Evil Smiting continued???? - Page 4

Larry_OHF · 10-25-2001, 01:06 PM

I took jerome down...
and I can take you down, as well...

I will just wait for your PMS powers to fade away, then you shall lose...
(insert maniac's laughter here)

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3rd Member of the Ancient OHF
Diamond Ranger of the ALSB (secretarial position & Ambassador)
Father of the wicked but cute child known as MaryBeth

Padre de una niña bien traviosa pero guapa
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Aisukuríimu ga tabetái desu.

Epona · 10-25-2001, 01:08 PM

PMS - AH YES. THE FEEBLE EXCUSE USED BY EVERY MAN WHO EVER FACED A WOMAN'S WRATH AND LOST. JUST ACCEPT THAT YOU ARE DOOMED - IT WILL BE LESS PAINFUL FOR YOU IN THE LONG RUN. RIGHTEOUSNESS SHALL PREVAIL.

SO SAYETH EPONA THE BARD

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Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so.

Epona of The Laughing Hyenas
Proud winner of the 'Most Useless Post 250 Has Ever Seen' Award 2001. "I'd just like to thank my friends and family, without whom none of this would have been possible..."

Melusine · 10-25-2001, 01:08 PM

I SAY LARRY GETS THE RIKARDA TREATMENT...*INSANE LAUGHTER* OOOH YES, THAT WILL FINISH HIM QUITE NICELY!!! *WHIPS OUT HER BIG BAG (Ooooops baaaaad pun that the old troll-eaters will recognise

) OF THINGS GIRLY, FRILLY, SHINY AND GLOSSY. ZIPS UP KNEE-HIGH SHARPHEELED BOOTS AND KARATE-KICKS LARRY TO GROUND, THEN APPLIES LIPSTICK SHADE WICKED WINE +3, MASCARA OF BLINDING GORGEOUSNESS AND NAIL POLISH SHADE LUSCIOUS PLUM* AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH YESSSSSS, FELLOW MAIDENS OF THE SMITING BOOTHEEL, I PROUDLY PRESENT TO YOU: LARRYANA THE GORGEOUS, TWIN SISTER OF RIKARDA THE DELICIOUS! ISN'T SHE LUUUUUUUUUVERLY?? MY MASTER ARCHLICH WAH WILL BE DELIGHTED!

SO SAYETH MEL THE SULTRY MISTRESS OF EVIL SMITING

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Melusine, Sultry Elflet,
High Queen of Fluffies,
Archbabe of the OHF,
LH, HADB and ORT!

Your voice is ambrosia
Amy Brown Fantasy Art

[This message has been edited by Melusine (edited 10-25-2001).]

Larry_OHF · 10-25-2001, 01:09 PM

Larry loads up a cannon filled with Calcium rich supplaments...

This shall put an ease to that PMS power of yours!
(at least 4 outta 5 doctors recommend this method...

*BOOM~~~~~
All ladies present that have over-sized...uhhh...egos...are shot ~~~*

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3rd Member of the Ancient OHF
Diamond Ranger of the ALSB (secretarial position & Ambassador)
Father of the wicked but cute child known as MaryBeth

Padre de una niña bien traviosa pero guapa
---------------------
Aisukuríimu ga tabetái desu.

Larry_OHF · 10-25-2001, 01:14 PM

Uh..oh...The afternoon mail came in for the company, and I gotta go sort it.

Don't you girls get too excited when I have to put on the latex gloves...it's mandatory to sort the mail...

(sorry for the sexist jokes...I will stop if anyone is taking them too seriously...)

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3rd Member of the Ancient OHF
Diamond Ranger of the ALSB (secretarial position & Ambassador)
Father of the wicked but cute child known as MaryBeth

Padre de una niña bien traviosa pero guapa
---------------------
Aisukuríimu ga tabetái desu.

DragonMage · 10-25-2001, 01:18 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Larry_OHF:
Uh..oh...The afternoon mail came in for the company, and I gotta go sort it.

Don't you girls get too excited when I have to put on the latex gloves...it's mandatory to sort the mail...

(sorry for the sexist jokes...I will stop if anyone is taking them too seriously...)

Be careful, hon. And sexist jokes? What sexist jokes??? No worries, here.

Cloudbringer · 10-25-2001, 01:24 PM

Larryana.. you're doomed......

That wicked wine is a real powerful color.. almost as bad as FeelGood Fushia.. which reminds me.. oh Meeeeeeeeeeeelllllllllll... here *tosses supplies of wicked wine lip gloss and FeelGood Fushia blush to the sultry evil smiter*

And Larryana? Careful in those heels, dear, you can snap an ankle if you wiggle while you walk.. HAHAHAHHAHAHA... hey! Epona and DM.. do teach her...him..er...herm? to use the spike heels properly! BWAHAHAHAHAHA

Just call me if we need more spitballs! I'll be ripping up the ToB paperwork..

