On the road to Brimloch Roon...

Bungleau · 10-31-2006, 10:45 PM

As Forest Lump left the gates of Ishad N'ha, he felt something strange, a feeling he hadn't had in a while. As he dodged tree branches, he realized what it was.

It was hope.

He hadn't seen his sister since she disappeared, and his family since shortly thereafter. Out in the world, nothing to do, and no real skills, either. There was only one thing he knew how to do, and it was time to do it again.

"Run, Forest, run," he muttered to himself as he picked up speed.

He ran down a river, then through the woods. He ran past giant fish with lots of teeth, and even saw a couple of green-skinned humanoids. He ran through a tunnel in a hillside, and soon found himself at the dragon-embossed gates of Ishad N'ha.

Trembling and catching his breath, he entered to search for more news of his sister.

Once again, the smith took pity on him and pointed him in the right direction, towards a town of Brimloch Roon. "But to get there, laddie," said Damosh, ye'll have to pass through the Dragon's Spire, the most dangerous area around here."

"I'll do my best, sir," said Forest. And he took off, relieved that he was now only days behind his sister.

He ran past giant dogs.... and left them behind. Run, Forest, run...

He surprised a group of ratlings, all dressed in black. He was pretty sure they meant him harm, but they couldn't catch him. Run, Forest, run...

He passed giant dragonflies, and flew beyond their reach... Run, Forest, run...

Finally, he found the deep cave of the Dragon's Spire. Pausing for a moment, he headed into its depths. Following tracks in the bare rock, he surmised which way his sister may have gone.

He stopped when he got to a waterfall. He could see an opening on the other side, but no bridge. There was a device of some sort next to him... if only he had some means to turn it. Alas, there was nothing... so taking a deep breath, he backed up... Run, Forest, run...

He leapt through the waterfall, scrambling to reach something on the other side. Something besides slippery moss-covered rocks, though... he was almost there, fighting to climb... when suddenly, he made it. He stood up, water dripping off his meager clothes, and bade good-day to a blind leprechaun. Or gnome... or elf. He was never good at social studies at the meager school he attended, and every so often, he suffered from it.

Finally he found his way to the giant dragon and tried to sneak past it. To no avail... it awoke, and bellowed out, wondering who was trying to bother it now. Run, Forest, run...

He reached the exit and ran down a narrow path carved into the side of the mountain. Run, Forest, run...

Eventually, he made his way to the gates of Brimloch Roon and headed inside. Inquiries about his sister got strange looks in return, and he was directed to the temple for more answers. No one would tell him more than that, though...

Swallowing hard, he pushed at the door of the temple and walked in....

Eagle eye · 11-01-2006, 01:44 AM

My, that's an awful lot of running for one guy...

So he didn't come across any salads..?

Wyvern · 11-01-2006, 07:57 AM

Forest Lump!! ROFL!!

RUN, FOrest, RUN!!!

Bungleau · 11-01-2006, 08:34 AM

I was hoping someone would get that... thanks, Wyv [img]smile.gif[/img]

And no, there were no salads. This is still the same game... I just started a new character in Valeia. So the path to Ishad N'ha was already open, the salads were already gone, the dragonshards were already in place...

Sorry for the delays on this, BTW. Deadlock really has a headlock on me... in fact, my record is now 4-3. It's beaten me three times...

'Course, I am playing with the computer having tremendous advantages, and that makes us come out just about even

Another update tonight, or maybe tomorrow.

*edit* Removed that nasty double-post...

[ 11-01-2006, 10:33 AM: Message edited by: Bungleau ]

Law · 11-01-2006, 09:22 AM

I also got the Forest Lump reference. Does he like shrimp?

Has Forest avoided all encounters? Do he still have 0 experience points?

Will his initial 200 gp be enough to resurrect his sister?

[ 11-01-2006, 09:22 AM: Message edited by: Law ]

Bungleau · 11-01-2006, 10:35 AM

Kewl! That makes two... [img]smile.gif[/img]

He doesn't have zero XP. I started out thinking he was going to have to battle his way over, and he did battle a couple of things. Then I realized that he could just run (Forest, run...).

*edit* He *has* avoided all encounters since then, however...

I hadn't thought about the shrimp. I suppose so... but he's definitely figured out that life is like a box of chocolates.

