BG2 Bar Part 5 - The Final Tavern Here

[Wah]

Originally posted by Melusine: ~Melusine walks over to the newcomer, taking great care not to step on any of the assorted body parts lying around. She extends a little hand to Skydracgrll and introduces herself. After this, she asks "Would you perhaps like to eat something? We still have a large supply of fried squid..." after seeing the look on Skydracgrll's face, she hastily adds, "but of course we also serve various...erm... less exotic dishes" . After bringing a large platter of tasty meat and vegetables to Skydracgrll, Melusine sits down on the edge of the table, gives an impish smile, and asks her: "So then, tell me something about yourself."~ OOC Welcome to the Bar... as long as you don't bring any weapons or ubercharacters here you won't have to worry about getting on Lord Shield's wrong side. And as long as you're not too mean to me you won't have to worry about LS's alter ego Lord Thought either

Wonderful! I was getting a bit hungry and I might do well with a dish of brains and ulitharids.

How about we serve them with sauce? I can always recall mama's favourtie ketchup recipe.

Wah starts eating the whole plate to himself. ( - they'll get over it)


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[Encard]

Bob the Red Dragon sits and stares at the Bar patrons. Every once in a while a wisp of smoke will rise from his nostril. Suddenly, BOb tries to do a jig! Stuff begins to go *splat*...

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Bow down to the Weasels of Apocalypse! RaBid Fruit Trees! RRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGHHHHH!!!!!! Miniature Exploding Demonic Demons of Doom, Death and Desruction!
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[Skydracgrrl]

Uh, are ALL the guyz here like this? I've met ORCS (no offense to anyone of that species in the general vecinity) who are more civilized! I'm just here to relax... I got a little tired with my life, and I found this Bar, so I decided to check it out. Since I'm new, you can't really blame me for acting nervous...

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Yeah, I'm an obsessed, clueless gamer. But you have got to admit- I'm GOOD at it. ^_~*

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[Wah]

Arch Lich Wah Casts:

LV 20: SUMMON BILL GATES (Conjuration)

Range: 30 Yards
Casting Time: 6
Duration: Until Battered
Area Of Effect: Special
Saving Throw: None

When this spell is casted, Bill Gates will appear and attack the nearest enemy of the caster. There is no system shock or saving throw required and he dual wields Windows +4 and Flight Stimulator +4.
The summoned Bill Gates will then go into a rampage, destroying everyone who is not protected by a "Protection From Bill Gates" spell (also level 20). A priest over 20th level can attempt to turn the Bill Gates via viruses and crashes but a paladin cannot.

Are You Ready?

WAH: CASTS BILL GATES: At.......er.......Lord Shield!

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Originally posted by Neb: "Pay up" says Kivan to Neb "I told you we wouldn't crash and you said we we were going to leave a 1 mile radius crater." "Oh no" says Neb "We can still crash and I'm not going to lose 1000 gold pieces to you!" Neb then casts: Summon Windows Worshipper and a small geek with a laptop appears, the geek walks over to the wall of the Bar and plugs the laptop into the Bar using a small electrical socket which was hidden behind a painting, he then copies Windows from his laptop and into the Bar, suddenly, a two-dimensional white box appears in the middle of the Bar saying "Your Bar has performed an illegal operation and will now shut down" "There!" says Neb "The Bar has crashed! Never underestimate the crashing power of Windows!" The Bar then continues plunging towards Beer World. OOC- LS you cannot stop this, anything which Windows is installed on WILL crash sooner or later.

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Except for one thing - the Bar is not IBM compatible
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Also, Windows 95 crashes after about 45 days unless networked - which the bar isn't


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[Skydracgrrl]

You know, I don't think that Wah fellow is very smart. From what I've seen, Lord shields could just corrupt (sry about the pun) Bill Gates and turn him on Wah. And it's ok about the calimari... it's just that the last time I had it, they forgot to cook it.

OOC- Thanx fer wlcoming me... I wasnt sure if its fer people who've been here fer awhile, or if its also opened to new visitors. ^_^*

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Yeah, I'm an obsessed, clueless gamer. But you have got to admit- I'm GOOD at it. ^_~*

My Website!

[Melusine]

Originally posted by Skydracgrrl: Uh, are ALL the guyz here like this? I've met ORCS (no offense to anyone of that species in the general vecinity) who are more civilized! I'm just here to relax... I got a little tired with my life, and I found this Bar, so I decided to check it out. Since I'm new, you can't really blame me for acting nervous...

Aww.. don't worry Skydracgrrl.... (OOC - erm...your name is kind of long... can I abbreviate it? or maybe you can think up an 'in character' name for the bar ) the guys aren't so bad once you get to know them ~Melusine runs around pulling the offending men's underpants over their ears... She laughs with glee as they try to catch her, clumsily stumbling over each other's feet while she flies up to the ceiling and sticks her tongue out at them
Then she flies back to Sky and grins: "See? You just need to teach them a lesson every now and then. Now, if you'll excuse me I need to go and have some elven Champagne with Lord Thought... maybe you'll tell me some more about yourself later...please??" In a swoop, Mel flies over to LT and gives him a big hug: "Thanks, my favorite drink! "~


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Melusine, High Queen of Fluffies, Archbabe of the Order of the Holy Flame and the Laughing Hyenas, &
Official Entertainer Elf of the BG2 Bar

Your voice is ambrosia

[Wah]

Speak when you're spoken to wise one....or face the Arch Lich's wrath.

Hmph!



And YOU too Lord Shield, Neb, Tiax and Melusine etc..........

COME HERE TO FACE MY WRATH!

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[Encard]

Bob the Red Dragon accidentaly stomps on Bill Gates. All that's left is bunch of bloody unidentifiable objects... Untill BIll Gates respawns! NOOOO!!!! However, Encard casts Virus Ray of Crashes at Bill Gates, who fails his svae and is destroyed. Then, Encard whispers something to Bob. Wah looks like a good candidate for *splat*ing... Bob raises his HUGE draconic foot...

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Bow down to the Weasels of Apocalypse! RaBid Fruit Trees! RRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGHHHHH!!!!!! Miniature Exploding Demonic Demons of Doom, Death and Desruction!
:1drgat1:

[Melusine]

Skydracgrrl....of course you are welcome!!! Most people posting here are pretty new to the Forum anyway
I hope you'll like it here!

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Melusine, High Queen of Fluffies, Archbabe of the Order of the Holy Flame and the Laughing Hyenas, &
Official Entertainer Elf of the BG2 Bar

Your voice is ambrosia