CloudSmiter

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Raindancer of the Laughing Hyenas Clan
CloudDragon of the OHF
Storm-Queen
Raven's Cloud
StormCloud of the Black Knight: Heart Mind Soul Forever
"To sleep, perchance to dream..."

Wah · 10-25-2001, 01:45 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Melusine:
I SAY LARRY GETS THE RIKARDA TREATMENT...*INSANE LAUGHTER* OOOH YES, THAT WILL FINISH HIM QUITE NICELY!!! *WHIPS OUT HER BIG BAG (Ooooops baaaaad pun that the old troll-eaters will recognise ) OF THINGS GIRLY, FRILLY, SHINY AND GLOSSY. ZIPS UP KNEE-HIGH SHARPHEELED BOOTS AND KARATE-KICKS LARRY TO GROUND, THEN APPLIES LIPSTICK SHADE WICKED WINE +3, MASCARA OF BLINDING GORGEOUSNESS AND NAIL POLISH SHADE LUSCIOUS PLUM* AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH YESSSSSS, FELLOW MAIDENS OF THE SMITING BOOTHEEL, I PROUDLY PRESENT TO YOU: LARRYANA THE GORGEOUS, TWIN SISTER OF RIKARDA THE DELICIOUS! ISN'T SHE LUUUUUUUUUVERLY?? MY MASTER ARCHLICH WAH WILL BE DELIGHTED!

SO SAYETH MEL THE SULTRY MISTRESS OF EVIL SMITING

LARRYANA! LOL - this will be quite the challenge, considering that Rikarda has a make-up as thick as as the soles of my boot! No THIS can't be, the temptation is too much and they have exploited my weakness to lipstick!

Keep away you......you fiend!

Casts: Gout of Flame
Rikarda: Dear, dear..........you have to do better than that.
Wah: Unbelieveable! The make-up absorbed 99% of the damage! Not even old Elly would have some immortal skin like that!

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Melusine · 10-25-2001, 01:56 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Wah:

LARRYANA! LOL - this will be quite the challenge, considering that Rikarda has a make-up as thick as as the soles of my boot! No THIS can't be, the temptation is too much and they have exploited my weakness to lipstick!

Keep away you......you fiend!

Casts: Gout of Flame
Rikarda: Dear, dear..........you have to do better than that.
Wah: Unbelieveable! The make-up absorbed 99% of the damage! Not even old Elly would have some immortal skin like that!

Oh my God......ROTFLMAO!!!!!

Melusine: Casts Weaken Knees: Wah
Wah: Wobbly Knees
Melusine: Casts Extra Luscious Lipgloss: Rikarda
Rikarda: *gives Wah a pouty smile and lusty wink*
Wah: *faints*
Melusine: *evil laughter*

COME, MY TRUSTED ARMY OF TEMPTRESSES, BESIEGE THE WALLS OF THE ARCHLICH'S CHASTITY, BREAK DOWN THE FORTRESS OF HIS RESOLVE, MELT THE VERY MORTAR OF HIS DECENCY....WE *SHALL* SMITE ALL EVIL WITH OUR POINTY BOOTHEELS AND ENTANGLE IT IN OUR WEB OF DEVIOUS SEDUCTION!!!

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Melusine, Sultry Elflet,
High Queen of Fluffies,
Archbabe of the OHF,
LH, HADB and ORT!

Your voice is ambrosia
Amy Brown Fantasy Art

Larry_OHF · 10-25-2001, 02:04 PM

Larryana: Running around screaming like a girl..."HELP!!!"...

Men on the street: Chases Larryana...

Larryana:Climbs a tree

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10-25-2001, 01:06 PM	#31
Larry_OHF Ironworks Moderator Join Date: March 1, 2001 Location: Midlands, South Carolina Age: 48 Posts: 14,759	I took jerome down... and I can take you down, as well... I will just wait for your PMS powers to fade away, then you shall lose... (insert maniac's laughter here) ------------------ 3rd Member of the Ancient OHF Diamond Ranger of the ALSB (secretarial position & Ambassador) Father of the wicked but cute child known as MaryBeth Padre de una niña bien traviosa pero guapa --------------------- Aisukuríimu ga tabetái desu.

