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01-06-2004, 07:41 AM
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Unicorn
 Join Date: October 4, 2001
Location: Kingdom of the West,..P.o. Cynagus
Posts: 4,212
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Forgive Your Enemies
The preacher's Sunday sermon was, "Forgive Your Enemies." He asked all present how many have forgiven their enemies. About half held up their hands. He then repeated his question. Now about 80 percent held up their hands. He then repeated his question. All responded, except one elderly lady. "Mrs. Jones, are you not willing to forgive your enemies?" "I don't have any." "Mrs. Jones, that is very unusual. How old are you?" "Ninety-three." she replied. "Mrs. Jones, please come down in front and tell the congregation how a person cannot have an enemy in the world?" The little sweetheart of a lady tottered down the aisle, and said, "It's easy, I just outlived all those bitches.
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01-06-2004, 07:58 AM
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40th Level Warrior
 Join Date: March 24, 2002
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LOL, what a nice strategy that old lady have.
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01-06-2004, 08:00 AM
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Apophis
 Join Date: July 29, 2003
Location: The Underdark cavern of Zagreb
Age: 37
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Forgive and Forget, they say.
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