Woman finds penis in tomato sauce bottle - Page 3

Bozos of Bones · 02-28-2005, 04:52 PM

That's how you mistake a mushroom for a penis.

Dace De'Briago · 02-28-2005, 05:00 PM

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Originally posted by Dragonshadow:
One of my friends thinks that someone has killed a person and is hiding their body parts in bottles of ketchup.
A kind of mushroom??? Weird mushroom.

One would think that there are better places to 'hide' body parts if someone was killed.

RoSs_bg2_rox · 02-28-2005, 05:58 PM

I thought this was gona be some lousy thread attracting attention with an appealing title (well, for some anyway

) but it turns out no.

BoB, that sure is one f*cked up mushroom! [img]graemlins/hehe.gif[/img]

Harkoliar · 03-01-2005, 06:34 AM

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Originally posted by Mr. Mopery:

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Originally posted by armageddon272:

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Originally posted by Mr. Mopery:

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Originally posted by Gangrell:
Huh, I wonder how someone confuses a penis and a mushroom? [img]graemlins/1ponder.gif[/img]

It's very cold in Sweden. [/QUOTE]Hey, it's cold in Maine too, but at least the rednecks here can tell the difference. [/QUOTE]So maybe the husband's penis resembles a fungus?

...thinks for a moment...

Doesn't Maine have a reputation for inbreeding? [/QUOTE]haha.. thats a good one with the husband.. poor guy..

General Nosaj · 03-01-2005, 06:38 AM

It's probably just a odd looking parsnip or something. Those Swedes get so excited over nothing.

General Nosaj · 03-01-2005, 06:42 AM

It's probably just some sort of mutated parsnip. Those "Swedes" are far to excitable. Get it "Swedes", root vegetables, parsnips. [img]graemlins/hehe.gif[/img]

Kakero · 03-01-2005, 07:45 AM

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Originally posted by Gangrell:

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Originally posted by Kakero:
Mmmm... I wonder how it would taste like? [img]tongue.gif[/img]

Are you serious? [img]tongue.gif[/img]

Huh, I wonder how someone confuses a penis and a mushroom? [img]graemlins/1ponder.gif[/img] [/QUOTE]I've eaten a bull or pigs penis before. I wonder if man's penis taste like a those.

Gangrell · 03-01-2005, 11:39 AM

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Originally posted by Kakero:

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Originally posted by Gangrell:

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Originally posted by Kakero:
Mmmm... I wonder how it would taste like? [img]tongue.gif[/img]

Are you serious? [img]tongue.gif[/img]

Huh, I wonder how someone confuses a penis and a mushroom? [img]graemlins/1ponder.gif[/img] [/QUOTE]I've eaten a bull or pigs penis before. I wonder if man's penis taste like a those. [/QUOTE]Knock yourself out [img]tongue.gif[/img]

Mr. Mopery · 03-01-2005, 03:51 PM

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Originally posted by Kakero:

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Originally posted by Gangrell:

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Originally posted by Kakero:
Mmmm... I wonder how it would taste like? [img]tongue.gif[/img]

Are you serious? [img]tongue.gif[/img]

Huh, I wonder how someone confuses a penis and a mushroom? [img]graemlins/1ponder.gif[/img] [/QUOTE]I've eaten a bull or pigs penis before. I wonder if man's penis taste like a those. [/QUOTE]Probably tastes more like chicken.

Stratos · 03-01-2005, 06:14 PM

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Originally posted by Bozos of Bones:
That's how you mistake a mushroom for a penis.

I like the Latin name: Phallus impudicus.

02-28-2005, 04:52 PM	#21
Bozos of Bones Apophis Join Date: July 29, 2003 Location: The Underdark cavern of Zagreb Age: 37 Posts: 4,679	That's how you mistake a mushroom for a penis. __________________ MAKE LOVE, NOT SPAM!

02-28-2005, 05:58 PM	#23
RoSs_bg2_rox Zartan Join Date: May 20, 2003 Location: Near Aberdeen, Scotland Age: 34 Posts: 5,225	I thought this was gona be some lousy thread attracting attention with an appealing title (well, for some anyway ) but it turns out no. BoB, that sure is one f*cked up mushroom! [img]graemlins/hehe.gif[/img] __________________ [img]\"http://img.ranchoweb.com/images/ladyzekke/dragonwater2.gif\" alt=\" - \" />

03-01-2005, 06:38 AM	#25
General Nosaj Zhentarim Guard Join Date: January 17, 2004 Location: Scotland Age: 36 Posts: 300	It's probably just a odd looking parsnip or something. Those Swedes get so excited over nothing. __________________ \"There shall be no mercy for those who challenge my fight for conquest. Heed this warning!\"-General Nosaj

03-01-2005, 06:42 AM	#26
General Nosaj Zhentarim Guard Join Date: January 17, 2004 Location: Scotland Age: 36 Posts: 300	It's probably just some sort of mutated parsnip. Those "Swedes" are far to excitable. Get it "Swedes", root vegetables, parsnips. [img]graemlins/hehe.gif[/img] __________________ \"There shall be no mercy for those who challenge my fight for conquest. Heed this warning!\"-General Nosaj

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