10-25-2001, 01:08 PM	#32
Epona Zartan Join Date: March 1, 2001 Location: London, England Age: 53 Posts: 5,164	PMS - AH YES. THE FEEBLE EXCUSE USED BY EVERY MAN WHO EVER FACED A WOMAN'S WRATH AND LOST. JUST ACCEPT THAT YOU ARE DOOMED - IT WILL BE LESS PAINFUL FOR YOU IN THE LONG RUN. RIGHTEOUSNESS SHALL PREVAIL. SO SAYETH EPONA THE BARD ------------------ Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so. Epona of The Laughing Hyenas Proud winner of the 'Most Useless Post 250 Has Ever Seen' Award 2001. "I'd just like to thank my friends and family, without whom none of this would have been possible..."

10-25-2001, 01:08 PM	#33
Melusine Dracolisk Join Date: January 8, 2001 Location: Amsterdam, The Netherlands Age: 43 Posts: 6,541	I SAY LARRY GETS THE RIKARDA TREATMENT...INSANE LAUGHTER OOOH YES, THAT WILL FINISH HIM QUITE NICELY!!! WHIPS OUT HER BIG BAG (Ooooops baaaaad pun that the old troll-eaters will recognise ) OF THINGS GIRLY, FRILLY, SHINY AND GLOSSY. ZIPS UP KNEE-HIGH SHARPHEELED BOOTS AND KARATE-KICKS LARRY TO GROUND, THEN APPLIES LIPSTICK SHADE WICKED WINE +3, MASCARA OF BLINDING GORGEOUSNESS AND NAIL POLISH SHADE LUSCIOUS PLUM AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH YESSSSSS, FELLOW MAIDENS OF THE SMITING BOOTHEEL, I PROUDLY PRESENT TO YOU: LARRYANA THE GORGEOUS, TWIN SISTER OF RIKARDA THE DELICIOUS! ISN'T SHE LUUUUUUUUUVERLY?? MY MASTER ARCHLICH WAH WILL BE DELIGHTED! SO SAYETH MEL THE SULTRY MISTRESS OF EVIL SMITING ------------------ Melusine, Sultry Elflet, High Queen of Fluffies, Archbabe of the OHF, LH, HADB and ORT! Your voice is ambrosia Amy Brown Fantasy Art [This message has been edited by Melusine (edited 10-25-2001).]

10-25-2001, 01:09 PM	#34
Larry_OHF Ironworks Moderator Join Date: March 1, 2001 Location: Midlands, South Carolina Age: 48 Posts: 14,759	Larry loads up a cannon filled with Calcium rich supplaments... This shall put an ease to that PMS power of yours! (at least 4 outta 5 doctors recommend this method... BOOM~~~~~ All ladies present that have over-sized...uhhh...egos...are shot ~~~ ------------------ 3rd Member of the Ancient OHF Diamond Ranger of the ALSB (secretarial position & Ambassador) Father of the wicked but cute child known as MaryBeth Padre de una niña bien traviosa pero guapa --------------------- Aisukuríimu ga tabetái desu.

10-25-2001, 01:14 PM	#35
Larry_OHF Ironworks Moderator Join Date: March 1, 2001 Location: Midlands, South Carolina Age: 48 Posts: 14,759	Uh..oh...The afternoon mail came in for the company, and I gotta go sort it. Don't you girls get too excited when I have to put on the latex gloves...it's mandatory to sort the mail... (sorry for the sexist jokes...I will stop if anyone is taking them too seriously...) ------------------ 3rd Member of the Ancient OHF Diamond Ranger of the ALSB (secretarial position & Ambassador) Father of the wicked but cute child known as MaryBeth Padre de una niña bien traviosa pero guapa --------------------- Aisukuríimu ga tabetái desu.

10-25-2001, 01:24 PM	#37
Cloudbringer Ironworks Moderator Join Date: March 1, 2001 Location: Upstate NY USA Posts: 19,737	Larryana.. you're doomed...... That wicked wine is a real powerful color.. almost as bad as FeelGood Fushia.. which reminds me.. oh Meeeeeeeeeeeelllllllllll... here tosses supplies of wicked wine lip gloss and FeelGood Fushia blush to the sultry evil smiter And Larryana? Careful in those heels, dear, you can snap an ankle if you wiggle while you walk.. HAHAHAHHAHAHA... hey! Epona and DM.. do teach her...him..er...herm? to use the spike heels properly! BWAHAHAHAHAHA Just call me if we need more spitballs! I'll be ripping up the ToB paperwork.. CloudSmiter ------------------ Raindancer of the Laughing Hyenas Clan CloudDragon of the OHF Storm-Queen Raven's Cloud StormCloud of the Black Knight: Heart Mind Soul Forever "To sleep, perchance to dream..."

10-25-2001, 02:04 PM	#40
Larry_OHF Ironworks Moderator Join Date: March 1, 2001 Location: Midlands, South Carolina Age: 48 Posts: 14,759	Larryana: Running around screaming like a girl..."HELP!!!"... Men on the street: Chases Larryana... Larryana:Climbs a tree

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