That was a wild party last night...

[Ladyzekke]

Originally posted by Charlie: ROTFLMAO @ Ladyzekke. Never put yer bollocks into bullocks or you may get arrested. (Impossible for you ladies accepted.) BTW is muffin the mule a criminal offence?

I will remember that Charlie, I personally never put my buttocks in any bullocks.

In most states it is a criminal offence yes. Who the arresting officer is though I cannot say.

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[Charlie]

Likewise my lady.
Sound advice and providing no bullocks get near my bollocks or my buttocks it is advice I shall surely pass on to my children. (Providing of course that the institution housing me at that time allows contact with the outside world....which I fear in my case may well be a long shot......a very long shot.) I shall also forewarn them of the serious nature regarding Muffin the mule.


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One love, peace.

[RudeDawg]

dammit, I'm cold...
help me find my pants ...



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The RudeDawg
Known in these Forgotten Realms as Perin LightEyes

[Ladyzekke]

Originally posted by RudeDawg: dammit, I'm cold... help me find my pants ...

Sheesh dude, you only have one pair of pants or what? And why are you cold when it is 85 degrees?



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P-Pants?

haven't seem then
I'll keep an eye open

If I can

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The Githyanki Necromancer - High Magician of the Holy Flame

[Ladyzekke]

Originally posted by Charlie: Likewise my lady. Sound advice and providing no bullocks get near my bollocks or my buttocks it is advice I shall surely pass on to my children. (Providing of course that the institution housing me at that time allows contact with the outside world....which I fear in my case may well be a long shot......a very long shot.) I shall also forewarn them of the serious nature regarding Muffin the mule.

I can get you out of that Institution Charlie if your buttocks are ready for the real world. I happen to have the key to your rubberroom, stolen from the guard whilst he was tokin it up outside in the parking lot (did I mention I have 200% Hide in Shadows ability and Non-Detection?) Anyway, if you want to be set free let me know. I have a plan. I'll just get myself "registered" via a few rolling eyeballs, frothing, and an intense fascination with my fingers. Then, when I am inside, I shall use the key to free us. Then you will be free to adventure towards your ultimate goal of thine lost nuts

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[Charlie]

Ladyzekke.
That plan is brilliant, bordering on the criminally negligent. with your 200% hide in shadows and non detection coupled with my 160% in run like ■■■■ and cosh the bastard from behind abilities we may just get away with it. However, being locked up in a rubber room with you for any period of time may be too good an opportunity to pass up and I think I'd probably "suffer" the sentence for as long as they couldn't get in. I'll happily forego the nuts in this situation.

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One love, peace.

[Cloudbringer]

Originally posted by Charlie: LOl, both pants and drawers are underwear in the UK.

Here too, sweetie and I bet LadyZ knows that too!

CB

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Raindancer of the Laughing Hyenas Clan
Storm-Queen
StormCloud of the Black Knight
Heart Mind Soul Forever

No pants here but I think I spy Jello shot # 76!

Moni

[RudeDawg]

Originally posted by Moni: No pants here but I think I spy Jello shot # 76! Moni

Did I mention that on this board?
(damn, I gotta keep my stupid stories to myself)



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The RudeDawg
Known in these Forgotten Realms as Perin LightEyes