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08-02-2002, 06:58 PM
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20th Level Warrior
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Two vampires go to a vampire Bar. The first one orders a glass of blood, while the second one orders a cup of hot water. Then the first one asks from the second Vamp "Why did you order water? Are you not a vampire!?". The other one answers:"Well, of course i am, but Im having tea today" and takes some used tampons out of his pocket.
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08-02-2002, 07:08 PM
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I don't know if this is such a suitable joke what with the vampire murderer in Wales. I don't have a problem but it might be a sensitive issue for others.
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08-02-2002, 07:25 PM
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Red Wizard of Thay
 Join Date: November 23, 2001
Location: That coffee stain on your map (Australia)
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Vamp murderer in wales?
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08-02-2002, 07:54 PM
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 !?Anywho, what vamp murderer? |
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08-02-2002, 08:20 PM
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You couldn't know USS, don't worry. It was a good joke though. LMAO
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08-02-2002, 10:49 PM
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Ma'at - Goddess of Truth & Justice
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Yeah i just found out about it this morning.
http://news.ninemsn.com.au/World/story_36605.asp
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08-02-2002, 11:54 PM
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Ma'at - Goddess of Truth & Justice
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Love it USS cool hahaha we need more jokes here on the forum LOL [img]smile.gif[/img]
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08-03-2002, 09:17 AM
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Red Dragon
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Oh. My.
That. Is. Wrong. Clever, but.. I grew out of that kinda humor a long time ago..
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08-03-2002, 09:19 AM
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Alex, that murder in Wales doesn't stop us Brits enjoying jokes [img]tongue.gif[/img] - we're not that uptight
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08-03-2002, 10:16 AM
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Baaz Draconian
 Join Date: August 28, 2001
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Vampire murdered Whales? Christ, what next?!?!?!?
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