As for whether it will be enough or not... wait and see on the third installment.... [img]graemlins/hehe.gif[/img]

[ 11-01-2006, 10:36 AM: Message edited by: Bungleau ]

Eagle eye · 11-01-2006, 02:33 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Bungleau:
I was hoping someone would get that... thanks, Wyv [img]smile.gif[/img]

Dont worry - I think anyone that has seen the movie or heard the phrase will make the connection..

MJG · 11-02-2006, 12:03 AM

lol too true... his best friend bubba... and his deranged captain

MJG · 11-03-2006, 12:52 AM

took me a while to type it up but here we go...

i praise u weird al!!!!

** to the tune of lump - presidents of the usa**

Gump sat alone on a bench in the park
"My name is Forrest," he'd casually remark
Waitin' for the bus with his hands in his pockets
He just kept sayin' life is like a box of chocolates

He's Gump, He's Gump
What's in his head?
He's Gump, He's Gump, He's Gump
Is he in-bred?

Gump was a big celebrity
He told JFK that he really had to pee
He never feels too dumb because
His mom always told him stupid is as stupid does

He's Gump, He's Gump
He's kinda square
He's Gump, He's Gump, He's Gump
What's with that hair?

Run... run... run, run, now Forrest
Run... run... run like the wind now
Run... run... run, run, now Forrest
Run... stop!

His buddy Bubba was a shrimp-lovin' man
His friend with no legs he called Lieutenant Dan
His girlfriend Jenny was kind of a slut
went to the White House, showed LBJ his butt

He's Gump, He's Gump
He's not too bright
He's Gump, He's Gump, He's Gump
But he's alright

Is this Gump out of his head?
I think so
Is this Gump really brain dead?
I think so
Did this Gump make lots of bread?
I think so
And that's all I have to say about that

there ya go... a song about ur character lol

10-31-2006, 10:45 PM	#1
Bungleau 40th Level Warrior Join Date: October 29, 2001 Location: Western Wilds of Michigan Posts: 11,752	As Forest Lump left the gates of Ishad N'ha, he felt something strange, a feeling he hadn't had in a while. As he dodged tree branches, he realized what it was. It was hope. He hadn't seen his sister since she disappeared, and his family since shortly thereafter. Out in the world, nothing to do, and no real skills, either. There was only one thing he knew how to do, and it was time to do it again. "Run, Forest, run," he muttered to himself as he picked up speed. He ran down a river, then through the woods. He ran past giant fish with lots of teeth, and even saw a couple of green-skinned humanoids. He ran through a tunnel in a hillside, and soon found himself at the dragon-embossed gates of Ishad N'ha. Trembling and catching his breath, he entered to search for more news of his sister. Once again, the smith took pity on him and pointed him in the right direction, towards a town of Brimloch Roon. "But to get there, laddie," said Damosh, ye'll have to pass through the Dragon's Spire, the most dangerous area around here." "I'll do my best, sir," said Forest. And he took off, relieved that he was now only days behind his sister. He ran past giant dogs.... and left them behind. Run, Forest, run... He surprised a group of ratlings, all dressed in black. He was pretty sure they meant him harm, but they couldn't catch him. Run, Forest, run... He passed giant dragonflies, and flew beyond their reach... Run, Forest, run... Finally, he found the deep cave of the Dragon's Spire. Pausing for a moment, he headed into its depths. Following tracks in the bare rock, he surmised which way his sister may have gone. He stopped when he got to a waterfall. He could see an opening on the other side, but no bridge. There was a device of some sort next to him... if only he had some means to turn it. Alas, there was nothing... so taking a deep breath, he backed up... Run, Forest, run... He leapt through the waterfall, scrambling to reach something on the other side. Something besides slippery moss-covered rocks, though... he was almost there, fighting to climb... when suddenly, he made it. He stood up, water dripping off his meager clothes, and bade good-day to a blind leprechaun. Or gnome... or elf. He was never good at social studies at the meager school he attended, and every so often, he suffered from it. Finally he found his way to the giant dragon and tried to sneak past it. To no avail... it awoke, and bellowed out, wondering who was trying to bother it now. Run, Forest, run... He reached the exit and ran down a narrow path carved into the side of the mountain. Run, Forest, run... Eventually, he made his way to the gates of Brimloch Roon and headed inside. Inquiries about his sister got strange looks in return, and he was directed to the temple for more answers. No one would tell him more than that, though... Swallowing hard, he pushed at the door of the temple and walked in.... __________________ B Save Early, Save Often Save Before, Save After Two-Star General, Spelling Soldiers -+-+-+ Give 'em a hug one more time. It might be the last.

