10-22-2001, 02:51 PM | #1 |
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I and several others here could use a laugh today, so I thought I'd post my latest....
A man walks into a bar and says "Give me a glass of 8 year old scotch and don't try to fool me... I know the difference!". So the bartender tries his luck and hands the man a glass of 10 year old scotch. The man takes a gulp and says "What kind of idiot do you take me for?!". So the bartender hands him his 8 year old scotch. The man takes a gulp "ah, that's good!". Another man minding his own business goes over to the scotch drinker and says "Take a drink of this" and the man takes a gulp and say's "This tastes like piss!" the other man says "Good... now how old am I!?!" ------------------ Formidable Flirty Fishy Sorcerer of the HADB [This message has been edited by Sorcerer Alex (edited 10-22-2001).] |
10-22-2001, 02:52 PM | #2 |
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LOL!!! ROFLMAO!
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10-22-2001, 04:05 PM | #4 |
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EEEEWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!
That's as bad as those 7-UP taste test commercials!!!!! (but for some odd reason, it's funny, too!) ------------------ Alureth...Dragon friend of Breanna, Mage and Advisor in the Court of Lady Lioness Co-Owner/Operator of the Evil Petting Zoo and devout member of the HADB clan. Commander of the Dragon Fleet, IW Peacekeeping Force Sublime Sister of the Illuminati - may the Light shine forever! Second Historian and Scribe of IW. Mother Hen of IW. Mage extraordinair, Pin-Up Girl for the OLD-COOTS Magey-Wagey: performer in the Nekked Dancing Trio of the ORT. Hopeless Romantic *sigh* |
10-22-2001, 04:06 PM | #5 |
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interesting joke, alex. It got an eyebrow raise out of me.
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10-22-2001, 04:08 PM | #6 |
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Thanks, I needed a bit of laughter today
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10-22-2001, 11:22 PM | #7 |
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LOL Sorcerer Alex, gross, yet strangely funny....
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