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Old 11-09-2002, 02:41 PM   #1
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10 things that sound rude in Golf but aren't:

1) my shaft is bent

2) after 18 holes, I can barely walk

3) You really whacked the hell out of that sucker!

4) look at the size of his putter!

5) keep your head down and spread your legs a bit more

6) Mind if I join your threesome?

7) Stand with your back turned and drop it

8) my hands are so sweaty I can't get a good grip

9) Nice stroke!

10) Hold up! I need to clean my balls first!
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Old 11-09-2002, 02:42 PM   #2
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Hehe...yet another thing to make fun of golfers for LOL!
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Old 11-09-2002, 02:42 PM   #3
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Originally posted by Horatio:
10 things that sound rude in Golf but aren't:

1) my shaft is bent

2) after 18 holes, I can barely walk

3) You really whacked the hell out of that sucker!

4) look at the size of his putter!

5) keep your head down and spread your legs a bit more

6) Mind if I join your threesome?

7) Stand with your back turned and drop it

8) my hands are so sweaty I can't get a good grip

9) Nice stroke!

10) Hold up! I need to clean my balls first!
Lol! Never thought about them THAT way! [img]tongue.gif[/img]
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Old 11-09-2002, 05:48 PM   #4
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LOL Golfing is fun.
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Old 11-09-2002, 06:07 PM   #5
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And then there's what the Scottish caddies call a BLONDIE [img]smile.gif[/img] - "a fair crack up the middle sir"
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Old 11-09-2002, 07:14 PM   #6
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That's hilarious! lol

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Old 11-09-2002, 08:18 PM   #7
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LOL Golfing is fun.
It is, isn't it?
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