11-01-2006, 07:57 AM	#3
Wyvern Ironworks Moderator Join Date: January 7, 2001 Location: Rural Paradise, MI Posts: 5,701	Forest Lump!! ROFL!! RUN, FOrest, RUN!!! __________________

11-01-2006, 08:34 AM	#4
Bungleau 40th Level Warrior Join Date: October 29, 2001 Location: Western Wilds of Michigan Posts: 11,752	I was hoping someone would get that... thanks, Wyv [img]smile.gif[/img] And no, there were no salads. This is still the same game... I just started a new character in Valeia. So the path to Ishad N'ha was already open, the salads were already gone, the dragonshards were already in place... Sorry for the delays on this, BTW. Deadlock really has a headlock on me... in fact, my record is now 4-3. It's beaten me three times... 'Course, I am playing with the computer having tremendous advantages, and that makes us come out just about even Another update tonight, or maybe tomorrow. edit Removed that nasty double-post... [ 11-01-2006, 10:33 AM: Message edited by: Bungleau ] __________________ B Save Early, Save Often Save Before, Save After Two-Star General, Spelling Soldiers -+-+-+ Give 'em a hug one more time. It might be the last.

11-01-2006, 10:35 AM	#6
Bungleau 40th Level Warrior Join Date: October 29, 2001 Location: Western Wilds of Michigan Posts: 11,752	Kewl! That makes two... [img]smile.gif[/img] He doesn't have zero XP. I started out thinking he was going to have to battle his way over, and he did battle a couple of things. Then I realized that he could just run (Forest, run...). edit He has avoided all encounters since then, however... I hadn't thought about the shrimp. I suppose so... but he's definitely figured out that life is like a box of chocolates. As for whether it will be enough or not... wait and see on the third installment.... [img]graemlins/hehe.gif[/img] [ 11-01-2006, 10:36 AM: Message edited by: Bungleau ] __________________ B Save Early, Save Often Save Before, Save After Two-Star General, Spelling Soldiers -+-+-+ Give 'em a hug one more time. It might be the last.

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11-01-2006, 01:44 AM	#2
Eagle eye Elminster Join Date: May 13, 2004 Location: New Zealand Age: 33 Posts: 409	My, that's an awful lot of running for one guy... So he didn't come across any salads..?

11-01-2006, 09:22 AM	#5
Law Dungeon Master Join Date: December 19, 2005 Location: Michigan, USA Posts: 60	I also got the Forest Lump reference. Does he like shrimp? Has Forest avoided all encounters? Do he still have 0 experience points? Will his initial 200 gp be enough to resurrect his sister? [ 11-01-2006, 09:22 AM: Message edited by: Law ]

11-02-2006, 12:03 AM	#8
MJG Dungeon Master Join Date: April 26, 2003 Location: Australia Age: 31 Posts: 61	lol too true... his best friend bubba... and his deranged captain

11-03-2006, 12:52 AM	#9
MJG Dungeon Master Join Date: April 26, 2003 Location: Australia Age: 31 Posts: 61	took me a while to type it up but here we go... i praise u weird al!!!! to the tune of lump - presidents of the usa Gump sat alone on a bench in the park "My name is Forrest," he'd casually remark Waitin' for the bus with his hands in his pockets He just kept sayin' life is like a box of chocolates He's Gump, He's Gump What's in his head? He's Gump, He's Gump, He's Gump Is he in-bred? Gump was a big celebrity He told JFK that he really had to pee He never feels too dumb because His mom always told him stupid is as stupid does He's Gump, He's Gump He's kinda square He's Gump, He's Gump, He's Gump What's with that hair? Run... run... run, run, now Forrest Run... run... run like the wind now Run... run... run, run, now Forrest Run... stop! His buddy Bubba was a shrimp-lovin' man His friend with no legs he called Lieutenant Dan His girlfriend Jenny was kind of a slut went to the White House, showed LBJ his butt He's Gump, He's Gump He's not too bright He's Gump, He's Gump, He's Gump But he's alright Is this Gump out of his head? I think so Is this Gump really brain dead? I think so Did this Gump make lots of bread? I think so And that's all I have to say about that there ya go... a song about ur character lol

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