A realy bad pirate joke.

The Hunter of Jahanna · 01-20-2003, 10:25 PM

WHAT?!?! I can tell jokes. Well , some one has to do it, so here goes:

Quote:

So this pirate walks into a bar, with a steering wheel sticking out the front of his pants, and sits down like nothing's happening.
The bartender kinda leans in, and half-whispers "Ya know, sir, that um ... you have a steering wheel sticking out down there..."
And the pirate says "Arrr! It's drivin' me nuts!"

/)eathKiller · 01-20-2003, 11:07 PM

What did it cost the pirate to get his ears peirced?

A Buck-an-ear!

LordKathen · 01-20-2003, 11:20 PM

Your right, that was bad.

GokuZool · 01-21-2003, 03:26 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by The Hunter of Jahanna:
WHAT?!?! I can tell jokes. Well , some one has to do it, so here goes:

quote:
So this pirate walks into a bar, with a steering wheel sticking out the front of his pants, and sits down like nothing's happening.
The bartender kinda leans in, and half-whispers "Ya know, sir, that um ... you have a steering wheel sticking out down there..."
And the pirate says "Arrr! It's drivin' me nuts!"

[/QUOTE]LOL! I really did laugh-out-loud! Nice one!

Arvon will be proud

9_1_6 · 01-21-2003, 07:09 AM

[img]graemlins/hehe.gif[/img]
I really laughed out loud too..
I gave it to some ppl on msn and they said it was fuuny!
Nice joke!

Grojlach · 01-21-2003, 05:06 PM

my opinion on these jokes?

Statler: "Hmm, that wasn't half bad..."
Waldorf: "No! It was all bad!"

[ 01-21-2003, 05:07 PM: Message edited by: Grojlach ]

Timber Loftis · 01-21-2003, 05:16 PM

Kid dressed as a pirate goes trick-or-treating.

Every door, he exhibits his speech impediment when he says "Bick or Beat?" he often has to repeat this. "Bick or Beat?" until they figure it's Trick or Treat.

One lady says, "oh, a little pirate - let me get you some candy. Where are your bucaneers young man?"

To which he replies: "On my buckin' head you smart-mouth b**ch."

Lavindathar · 01-21-2003, 05:55 PM

Lol, i liked the Buck-An-Ear joke!

01-20-2003, 11:07 PM	#2
/)eathKiller Dracolisk Join Date: January 5, 2002 Location: Guantanamo Bay, Cuba Age: 38 Posts: 6,043	What did it cost the pirate to get his ears peirced? A Buck-an-ear! __________________ [img]\"http://membres.lycos.fr/th8or/ZeroSigForIronworks.gif\" alt=\" - \" /> o.o;

01-20-2003, 11:20 PM	#3
LordKathen Ma'at - Goddess of Truth & Justice Join Date: September 15, 2002 Location: Kennewick, WA Age: 52 Posts: 3,166	Your right, that was bad. __________________

01-21-2003, 07:09 AM	#5
9_1_6 Elminster Join Date: November 2, 2002 Location: ♣♣♣ Age: 38 Posts: 457	[img]graemlins/hehe.gif[/img] I really laughed out loud too.. I gave it to some ppl on msn and they said it was fuuny! Nice joke! __________________ <img border=\"0\" alt=\"[dancing]\" title=\"\" src=\"graemlins/dancing.gif\" /> <img border=\"0\" alt=\"[dancing]\" title=\"\" src=\"graemlins/dancing.gif\" /> 9_1_6 <img border=\"0\" alt=\"[dancing]\" title=\"\" src=\"graemlins/dancing.gif\" /> <img border=\"0\" alt=\"[dancing]\" title=\"\" src=\"graemlins/dancing.gif\" /> <br />LIQUID STICK PEOPLE!

01-21-2003, 05:16 PM	#7
Timber Loftis 40th Level Warrior Join Date: July 11, 2002 Location: Chicago, IL Posts: 11,916	Kid dressed as a pirate goes trick-or-treating. Every door, he exhibits his speech impediment when he says "Bick or Beat?" he often has to repeat this. "Bick or Beat?" until they figure it's Trick or Treat. One lady says, "oh, a little pirate - let me get you some candy. Where are your bucaneers young man?" To which he replies: "On my buckin' head you smart-mouth b**ch." __________________

01-21-2003, 05:55 PM	#8
Lavindathar Harper Join Date: March 21, 2001 Location: Lancs, England Age: 39 Posts: 4,729	Lol, i liked the Buck-An-Ear joke! __________________ =@

01-21-2003, 05:06 PM	#6
Grojlach Zartan Join Date: May 2, 2001 Location: Ulpia Noviomagus Batavorum Age: 43 Posts: 5,281	my opinion on these jokes? Statler: "Hmm, that wasn't half bad..." Waldorf: "No! It was all bad!" [ 01-21-2003, 05:07 PM: Message edited by: Grojlach ]

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