26 beautiful one liners about GOD

[Harkoliar]

now i got this from a chain letter email. i decided to share this with you since it is so "inspirational" and beautiful... dont know who made it but here it is.

>1. Give God what's right -- not what's left.
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>2. Man's way leads to a hopeless end -- God's way leads to an endless
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>3. A lot of kneeling will keep you in good standing.
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>4. He who kneels before God can stand before anyone.
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>5. In the sentence of life, the devil may be a comma but never let him
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>6. Don't put a question mark where God puts a period.
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>7. Are you wrinkled with burden? Come to the church for a face-lift.
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>8. When praying, don't give God instructions -- just report for duty.
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>9. Don't wait for six strong men to take you to church.
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>10. We don't change God's message -- His message changes us.
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>11. The church is prayer-conditioned.
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>12. When God ordains, He sustains.
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>13. WARNING: Exposure to the Son may prevent burning.
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>14. Plan ahead -- It wasn't raining when Noah built the ark.
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>15. Most people want to serve God, but only in an advisory position.
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>16. Suffering from truth decay? Brush up on your Bible.
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>17. Exercise daily -- walk with the Lord.
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>18. Never give the devil a ride -- he will always want to drive.
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>19. Nothing else ruins the truth like stretching it.
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>20. Compassion is difficult to give away because it keeps coming back.
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>21. He who angers you controls you.
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>22. Worry is the darkroom in which negatives can develop.
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>23. Give Satan an inch & he'll be a ruler.
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>24. Be ye fishers of men -- you catch them & He'll clean them.
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>25. God doesn't call the qualified, He qualifies the called.
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>26. Read the Bible -- It will scare the hell out of you.

[Ar-Cunin]

Originally posted by Harkoliar: >13. WARNING: Exposure to the Son may prevent burning.

Especially if you at the same time don't follow catholic teachings. "Burn the heretic" anyone

>26. Read the Bible -- It will scare the hell out of you.

Not really [img]graemlins/firedevil.gif[/img] [img]graemlins/hehe.gif[/img]

[Ronn_Bman]

Nice stuff Harkoliar. [img]smile.gif[/img]

[SomeGuy]

Hehe Gotta keep these with me somewhere. [img]smile.gif[/img]

[Yorick]

Very cool Zor [img]smile.gif[/img]

[/)eathKiller]

Originally posted by Harkoliar: >26. Read the Bible -- It will scare the hell out of you.

Seeing as I like stephen king and such I found it to be qutie entertaining, especially the 7 years of fires on isreal followed up by Horesmen, trumpets, rapturing, fire, darkness, etc... Makes the future seem real cheery [img]tongue.gif[/img]

It also ties in with other ancient scripts like the Kabala and the Koran and such so there isnt much to be doubted about the truth in it... But it leaves alot to be interpreted...

Lets just hope the world doesnt end like in Neon Genesis Evangelion where the rapture just turns us all into primordial soup O_o

[Jorath Calar]

My favourite:

God is dead
-Nietsche

Nietsche is dead
-God

[Jerome]

Originally posted by Jorath Calar: My favourite: God is dead -Nietsche Nietsche is dead -God

"Some are born posthumously"
-Nietzsche

[Harkoliar]

originally posted by Yorick: ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Very cool Zor

thanks! i knew you would like it [img]smile.gif[/img]

Lets just hope the world doesnt end like in Neon Genesis Evangelion where the rapture just turns us all into primordial soup O_o

lol, sometimes i think we may have watched too much anime here death killer

[ 02-26-2003, 12:13 AM: Message edited by: Harkoliar ]