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10-10-2002, 12:59 PM
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Dungeon Master
 Join Date: September 21, 2002
Location: Norway
Age: 41
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Cat Commandments
Thou shall not jump onto the keyboard when thy human is on the modem. Thou shall not pull the phone cord out of the back of the modem. Thou shall not unroll all of the toilet paper off the roll. Thou shall not sit in front of the television or monitor as thou are transparent. Thou shall not projectile vomit from the top of the refrigerator. Thou shall not walk in on a dinner party and commence licking thy butt. Thou shall not lie down with thy butt in thy human's face. Thou shall not leap from great heights onto thy human's genital region. Fast as thou are, thou cannot run through closed doors. Thou shall not reset thy human's alarm clock by walking on it. Thou shall not climb on the garbage can with the hinged lid, as thee will fall in and trap thyself. Thou shall not jump onto the toilet seat just as thy human is sitting down. Thou shall not jump onto thy sleeping human's bladder at 4a.m. Thou shall realize that the house is not a prison from which to escape at any opportunity. Thou shall not trip thy humans even if they are walking too slow. Thou shall not push open the bathroom door when there are guests in thy house. Thou shall remember that thou are a carnivore and that houseplants are not meat. Thou shall show remorse when being scolded. Too bad cats can't read eh... 
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10-10-2002, 01:03 PM
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Ma'at - Goddess of Truth & Justice
 Join Date: October 18, 2003
Location: Oslo, Norway.
Age: 61
Posts: 3,360
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Cool cat i would kill it!
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10-10-2002, 02:24 PM
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Ra
 Join Date: August 14, 2001
Location: Copenhagen, Denmark
Age: 52
Posts: 2,326
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[img]graemlins/choc3.gif[/img] - nuff said
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10-10-2002, 02:38 PM
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Lord Ao
 Join Date: June 24, 2002
Location: Nevernever Land
Age: 49
Posts: 2,002
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ROTFLMFAO!!! [img]graemlins/biglaugh.gif[/img]
Be wary though ..... thou may hast offended the [img]graemlins/choc.gif[/img] Pennance might be demanded .... [img]graemlins/hehe.gif[/img]
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10-10-2002, 02:52 PM
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Fzoul Chembryl
 Join Date: July 11, 2002
Location: Limbo
Age: 44
Posts: 1,720
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how about "thou shall not crawl into guest's hand bags"
our cat is obsessed with boxes and bags, so he does this often
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10-10-2002, 02:52 PM
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Dungeon Master
Join Date: September 21, 2002
Location: Norway
Age: 41
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Didn't mean to offend the cat [img]graemlins/blueblink.gif[/img]
I love cats [img]smile.gif[/img] ROTFLMFAO?? Quote:
[ 10-10-2002, 02:59 PM: Message edited by: Aviehenda ] |
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10-10-2002, 03:06 PM
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Ma'at - Goddess of Truth & Justice
Join Date: September 19, 2001
Location: Behind these metal bars
Age: 41
Posts: 3,117
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lol, that's why I don't like cats.
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10-10-2002, 07:27 PM
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20th Level Warrior
 Join Date: September 6, 2001
Location: The lighter side of life, a.k.a. Newnan, Georgia
Age: 55
Posts: 2,767
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OMG!!!! LMAO!!!!
Especially the 4am Bladder Bounce!!! My cat Maerlynn does this almost every morning!!!!
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10-10-2002, 07:34 PM
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Jack Burton
 Join Date: November 10, 2001
Location: Bathurst & Orange, in constant flux
Age: 37
Posts: 5,452
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Just goes to show, rules are all made to be broken
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10-10-2002, 07:36 PM
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Drow Warrior
 Join Date: May 17, 2002
Location: S. IL
Age: 48
Posts: 269
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Here's a few to add to the list: Thou shalt not saunter back and forth next the thy nieghbor's fence and aggitate the dogs. (Maggie's favorite)
Thou shalt remove thy body from the driveway when company arrives. (Roscoe's favorite) Thou shalt not dig up the garden and play with the flower bulbs. (Jaguar's favorite)
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