Wanna be a writer?

[LordKathen]

Funny stuff: http://www.girltech.com/Game_Cafe/GC...b_answers.html

[Kakero]

hehe, I just type something on it and it gives me some funny story.

[Ehrys]

Ok... well I guess it's got flaws... LOL

Hi! My name is Ingleberg Icelettuce, and I am a/an car.
One day, while I was killing to the googenheim,
I came upon a/an dildo lying on the ground.
I picked it up, and to my great surprise, it bored!
Gee, was I sad! I stumped home as fast as I could so I
could show my hamster, who told me to throw it away. I didn't
want to, but I couldn't keep it in the house so I took it to
the CN Tower, and hid it behind the electric shaver. I forgot all
about it until 300 later, and I sure was pleasure to see
it again! I returned to CN Tower and looked behind the electric shaver
but it wasn't there! I told George Bush the story, and we
laughed for 600.

See?

lol...i just put in a buncha crap and TA DAAA i've got a story .. [img]tongue.gif[/img]

[SomeGuy]

Hi! My name is Rick James, and I am a/an flashlight.
One day, while I was chopping to the street corner,
I came upon a/an trash bag lying on the ground.
I picked it up, and to my great surprise, it farted!
Gee, was I idiotic! I played home as fast as I could so I
could show my papa, who told me to throw it away. I didn't
want to, but I couldn't keep it in the house so I took it to
the barber shop, and hid it behind the wires. I forgot all
about it until ten seconds later, and I sure was ecstatic to see
it again! I returned to barber shop and looked behind the wires
but it wasn't there! I told Robbie the story, and we
laughed for three days

[Dron_Cah]

My Story:
Hi! My name is Bilbo, and I am a/an Brazilian monkey-dog.
One day, while I was gallavanting to the street corner,
I came upon a/an boomerang lying on the ground.
I picked it up, and to my great surprise, it eviscerated!
Gee, was I condescending! I flayed home as fast as I could so I
could show my sister-mother, who told me to throw it away. I didn't
want to, but I couldn't keep it in the house so I took it to
the library, and hid it behind the AK-47. I forgot all
about it until 3 decades later, and I sure was envigorated to see
it again! I returned to library and looked behind the AK-47
but it wasn't there! I told Frodo the story, and we
laughed for 6 millenia.

Ehrys, would a hamster technically be a family member? It's a pet, most likey, though a closer relation is possible. If so, that's not the members title, but rather, what it is. [img]tongue.gif[/img] Nitpicking is fun!

[Ilander]

Fun...here's mine

Hi! My name is Jose, and I am a/an couch.
One day, while I was pickling to the the boat docks, I came upon a/an lamp shade lying on the ground. I picked it up, and to my great surprise, it herded! Gee, was I angst! I kicked home as fast as I could so I could show my uncle, who told me to throw it away. I didn't want to, but I couldn't keep it in the house so I took it to the the high school, and hid it behind the table. I forgot all about it until four millenia later, and I sure was hatred to see it again! I returned to the high school and looked behind the table but it wasn't there! I told Dron Cah the story, and we laughed for 4.3 microseconds.


oh, and Dron, you're a strange fish!

[ 04-09-2004, 10:07 PM: Message edited by: Ilander ]

[Ehrys]

ROFLMAO!!!! You guys kill me.

...oh, and I had a room mate in University once who would disagree with you Dron_cah about the Hamster/ family thing... some people consider their pets as family, but this guy was something else... like... *sleeping* with it... ugh.

I just grossed myself out remembering that. Blech.

[TheCrimsomBlade]

that was wierd:

Hi! My name is John Carry, and I am a Man-Boy .
One day, while I was Sneeking to the the central Park,I came upon a box of Photo's of Myself Loving a Donkey lying on the ground.
I picked it up, and to my great surprise, it Spit at me! Gee, was I Became sickly! I Rocketed home as fast as I could so I could show my little Turtle Roscoe, who told me to throw it away. I didn't want to, but I couldn't keep it in the house so I took it to the The city Morgue, and hid it behind Bill Clintons Cigar Box. I forgot all about it until 2 and 1/2 years later, and I sure was sickened to see it again! I returned to The city Morgue and looked behind Bill Clintons Cigar Box but it wasn't there! I told The Chief of Police the story, and we laughed all the way to jail.

THE END!!! with a couple edits its still wierd!

[dplax]

After some tweaking with it:

Hi! My name is Dplax, and I am a/an knight.
One day, while I was going to the bookstore, I came upon a/an sword lying on the ground. I picked it up, and to my great surprise, it glinted! Gee, was I happy! I went home as fast as I could so I could show my father, who told me to throw it away. I didn't want to, but I couldn't keep it in the house so I took it to
the the market, and hid it behind the boy. I forgot all about it until four days later, and I sure was relieved to see it again! I returned to the market and looked behind the boy but it wasn't there! I told the mage the story, and we
laughed for three hours.