2
VulcanRider Lord Soth Join Date: July 25, 2002 Location: Melbourne FL Age: 59 Posts: 1,971	From Shanghai Noon: 1. You said "wet shirt not break", not "piss shirt bend bars!" ----- 2. Roy:"Oooh. Who's the pretty lady?" Chon:"That's my wife." Roy:"How long have you been in this country?" Chon:"Four days." Roy:"Nice work!" ---------- From Armageddon: 1."I know the presidents' chief advisor, we were at MIT together. And, at this point in time, you really don't want to take advice from a man who got a C minus in astrophysics." ----- 2.Karl (talking about the asteroid): But one more thing. The person who finds her gets to name her right? Dan: Yes, yes that's right, that's right. Karl: I wanna name her Dottie after my wife. She's a vicious life-sucking bitch from which there is no escape. ----- 3. Dr. Banks: One toxicology analysis revealed ketamin, that is a very powerful sedative! Harry: Sedatives are used all the time, doctor. Dr. Banks: Well this one's used on horses. ----- 4. You think that's bad? I owe 100 grand to a fat-ass loan shark which I spent on a stripper named Molly Mounds. ---------- From Forrest Gump: 1. Forrest: Lieutenant Dan, what are you doing here? Lt. Dan: I'm here to try out my sea legs. Forrest: But you ain't got no legs, Lieutenant Dan. ----- From Blazing Saddles: 1. Gabby:"The sheriff's a n(CHURCH BELL)!" Woman: "What'd he say?" Man: The sheriff is near." ----- 2. Candygram for Mongo! Candygram for Mongo! ----- 3. Hedley Lamarr: My mind is aglow with whirling, transient nodes of thought careening thru a cosmic vapor of invention. Taggart: Ditto. Hedley Lamarr: "Ditto"? "Ditto," you provincial putz? ---------- __________________ ----- Help feed animals in shelters with just a mouse click at The Animal Rescue Site !!

03-12-2006, 10:24 PM	#3
Balintherlas Symbol of Cyric Join Date: August 22, 2003 Location: Ohio, Go Tribe Age: 37 Posts: 1,131	Pretty much whatever Arnold Swartzenegger says in any of his movies gets me pumped up. __________________ Veni, Vidi, Vici

03-12-2006, 10:31 PM	#4
Bungleau 40th Level Warrior Join Date: October 29, 2001 Location: Western Wilds of Michigan Posts: 11,752	Blues Brothers Movie: * Elwood: "We're 150 miles from Chicago, we've got half a tank of gas, it's dark, and we're wearing sunglasses." Jake: "Hit it." * Elwood: "Blessed mother of acceleration, please don't fail me now!" *** Those are all that come to mind right now... __________________ B Save Early, Save Often Save Before, Save After Two-Star General, Spelling Soldiers -+-+-+ Give 'em a hug one more time. It might be the last.

03-13-2006, 02:09 PM	#5
StigTC Avatar Join Date: September 15, 2002 Location: Denmark Age: 43 Posts: 513	All from the single greatest movie for one liners ever: (Army of darkness if you're wondering) Ash: Clatto Verata Nicto. Wise man: Again. Ash: Clatto Verata Nicto. Wise man: Again. Ash: I got it, I got it. I know your damn words, right? [Later when having to recite the magic words] Ash: Clatto Verata N... Necktie... Nickel... It's an "N" word, it's definitely an "N" word! [Even later when speaking to the wiseman again] Wise man: When you removed the book, did you speak the words? Ash: Yeah. Well, maybe not every single syllable exactly, but basically I said them. Arthur: Are all men from the future loud-mouthed braggarts? Ash: Nope. Just me baby... Just me. Possessed Witch: You found me beautiful once... Ash: Honey, you got reeeal ugly! [after Ash chops up Evil Ash with a chainsaw and throws him into a hole] Evil Ash: You'll never retrieve the Necronomicon! You'll die before ya get it! Ash: Hey! What's that you got on your face? Evil Ash: Huh? [Ash throws dirt on Evil Ash's face] Ash: What are you? Are you me? Evil Ash: Whad are do? Are do be? HAHAHAHAHAH! You sound like a jerk! Ash: Why ya doin' this, huh? Evil Ash: Oh, you wanna know? 'Cause the answer's easy! I'm BAD Ash... and you're GOOD Ash! You're a goody little two-shoes! Little goody two-shoes! Little goody two-shoes! [begins to sucker-punch Ash] Evil Ash: Goody little TWO-SHOES! Goody little TWO-SHOES! HEHEHEHEHE! [honk honk honk] Evil Ash: GOODY LITTLE TWO-SHOES! GOODY LITTLE... Ash: [cocks shotgun and points it under Evil Ash's nose] [nods head] Ash: [BLAMMO!] I ain't that good. If you haven't seen the movie, CHOC COMMANDS YOU TO DO SO! __________________ One fine day in the middle of the night, two dead boys got up to fight, <br />Back to back they faced each other, drew their swords and shot each other. <br />The deaf policeman heard the noise, and came and shot those two dead boys. <br />If you don\'t believe this joke is true, ask the blind man, he saw it too!

