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Thoth - Egyptian God of Wisdom
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Gotta love backwater, shotgun weddings. Ahh, to be young again.
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02-27-2006, 07:57 PM
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Osiris - Egyptian God of the Underworld
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I think they found velcro gloves in his back seat. [img]graemlins/hehe.gif[/img]
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He has the best looking wife in the village.
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If you think about it, though, the punishment is pretty dang harsh. This guy will never meet a woman again. His reputation is trashed, he's married, and who knows what kind of stuff you can pick up by raping a goat. Of course, this is assuming that he isn't messed up enough to actually enjoy the new situation. |
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03-02-2006, 07:30 PM
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Thoth - Egyptian God of Wisdom
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Hmmm. The guy says he fell. If it turned out to be true, woe be to him.
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03-03-2006, 07:15 AM
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Umm curried wife, my favorite!
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03-03-2006, 09:22 AM
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Two thoughts...
First, if you fell on the goat, why were your pants down? Second, if he does turn his "wife" into a meal, is that murder? Could her relatives sue?
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40th Level Warrior
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Yeah, but the ASPCA or its local equivalent might pony up the money for a lawyer.
Oops... was I allowed to say "pony"? 
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Thoth - Egyptian God of Wisdom
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2) He could have been doing skiprope for the Sudan heavyweight championship, and had his pants fallen down, then tripped on it, and fallen onto his goat. 3) He was ****ing a goat. |
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