Cloudy's Cafe-a chit-chat zone-September 8

[adam warlock]

Originally posted by Jerome: *grumble..... bloody kids....*grumble*.... charm spells.....grumble* *picks up toothbrush and continues scrubbing.....*

ahhhh... what you are scrubbing with a toothbrush for? hopefully teeth

[Kaz]

See the previous cafe thread for more information, adam

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I am the great Kazara

[Lioness]

I didn't even realize I was in the old one! lol, come over here pequod.

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Sword Saint of the HADB Clan
Waitress and entertainer at Cloudy's Cafe
Lil' Angel

[Kaz]

I was a bit surprised that the new cafe wasn't moving... then I noticed why! LOL. I agree with what you posted in the old thread, lioness, if he does things wrong then make him do them until he gets them right (and afterwards too LOL)

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I am the great Kazara

[Lioness]

Originally posted by Kaz: I was a bit surprised that the new cafe wasn't moving... then I noticed why! LOL. I agree with what you posted in the old thread, lioness, if he does things wrong then make him do them until he gets them right (and afterwards too LOL)

Fun, fun, funfunfun!

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Sword Saint of the HADB Clan
Waitress and entertainer at Cloudy's Cafe
Lil' Angel

[onthepequod]

Originally posted by Kaz: I was a bit surprised that the new cafe wasn't moving... then I noticed why! LOL. I agree with what you posted in the old thread, lioness, if he does things wrong then make him do them until he gets them right (and afterwards too LOL)

Now wait a mintue Kaz! It has now become obvious to me that CloudSparkle has gotten to Lioness but you surely don't want to travel that road of debauchery.

[Kaz]

'scuse me... what does debauchery mean?

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I am the great Kazara

[onthepequod]

I am reposting this over here for Jerome, in the hope that one day he is liberated from the tyranny he has found himself subject to.

Originally posted by Lioness: Yeah, that's all, and you just have to mop,too. Oh, adn doing the dishes won't hurt either. Maybe, while you're at it you could make coffee and tea? And just repaint that wall, it's looking a little shabby. You might want to redo the floorboards while you're at it, just so they match. That's all. for now.

Jerome,

Herre's a little tip from one who is married. Do every thing she asks for with alacrity. Respond to her requests with a smile while saying "I live solely to do your bidding." But when it comes to doing the task make little mistakes. It is important to note that these mistakes must be small as to not be obvious but significant enough to deter her from asking again. If at first you fail rest assured you will get another chance. For example:

She asked you to mop. So mop with a smile on your face, a snap in your step, and a small trace of tar on the sole of your right shoe.

She asked you to do the dishes. So do the dishes to the best of your ability. Dry them and then put them away in the wrong place. Note, you must be able to convince her you actaully thought the dishes go where you put them but the harder you make it for her to find them the better for you.

She asked you to make coffee. So make coffee......without a filter.

She asked you to repaint the walls. So go get paint and paint those walls. I think camouflage would look nice don't you?

I think you get the picture. Now go enjoy yourself!



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[onthepequod]

Originally posted by Kaz: 'scuse me... what does debauchery mean?

As I intended it "seduction from virtue." It also has a sensual definition which I did not intend.



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[Kaz]

I really doubt that that would work with Lioness

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I am the great Kazara

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