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Old 07-19-2004, 02:51 PM   #1
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A body builder picks up a blonde at a bar and takes her home with him.
He takes off his shirt and the woman says, "What a great chest you have."
The body builder tells her, "That's 100 lb. of dynamite."
He takes off his pants and the woman says, "What massive calves you have."
The body builder tells her, "That's 100 lb. of dynamite."
He then removes his underwear and the woman goes running and screaming
out of the apartment.
The body builder puts his clothes back on and chases after her.
He catches up to her and asks why she ran out of the apartment.
The woman replies, "I was afraid to be around all that dynamite after I
saw how short the fuse was."
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Old 07-19-2004, 02:59 PM   #2
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Hahaha, Whee! (willie) [img]smile.gif[/img] [img]smile.gif[/img]

Good joke, Micah.
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Old 07-19-2004, 03:06 PM   #3
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*sigh*
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Old 07-19-2004, 03:17 PM   #4
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*snicker* Bad blonde jokes... LOL...there must be millions of them out there! [img]graemlins/laugh2.gif[/img] But I have to admit, this made me giggle.
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Old 07-19-2004, 03:20 PM   #5
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Now everyone close their eyes and try to visualize the dialogue but give the body builder a GERMAN ACCENT.

hehehehe

Hasta la Vista ... baby
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Old 07-19-2004, 09:19 PM   #6
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That was pretty funny
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Old 07-19-2004, 11:50 PM   #7
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[img]graemlins/laugh2.gif[/img] I wonder if it is true what they all say about body builders' smaller-than-average "equipment". [img]graemlins/laugh2.gif[/img]
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Old 07-20-2004, 12:10 AM   #8
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Dont wanna think about it, Paladin. :shudder:
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Old 07-20-2004, 01:51 AM   #9
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hahaha
i wasn't expecting that
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Old 07-20-2004, 03:32 AM   #10
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*groan*.. [img]tongue.gif[/img]
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