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Old 08-31-2002, 01:07 PM   #1
Lioness
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the original thread is here:

http://www.ironworksforum.com/ubb/cg...10&t=001902&p=

the previous thread is here:

http://www.ironworksforum.com/ubb/cg...0;t=010631;p=1

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* any topic is fair game, but keep posts to the standards that Ziroc has set for the entire forum, please (ie: foul language is not appropriate and things should be suitable for all audiences)
-a side note from Cloudy: I see this as a place for those short
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* do feel free to be serious or silly and enjoy the company of others while you are here. By all means POST if you have something to say, even to start another topic , we can handle multiple chats, we're a CAFE!!! But be courteous and don't disrupt a conversation just to disrupt it.

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The lighting is low, the golden oak counters and tables glow with inviting warmth. Near the window, the lighting is brighter, as comfy, plush leather armchairs wait for those who'd like to read a book while relaxing to music or just lazily watch the world go by.

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your hostess [img]graemlins/ladyhearts.gif[/img]

Lioness,
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Old 08-31-2002, 01:08 PM   #2
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Clench, unclench...
EDIT: FIRST POST! YES! now I can spend time telling you all about my lovely butt goatee!
Clench, unclench...

[ 08-31-2002, 01:09 PM: Message edited by: Horatio ]
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Old 08-31-2002, 01:08 PM   #3
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I've got something that'll fix your problems

Inner peace- (BTW Horatio this might be of interest to you too [img]tongue.gif[/img] ) Find inner peace by clenching and unclenching your buttocks 20 times at least a day.

Important- Feelings of unimportance are usually caused by a lack of importance.
Bansih your feelings of unimportance by becoming President of the United states.

Hope your day is a pleasant one newly enlightened people.

BTW I wanna get something off my chest-

To respond to all of Talthyr Malkaviel's expedients would take up too much room and time. I would like to address the most foul ones, though. Wait! Before you dismiss me as meddlesome, hear me out. Look at what's happened since he first ordered his votaries to shame my name: Views once considered diabolic are now considered ordinary. Views once considered lawless are now considered perfectly normal. And the most wrongheaded of Talthyr's views are now seen as gospel by legions of officious, wishy-washy euphuists. You've never heard that his intention is to violate strongly held principles regarding deferral of current satisfaction for long-term gains? That's because his advocates have been staging a massive cover-up for quite some time now. But if you keep your eyes open, you'll notice that it is far too easy for him to use fear, intimidation, sedating substances, and other tools to convince salacious cutthroats to organize a whispering campaign against me. In view of that, it is not surprising that what we have been imparting to him -- or what he has been eliciting from us -- is a half-submerged, barely intended logic, contaminated by wishes and tendencies we prefer not to acknowledge. Still, the issue of what to do about Talthyr Malkaviel's juvenile antics is far from settled. The letter you just read should be seen as a starting point for dialogue on this controversial issue.

If you would like to generate weird and random complaints like these go to http://hugin.sigusr1.org/~pakin/complaint

It'd great fun, but make sure you add someone who can take a joke to the text.

Although in this case I'm not joking, I'm serious.

In case anyone missed the link.
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Old 08-31-2002, 01:09 PM   #4
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I think that's the first time that's been the content of the first post...Congratulations. [img]tongue.gif[/img]
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Old 08-31-2002, 01:10 PM   #5
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Originally posted by Horatio:
Clench, unclench...
You're almost there man, you've almost attained inner peace! Perhaps you could be half as enlightened as myself [img]smile.gif[/img]
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Old 08-31-2002, 01:11 PM   #6
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LOL @ the link, Siggy! [img]tongue.gif[/img] Fun.
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Old 08-31-2002, 01:12 PM   #7
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thank you, thank you.
Now, for those of you who admire my butt goatee, the one problem you will face if you copy it will be: shaving.
Let me explain: goatees need a lot of care to keep in trim *trails off into a speech full of disgusting phrases*
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Old 08-31-2002, 01:12 PM   #8
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...ooooooooowwwwwwwww.......
Don't do that again.
*get's fly paper, goes into toilets. When he returns, goatee is restored to its former glory.*
*ponders* Damn! so it's going to take more than just fly paper huh? *ponders* *evil grin*
 
Old 08-31-2002, 01:15 PM   #9
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WAXINGS STRIPS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Old 08-31-2002, 01:17 PM   #10
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WAXINGS STRIPS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Oh sorry Kaltia, I didn't notice your post in the other thread. Okay you wax him while I hold him down , but we have to get him unawares see.. *whispers plan to Kaltia*
 
 


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