05-15-2003, 06:12 PM | #1 |
Knight of the Rose
Join Date: April 8, 2003
Location: Arkansas
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My Moma Taught Me...
My Mother taught me about Envy... "There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't have wonderful parents like you do." My Mother taught me about Behavior Modification... "Stop Acting like your father!" My Mother taught me about the Circle of Life... "I brought you into this world and I can take you out." My Mother taught me about Stamina... "You'll sit there 'til all that spinach is finished." My Mother taught me about the science of Osmosis... "Shut up and eat your Supper!" My Mother taught me about Contartionism... "Will you look at the dirt on the back of your neck!" My Mother taught me Irony... "Keep laughing and I'll give you something to cry about." My Mother taught me to appreciate a job well done. "If you're going to kill each other, do it outside... I just finished cleaning." My Mother taught me about Time Travel... "If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of next week!" My Mother taught me about Foresight... "Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident." My Mother taught me about Logic... "Because I said so, that's why."
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05-15-2003, 06:22 PM | #2 |
Elite Waterdeep Guard
Join Date: April 29, 2003
Location: Arkansas
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man with teachings like that i look back and think its a wonder we made it this far lol!!!
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05-15-2003, 06:59 PM | #3 |
40th Level Warrior
Join Date: March 24, 2002
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My mum taught me not to talk to stranger, you all are stranger to me and yet I still talk to you. strange no?
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05-15-2003, 07:15 PM | #4 |
Elite Waterdeep Guard
Join Date: April 29, 2003
Location: Arkansas
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i am not strange...and besides a stranger is a friend you havnt met yet =)
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05-15-2003, 07:25 PM | #5 |
Baaz Draconian
Join Date: September 8, 2002
Location: Cornelius,NC
Age: 35
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Keep those bad memories outta my head!!! AHH!!!
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