03-13-2006, 06:56 PM	#6
Gnarf Emerald Dragon Join Date: February 6, 2003 Location: Norway Age: 38 Posts: 928	"Don't touch it! It's the history eraser button!" __________________ I want a hippo.

03-12-2006, 02:36 PM	#1
Dreamer128 Dracolisk Join Date: March 21, 2001 Location: Europe Age: 39 Posts: 6,136	Who doesn't have them? Quotes that make you laugh everytime you hear them, or quotes you like to shout through the pub with your friends. Here are a few of my fav.'s. Feel free to share your own. [img]smile.gif[/img] 1. "That's a damn shame" - Vincent Vega in Pulp Fiction, after hearing the horrible fate of Antoine. 2. ("The senate will decide your fate") -> "I AM the Senate" - Palpatine to Mace Windu in Star Wars 3. "Oh, I'm sorry. Did I break your CONCENTRATION?!" - Jules, after shooting someone in the face during an interrogation. 4. "I will MAKE it legal" - Darth Sidious to his Trade Federation crownies in Star Wars 5. "It's mercy, compassion and forgiveness I lack. Not rationality" - The Bride in Kill Bill 6. Zed's dead baby, Zed's dead." - Butch explains how he acquired his new chopper in Pulp Fiction

03-14-2006, 01:46 AM	#7
True_Moose Gold Dragon Join Date: June 18, 2002 Location: Wolfville, NS / Calgary, AB Age: 36 Posts: 2,563	From Spaceballs "I'm a mog, half man, half dog. I'm my own best friend." From Rules of Engagement "I was not going to stand by and see another marine die just to live by those ****ing rules!" From Diehard "Yippeecayay!" (yelling this after you score a goal in a tight hockey game is just about the coolest feeling ever ) From Canadian Bacon "It's time to turn off that war machine, and turn on our children." __________________ [img]\"http://i44.photobucket.com/albums/f13/true_moose/Siggy.jpg\" alt=\" - \" />

03-14-2006, 11:28 AM	#8
dplax Jack Burton Join Date: July 19, 2003 Location: an expat living in France Age: 38 Posts: 5,577	From Usual Suspects: Verbal: And like that... he's gone. McManus: Old McDonald had a farm ee i ee i o. And on that farm he shot some guys. Badda boom badda bing bang boom. Verbal: The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist. From Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels: Eddie: Can we lock up and get drunk now? Samoan Joe: He then proceeds to order an Aristotle of the most ping-pong tiddly in the Nuclear sub. Eddie: The entire British empire was built on cups of tea, and if you think I'm going to war without one, mate, you're mistaken. From Snatch: Avi: Should I call you Bullet? Tooth? Bullet Tooth Tony: You can call me Susan if it makes you happy. and lots of others... __________________

03-15-2006, 12:29 PM	#9
Iron Greasel Fzoul Chembryl Join Date: July 13, 2004 Location: Finland Age: 35 Posts: 1,701	Anything HAL says in 2001: a Space Odyssey. "I am sorry, dave, but I'm afraid I can't do that." "I know I may have done some very bad decisions lately." "Please stop, Dave. Dave, please stop. Would you please stop, Dave?" "My mind is going. I can feel it. I can feel it. I can feel it." "Daisy, daisy, d a i s y, <font size="-3">d a i s y</font>..." __________________

03-16-2006, 12:16 AM	#10
Marathon Elminster Join Date: December 10, 2003 Location: OP, KS Age: 50 Posts: 489	From ESB: Leia: I love you. Solo: I know. The very definition of cool back in the day.

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