12-05-2005, 09:47 AM | #1 |
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so there are two hunters out in the woods, looking for some deers. So one of them bags himself a deer, and he dresses it, and takes what he wats back to there truck, leaving the rest. His Friend gets tired of not finding any game, and he decides to take a shit. So he finds himself a log to shit over, and while in the act, he falls asleep. (happens to the best of us). His friend goes looking for him eventually, and finds him sleeping on the log. He thinks it would be comical to put the deer guts that he removd under his friend. He goes back to his truck and falls asleep. He wakes up and finds his friend coming toward him, white as a ghost. He says, "whats wrong, you look like youve seen a ghost" His friend replies." i was taking a shit over a log, i guess i fell asleep, and i must of shit mty guts out! If it wasnt for the grace of God and a greasy stick, i wouldn't of gotten them back in!"
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12-05-2005, 09:52 AM | #2 |
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heheh that is rotten man
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12-05-2005, 10:50 AM | #3 |
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Aaah dude, that's just nasty!
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12-05-2005, 11:52 AM | #4 |
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BWA HA HA HA HA
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12-05-2005, 02:29 PM | #5 |
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Heard it and was disgusted. Thanks for the reminder.
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12-05-2005, 05:35 PM | #6 |
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Classic, disturbing but funny.
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12-05-2005, 06:24 PM | #7 |
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Bloody good stuff, Vaskez!
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12-06-2005, 04:18 AM | #8 | |
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12-06-2005, 10:47 AM | #9 |
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Just maybe...
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that this comment is funnier than the joke itself. [img]tongue.gif[/img]
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